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Barefootsies 03-17-2009 10:25 PM

Job Applicant Response
 
I have to replace one of the part timers I have working for me, this time looking for someone who is not a model or done work for us. I want someone completely separate and interested in the online adult business. So I throw some ads out there.

The first few send me their resumes. Little to no relevant experience.

Next come to 18 year olds males. Their e-mails read like a letter to Penthouse or Playboy.

Then I get this one and laugh....

Quote:

I'm interested

Sent from my iPod
Maybe it's just late and I am tired. But based on the job placement ad, and the fact I mention needing resume and references this just reinforces some of my previous opinions. I mean, that was it. All the e-mail said. I guess they expected to be taken seriously.

:1orglaugh :Oh crap :disgust

After Shock Media 03-17-2009 10:26 PM

You can send messages from an ipod?

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15642458)
You can send messages from an ipod?

I guess. Maybe that was his iPhone? I dunno.

That was what the e-mail said verbatim.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AnniKN 03-17-2009 10:31 PM

So... I no can has :( ?

GAMEFINEST 03-17-2009 10:31 PM

lol...sounds like one my buddies..

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15642469)
So... I no can has :( ?

Nope.

I have decided to go the Jim Gunn, and ASM route recommendations and just look for the apprentice. The girls are nice, but too sensitive and always have a story for not working. Much like the models.

I need to get some hungry, horny mofo's who think they are going to be Hef. But have some patience.

AnniKN 03-17-2009 10:39 PM

But I sent the message from my iPod! that should show I am going to be Hef!


EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15642486)
But I sent the message from my iPod! that should show I am going to be Hef!

LMFAO...

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15642486)
EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

Well, I typically get a long with women better than men, which is why I can recruit models better than business partner. However, when it comes to actually doing real work (non-modeling) they simply do not want to do what is required.

They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work.

Sad as it is. They would rather give you a foot job, suck and fuck you, whatever for $150.00 and 2 hours then do the 10-20 hours worth of work a week. Which I find ridiculously sad.

Sex is great and all. But this is about my business. :disgust

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15642458)
You can send messages from an ipod?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15642460)
I guess. Maybe that was his iPhone? I dunno.

That was what the e-mail said verbatim.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

iPod Touch is just an iPhone without the phone capabilities. The first release actually had not been fully inspected and still had some iPhone branding on some of it's applications and screens.

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15642507)
iPod Touch is just an iPhone without the phone capabilities. The first release actually had not been fully inspected and still had some iPhone branding on some of it's applications and screens.

Thanks for the head's up mang :thumbsup

AnniKN 03-17-2009 11:00 PM

I'll trade places with you for a day! I am completely unable to deal with women, not even to get models, heh.

And I feel you, in the past when I've had projects that were too big or my own, and I've talked to guy friends about helping out, they always try hard and even if it doesn't pan out they did their best, girls have always done it half assed and/or just stood me up. I'm talking about people I've known for 10 years :-|

I am open to try though, and know that in certain work areas it goes better with female workers- sucks ass when sexist ideas turn to be a fact.

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15642511)
I am open to try though, and know that in certain work areas it goes better with female workers- sucks ass when sexist ideas turn to be a fact.

Agreed.

In the end, probably the horny 18 year old male with little to no responsibility will end up being the ultimate ASM clone.

qxm 03-17-2009 11:28 PM

send them back an email that only reads:


LOL

Barefootsies 03-17-2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15642565)
send them back an email that only reads:


LOL

Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.
:1orglaugh

qxm 03-17-2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15642574)
Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.
:1orglaugh

....im with ya there :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Almost Evil 03-18-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15642486)

EDIT: Also, this will sound terrible, but I can't work with girls either, heh.

Me either! I have exactly ONE girl that I like working with (and shes even on gfy hah!) and all the rest...bug the crap out of me ;)

UFGators2007 03-18-2009 10:10 AM

Well if he has an iphone, then he must be overqualified. You better hire him fast or you will miss out on the greatness that is him. Ha ha.

Barefootsies 03-18-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UFGators2007 (Post 15643895)
Well if he has an iphone, then he must be overqualified. You better hire him fast or you will miss out on the greatness that is him. Ha ha.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HorseShit 03-18-2009 10:21 AM

i can has cheezburger

_Richard_ 03-18-2009 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15642574)
Better yet, send them a response with a picture of the line outside the unemployment office.
:1orglaugh

hahaha please do

BradM 03-18-2009 11:13 AM

I am also hiring right now and we just sent an offer letter. We received over 1,000 resumes. All of them were SHIT.

pornguy 03-18-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15642455)
I have to replace one of the part timers I have working for me, this time looking for someone who is not a model or done work for us. I want someone completely separate and interested in the online adult business. So I throw some ads out there.

The first few send me their resumes. Little to no relevant experience.

Next come to 18 year olds males. Their e-mails read like a letter to Penthouse or Playboy.

Then I get this one and laugh....



Maybe it's just late and I am tired. But based on the job placement ad, and the fact I mention needing resume and references this just reinforces some of my previous opinions. I mean, that was it. All the e-mail said. I guess they expected to be taken seriously.

:1orglaugh :Oh crap :disgust




Send back.


" I'm Not! "

Sent from my toilet.

peeperpimp 03-18-2009 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15642493)
They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work.

Sad as it is. They would rather give you a foot job, suck and fuck you, whatever for $150.00 and 2 hours then do the 10-20 hours worth of work a week. Which I find ridiculously sad.

Sex is great and all. But this is about my business. :disgust

I feel you there I've had the same type of experiences finding employees

i.e. "They also tend to not be able to handle coaching well, nor being held accountable. Everyone wants 100% pay, but doesn't want to put in 100% work."

Good luck on your search, its hard finding that right person :winkwink:

Barefootsies 03-18-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15644167)
hahaha please do

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ozarkz 03-18-2009 01:39 PM

Hahahah!

"Wait a minute.. soo I could be jerking you off with my feet and getting $200 a day.. But as your assisstant i'd be getting $60?? Hmm.. I was wondering..."

stevo 03-18-2009 01:47 PM

I've done a couple of job postings on CraigsList. I'm always amazed by how many people (the mass majority) refuse to follow directions or answer important questions.

I guess if you're looking for a job and you want to stick out - all you have to do is follow directions, use proper grammer/spelling, and answer all the questions. That alone should put you in the top 10%.

Reak AGV 03-18-2009 02:13 PM

Since when you can send a message from a Ipod?

John-ACWM 03-18-2009 02:32 PM

That was pretty original :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 03-18-2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo (Post 15644944)
I've done a couple of job postings on CraigsList. I'm always amazed by how many people (the mass majority) refuse to follow directions or answer important questions.

Fucking true dat. :disgust

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo (Post 15644944)
I guess if you're looking for a job and you want to stick out - all you have to do is follow directions, use proper grammer/spelling, and answer all the questions. That alone should put you in the top 10%.

Great Job seeker tip!:thumbsup


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