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avalanche 03-16-2009 10:07 PM

XXX Iron Man Beer Pong Back for Phoenix!!!
 
After its inaugural year the XXX Iron Man competition makes its way back to its birthplace for the 2009 Phoenix Forum!!

But, this year, not only do you get 2 days of competition, but 3 nights of training to make sure you're ready!

http://www.xxxironman.com/xxxironman-phx09.jpg

Get your balls wet and win some cash, $1000 to be exact! Plus, an open beer bar with all the beer you can drink, and if you must ask, yes it's Bud! And, if you don't do so well in the competition don't worry, make sure to come by our Late Night Party Suite every night from 1-4am for those late night cocktails and God knows what else!

For those who might be new to this competition it is not to be missed! One name: Beer Pong. Bottom line: whoever has cups left standing, wins!

Each team has 2 players and webmasters must possess the skills known to be the strongest amongst leading Adult Webmasters: Hand-eye Coordination, Wrist Strength and Alcohol Tolerance. Only serious webmasters will prevail and win up to $1000 in cash in the XXX Iron Man competition by making sure your balls get wet first!

But, without our sponsors we'd have nothing fun to do with our balls at the show so a special THANK YOU to all the new sponsors to the 2009 XXX Iron Man circuit: Cold Hard Cash, Metro Money, and of course our returning sponsors Spunky Cash, Epoch, National Net and Cherry Pimps!

An EXTRA LARGE THANK YOU goes out to our 2009 Alcohol Sponsor Metro Babes and our Official Event Host National Net!

Make sure to get signed up early HERE and start training!

Bugbee 03-16-2009 10:52 PM

3peat??? see you all in Phoenix!!!

RyuLion 03-17-2009 12:05 AM

Rule #1 if you're sober, you can't play!

Deej 03-17-2009 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15638290)
Rule #1 if you're sober, you can't play!

Here here!!!!

Practicing being unsober as we speak!

Deej 03-17-2009 02:09 AM

Nightly open bar at the Cherry Pimps Suite? Shiiiiit after I get my eggs n bacon I know where I'll be :pimp

JFK 03-17-2009 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15638290)
Rule #1 if you're sober, you can't play!

well, you should'nt have to worry about that one:1orglaugh:drinkup:drinkup

avalanche 03-17-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugbee (Post 15638166)
3peat??? see you all in Phoenix!!!

Is your girlfriend going to play this time?

<whispers>Christian... come out come out wherever you are!</whispers>

BAKO 03-17-2009 09:56 AM

Hell yeah looking forward to this one, hopefully AK will be my partner :)

Honez 03-17-2009 09:59 AM

Nice! Now that I know how to play, I may have to grab a partner and try this again

Xrated J 03-17-2009 10:09 AM

if i make it out, im taking the title from buggers and christian lol

chri$tian 03-17-2009 10:11 AM

2 TIME CHAMPS .... Will be there to go for the THREEPEAT...

http://www.xxxironman.com/events/phx08.jpg http://www.xxxironman.com/events/summerinternext08.jpg

Let's see who can knock us out, I'm putting up a special BONUS PRIZE to whoever can..

Meeper 03-17-2009 10:14 AM

Good times indeed! Looks like I need to go on a search for a partner in crime.

Bugbee 03-17-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15639839)
if i make it out, im taking the title from buggers and christian lol

BWAH HAHAHA If I remember correct I knocked out you and 4 other teams out by MYSELF in Atlanta as my PARTNER could not make it!!!:321GFY

see you in PHOENIX BITCHES!!!:1orglaugh

Xrated J 03-17-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugbee (Post 15639890)
BWAH HAHAHA If I remember yourself I knocked you and 4 other teams out by MYSELF in Atlanta as my PARTNER could not make it!!!:321GFY

see you in PHOENIX BITCHES!!!:1orglaugh

hahahaha i cant remember who knocked us out, but punker and i were off our game in atlanta. and it was her first time ever playing :1orglaugh

punker barbie 03-17-2009 10:22 AM

I want to give this a wack but only if we can add vodka cuz i dont drink beer :)

avalanche 03-17-2009 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15639931)
I want to give this a wack but only if we can add vodka cuz i dont drink beer :)

DONE! Abso-Fucking-lutely!

Xrated J 03-17-2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15639931)
I want to give this a wack but only if we can add vodka cuz i dont drink beer :)

yeah, i had to drink all our cups in atlanta :1orglaugh

Vegas Ken 03-17-2009 10:43 AM

Game on!!!!!

punker barbie 03-17-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 15639960)
DONE! Abso-Fucking-lutely!

Hellz yeah cant wait !!!!

punker barbie 03-17-2009 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15639976)
yeah, i had to drink all our cups in atlanta :1orglaugh

im sorry i still feel bad about that HAHAHA

starpimps 03-17-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15639927)
hahahaha i cant remember who knocked us out, but punker and i were off our game in atlanta. and it was her first time ever playing :1orglaugh

it was the starpimps and scooter who took down team xrated j & co

LAJ 03-17-2009 10:57 AM

Count me IN!

No offense to team Ginger but I want to win this time.

If someone is in need of a hyper competitive partner with above average skillz... hit me up!

avalanche 03-17-2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 15640143)
If someone is in need of a hyper competitive partner with above average skillz... hit me up!

Who are you talking about?

LAJ 03-17-2009 10:59 AM

Definitely not you biyotch!!

Deesnuts 03-17-2009 11:02 AM

sounds like a blast!

chri$tian 03-17-2009 11:07 AM

3peat....

The Adult Broker 03-17-2009 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15640208)
3peat....

I know I can't beat you so I will be your cheerleader :)

Xrated J 03-17-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15640139)
it was the starpimps and scooter who took down team xrated j & co

hahahaha thats right. :321GFY:321GFY :1orglaugh

Bryan G 03-17-2009 12:11 PM

Sweeeet..

SCOOTER 03-17-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 15640139)
it was the starpimps and scooter who took down team xrated j & co



You ready to take this ?:thumbsup

tranza 03-17-2009 12:22 PM

It sounds it will be great!

Redmanthatcould 03-17-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15639862)
Good times indeed! Looks like I need to go on a search for a partner in crime.

Let's do it, slut.

I haven't had a drop of liquor since January Internext though...

Redmanthatcould 03-17-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15639852)
I'm putting up a special BONUS PRIZE to whoever can..

Date with Sunny????????

RyuLion 03-17-2009 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 15638564)
well, you should'nt have to worry about that one:1orglaugh:drinkup:drinkup

I'll be taken care of, but I don't know about these other people..:2 cents:

Deej 03-17-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15640585)
I'll be taken care of, but I don't know about these other people..:2 cents:

I think we should spike everyones drinks with more booze prehand...

Practice round involves chugging of one full cup of bud! NO BREATHERS!!!

RyuLion 03-17-2009 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15640748)
I think we should spike everyones drinks with more booze prehand...

Practice round involves chugging of one full cup of bud! NO BREATHERS!!!

Rule #2:
Blood alcohol level should be at least 0.09% before even touching your balls (or mine) :2 cents:
:1orglaugh

AK 03-17-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15639852)
2 TIME CHAMPS .... Will be there to go for the THREEPEAT...

http://www.xxxironman.com/events/phx08.jpg http://www.xxxironman.com/events/summerinternext08.jpg

Let's see who can knock us out, I'm putting up a special BONUS PRIZE to whoever can..

Let's just wish you don't see my team in the first round. LOL

avalanche 03-17-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15640783)
Rule #2:
Blood alcohol level should be at least 0.09% before even touching your balls (or mine) :2 cents:
:1orglaugh

I have a feeling you're going to be touching Spunky's balls a lot this time!

RyuLion 03-17-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 15641052)
I have a feeling you're going to be touching Spunky's balls a lot this time!

He Wishes! :2 cents:

The level should be 0.12% instead...09% is for pussies..:2 cents:

troncarver 03-17-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15639852)
2 TIME CHAMPS .... Will be there to go for the THREEPEAT...

http://www.xxxironman.com/events/phx08.jpg http://www.xxxironman.com/events/summerinternext08.jpg

Let's see who can knock us out, I'm putting up a special BONUS PRIZE to whoever can..


usually i would come back with some clever response...but seriously i give you guys credit and all i can say is justin and I are really gonna have to get our balls wet and chocolately and salty to beat you guys.. Im hiring the distraction girls in advance this time.

avalanche 03-17-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 15641291)
usually i would come back with some clever response...but seriously i give you guys credit and all i can say is justin and I are really gonna have to get our balls wet and chocolately and salty to beat you guys.. Im hiring the distraction girls in advance this time.

You guys going to wear speedos again this year?

























Oh, wait... that wasn't you...

Bugbee 03-17-2009 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15639927)
hahahaha i cant remember who knocked us out, but punker and i were off our game in atlanta. and it was her first time ever playing :1orglaugh

that's funny here is a picture of OUR FIRST time playing:1orglaugh
http://www.xxxironman.com/events/phx08.jpg

C H R I S 03-17-2009 05:27 PM

I have to hand it to Christian and Bugbee- 2 X champs - whats the odds on them taking it again?

chri$tian 03-17-2009 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris (Post 15641844)
I have to hand it to Christian and Bugbee- 2 X champs - whats the odds on them taking it again?

100% .... 3peat is in full effect

Deej 03-17-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15641952)
100% .... 3peat is in full effect

Thats not going to happen :2 cents:

Theres a new champ in town *flex*

RyuLion 03-17-2009 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15642438)
Thats not going to happen :2 cents:

Theres a new champ in town *flex*

those guys have confidence because of their plan to be sober..:2 cents:

Deej 03-18-2009 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15642520)
those guys have confidence because of their plan to be sober..:2 cents:

NO sobriety!!!

:glugglug

avalanche 03-18-2009 11:27 AM

Bump for more players!!

chri$tian 03-18-2009 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15642520)
those guys have confidence because of their plan to be sober..:2 cents:

I can't help it if i ran a full round with only drinking one cup... Need better competition to get me drunk, make your shots and i'll have to drink.. keep missing and i WON'T...

Penny Flame 03-18-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 15639852)
2 TIME CHAMPS .... Will be there to go for the THREEPEAT...

http://www.xxxironman.com/events/phx08.jpg http://www.xxxironman.com/events/summerinternext08.jpg

Let's see who can knock us out, I'm putting up a special BONUS PRIZE to whoever can..

You bitch, even if you win again, I'm gonna sneak in your room and steal your trophy. I will then webcam my and my metrobabes fucking ourselves with it, and send it back to you covered in sloppy wet pussy juice.


(tell your wife i said hello and i love her lol)


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