Metadork - is it true what i heard about you
 

Someone we both know recently told me you swing both ways. Now i don't give a shit if you eat man ass but it would be kinda ironic as you pretend to be the biggest ladies man ever to walk this earth.

Fronk keeps his hair long so his boyfriend can run his cock through his Pantene Pro-V locks.

i am straight as a wet spaghetti noodle.

if you only knew the amount of ladies i have raked in since i have been single. all top of the line also.

i hold onto them and spin my dick like helicopter and take them for heli tours these days.

ummmm :error

that avatar of yours is disturbing!

frankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

PRINCESS PEACH FTW.

why is it disturbing?

so is this whole thread:upsidedow

I don't mind getting anally raped by that...

This is Franks way of testing the waters Meta.. He wants some of that monster Meta cock he's heard so much about.

:2 cents:

Quick replies from Metadork :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://images.google.com/images?q=sp...N&hl=en&tab=wi

See any straight ones.

Fronk msged me this on icq even, he "feels cool when i respond to his threadss", he always tries to be buddy buddy with me offline and tells me "how funny i am and i should come to netherlands and wear clogs with Vaseline on the outside and rub it near his piehole"

i showed him pics from my mexico trip onetime and he told me "i have a nice bathing suit". :helpme

You beat me to it.....He should've said a DRY spaghetti noodle....But we all know what he meant to say :)

Translation.......

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...gayglasses.gif

Frank = MetaMan = Juicy

FACT!

Hey track star how about i drag a watermelon behind a horse as your training. :error

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i spit my soda hahahaha!!!!!

You would need to use something faster than a horse :2 cents:

MetaMan doesn't claim to be a ladies man he jokes about being a ladies man.

But whether he is straight or not he's still a queer.

To be honest a wet spaghetti noodle isn't all that straight.. But a DRY spaghetti noodle is as straight as an arrow and AINT bending..

but the wet spaghetti noodle is likely to bend and curve and wrap itself around other noodles..

Metaman.. :1orglaugh The wet noodle.

don't act like you wouldn't tap peach's sweet ass...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote of the year!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2lj56qx.gif

dont get it twisted i am a ladies man. i speak truth believe it or not.

wet noodle? i will put my dick so far up your girlfriends ass that when she answers your phone call you will be actually talking to my dick. :warning

Soggy wet noodle.. Floppin around..

Look the bitch had to straighten your ass out.

http://ramblingspoon.com/blog/wp-con...0/JRE_4928.jpg

I imagine that's what you look like in real life.. a clump of soggy noodles..

Princess Peach floats :pimp

what a chick with my noodle in her hands?
and you would be a pic with your own noodle in your hands? :warning

im a pimp your a simp get in through your head and start taking notes.

lolll watermelon behind a horse training....