Irish Joke for St. Patrick's Day
 

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner,'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father,
it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned,'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed
up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching,
shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress
and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart,
but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly
reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.

Heh heh,I had a chuckle

I had a 'lol moment

You made me smile.

Stupiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd joke.

hahah good one!

That was pretty funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

funny stuff

been along time curlydavid..you still rockin seo?

Haha nice joke! :1orglaugh

Good one

I smiled for a moment :winkwink:

Decent :)

Funny. Did a bit of a laugh.

That's awesome. Bring back the jokes on your site!!!

Curly should post a joke everyday

ha! ha! ha!

ha! cute one!

Happy St. Patrick's Day :)

:1orglaugh

hahaha, funny!

hehe :)