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$5 submissions 03-17-2009 11:35 PM

Give your work 100% (pic)
 
http://i42.tinypic.com/14m3lv7.jpg :1orglaugh

In this tough economy, 1000% DAILY is needed!:thumbsup

woj 03-17-2009 11:39 PM

:1orglaugh

Redrob 03-17-2009 11:41 PM

I know those guys.....

Ozarkz 03-18-2009 12:25 AM

On a serious note... Any time ive ever given my 100% it has been completely unappreciated and disregarded.... In some cases it has gotten me in trouble with other co-workers..

At work you only want to give about 35% of your total effort level...

Scott McD 03-18-2009 03:45 AM

I hate when people say "i will give it 110%".

How can you possibly give 110% ?? Why not 120% then ?? Or 150% ??

After Shock Media 03-18-2009 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15642877)
I hate when people say "i will give it 110%".

How can you possibly give 110% ?? Why not 120% then ?? Or 150% ??

See I give 50% and use 25% to manipulate others so at the end of the day I will have taken credit for 60% of the work/ideas from my co-workers and thus delivering you 110%.

wielco 03-18-2009 04:05 AM

I hope I'm going to make that 40% today, I guess its time to start!

CarlosTheGaucho 03-18-2009 05:17 AM

What's sad about this is, that this probably was a main lecture for the majority of the lazy intriquing asshats around here.

I'm going to fire two people again at the start of the April, I hope it will have some psychological impact, someone lied to me while looking me straight into the eyes.

God bless America.

Don't ever try to make business in this anti captalistic / pseudo socialistic jungle full of lazy monkeys, without someone properly introducing you to the post socialistic monkey mentality and without the nerves of steel.

$5 submissions 03-18-2009 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15642884)
See I give 50% and use 25% to manipulate others so at the end of the day I will have taken credit for 60% of the work/ideas from my co-workers and thus delivering you 110%.

But doesn't that violate the 80-20 rule?:winkwink:

pornguy 03-18-2009 05:41 AM

Sounds about like the american way and one of the reasons the US finds it's self in the financial position its in.

shako 03-18-2009 06:56 AM

$5 submissions :) :)

CaptainHowdy 03-18-2009 06:57 AM

Ahahahahahahaha!

John-ACWM 03-18-2009 08:16 AM

that's just wrong :1orglaugh

1BB 03-18-2009 09:14 AM

hahaha, funny

Sid70 03-18-2009 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15642988)

Don't ever try to make business in this anti captalistic / pseudo socialistic jungle full of lazy monkeys, without someone properly introducing you to the post socialistic monkey mentality and without the nerves of steel.

Ah I hear you, man

brassmonkey 03-18-2009 09:35 AM

well ok then

Roby 03-18-2009 09:40 AM

Funny right !!!

BAKO 03-18-2009 09:42 AM

Wednesday 40% sounds about right ;)




























J/k I give 100% all the time

UFGators2007 03-18-2009 10:00 AM

I would argue that Monday usually gets 1%...barely.

Reak AGV 03-18-2009 10:01 AM

I give a 100% every single day! :)

CarlosTheGaucho 03-18-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 15643700)
Ah I hear you, man

Sometimes I feel like way back in the feudalism era - sugar and leash!

Welcome to 2009!

The time of the great evolution of mankind, when everyone is so spoiled and so lazy and takes his weaknesses so for granted that you have to make sure people even wipe their asses!

A-n-D-r-E-S 03-18-2009 11:14 AM

Hahaha nice, I'm going to to that for sure! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Kron 03-18-2009 12:23 PM

hahahaha, very amusing :)

$5 submissions 03-18-2009 02:46 PM

Always give 100% daily. That's the only way forward :)

Big Red Machine 03-18-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15643013)
But doesn't that violate the 80-20 rule?:winkwink:

it has been changed to the 80/30 Principle...you know rich get richer kinda thing :winkwink:


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