The Notorious Donny Long
 

so AVN does a story on me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


from http://business.avn.com/articles/34678.html

The Notorious Donny Long
The Notorious Donny Long
By David Sullivan
03/20/2009

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Donny Long feels he hasn't received the recognition he deserves for his work in the adult video industry.

A performer in hundreds of porn scenes, Florida native Long runs the website XXXFilmJobs.com and runs a studio just down the street from TT Boy's operation in Chatsworth.

"AVN has never recognized me," Donny said. "That's my dick on the cover of Homegrown Amateurs, right on the cover of AVN Magazine in the Pure Play ad, but I've never gotten an award. You guys give awards to Tommy Pistol - my dick's twice the size of his, and he can't even act!"
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With a potential banner ad at stake, AVN visited Donny Long Studios to investigate the man's strongly voiced complaint. Fully equipped for all phases of production, lights to mop, the 2,800 square-foot facility features all the porn window-dressing required for the Web age.

"I built this all myself," he said. "I've done over 700 scenes, shot a few hundred more, and right now I'm mostly renting the place out to other producers."

Still, some insist that mere mention of the name "Donny Long" lowers one's credibility to the level of sewage.

Donny's homo-hating Internet dust-ups with performer Christian XXX and relentless alt-ID spamming even got him banned from JM Productions' XXX Porn Talk (XPT), a site known for its tolerance of the terminally depraved. Moderator Tony Malice finally threatened to ban anyone who even posted the words "Donny Long" in the XPT forums.

You can't say the guy hasn't made an impact.

"Those guys are all retards," Donny told AVN. "I'm sick of JM. They should shut down that website; some of the stuff they post on there could really hurt our whole industry."

The notorious Mr. Long has launched many message-board attacks featuring the prolific use of a three-letter epithet that rhymes with "bag". He employs the word frequently in conversation to describe male performers who put others at risk by working with gays and transsexuals - hence the Christian beef.

Donny also has a running dispute with certain agency owners, who, he claims, feel threatened by XXXFilmJobs.

"Derek is a fag," he says, launching into one of many semi-coherent tirades regarding LA Direct Models owner Derek Hay. "I call him Derek Gay."

And yet Donny allows gays and trannies to register at XXXFilmJobs.

"I have a separate section for them," he explained. "I have to wonder: Don't they know who I am?"

Donny's career is a product of the Internet. He started doing scenes in Florida circa 2005 for Bang Bus, MILF Seekers, and other paysites. Since relocating to the San Fernando Valley, he's pulled a number of stunts to boost his industry profile.

There was the time Donny recruited girls and named them after himself in a kind of mini-Manson cult. And the many times he drove his loudly emblazoned XXXFilmJobs truck into situations that called for discretion. And, of course, there were those scenes with midgets.

"I've done it all," he said. "Right now, I'm focused on XXXFilmJobs and my studio. I don't give a shit what anyone says about me. It's all publicity."

Consider yourself publicized, Donny.

Check out XXXFilmJobs.com. For further insight, visit www.DonnyLongProductions.com.

How much did you pay for that one? :winkwink:

Wow, that has to be one of the most unprofessional least newsworthy things that I have read...ever.

"CHATSWORTH, Calif."

one place no one who ever leaves it misses lol

"The Notorious Stupid Donny Long"

Fixed it for you.

nope i never pay for press lol :1orglaugh

Ha Ha! congrats on the publicity...

so I guess you bought the banner? I love that they disclosed it right up front. Such journalistic integrity.

No boss :pimp

I know no

I read that one this morning. Congrats on the publicity :thumbsup

Shameless self-promotion done right, lol

congratz on fucking AVN's credibility in the ass

Donny Long is the Johnny Knoxville of porn.

weel ok then

What I really like about Donny is the way he can let by-gones be by-gones and forge new friendships and alliances...

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup when someone needs there card pulled in this industry, I will be there with a billboard and a group on Mexicans :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But when someone makes right I am there too :winkwink:

No hermaphrodites in it?

:)

The funny thing is that you seem to think this was a good article for you.

no such thing as bad publicity? i dunno, lol.

Come On Tommy Pistol Rocks...besides that its pretty good...lol

Lloyd, why do they call you a BAD dog?

:winkwink::1orglaugh

I used to have a bad habit of humping girl's legs in the park.

Used to???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Court orders say I have to stay out of parks now, so yeah.

Why does it seem like this article in essence says - there is this primadona who keeps whining about nobody paying him attention and calling people names. We are sick of hearing about it so here is what he has been saying, happy now?

PS - Why does Donny keep talking about other peoples cocks?

"Still, some insist that mere mention of the name "Donny Long" lowers one's credibility to the level of sewage"
:thumbsup

Both rhetorical questions, I presume.

That was a huge piece on how big of a douchebag you are and you STILL post it thinking it's good publicity? :thumbsup You're a grade A douchebag. :1orglaugh

I think he was going for the incoming link. It was part of his SEO strategy.

Donny, congrats on the AVN article. Nice to see you getting some good press.

Haha.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL

BadDog is on a roll!

Nice to see gfy isn't the only board you've managed to make a complete ass of yourself on.

the fail is strong in this douchebag...

Dude if you get banned from that board you are either NOT in porn and a prude, or a complete and utter fucking moron. :2 cents:

I'd like to take this chance to thank God for a few things, the very existence of which, have brought great entertainment and joy to my life;

1) Antisocial Personality Disorder
2) Borderline Personality Disorder
3) Narcissistic Personality Disorder

I'd also like to thank God for having the foresight to add the very clever catch that sufferers of the above will fail to recognize it in themselves. This not only adds greatly to the entertainment value but also insures there is a very low chance they will ever recognize the depth of their own problems and hence, lowers the odds of them understanding the need to get help and actually get better.

Thanks God.

Oh, you're paying for it... It's just a shame that you can't figure out *how* you're paying for it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Just when I think Donny Long cannot lower himself any further, he finds a deeper hole.

Congrats, I guess...

they must hire talent for writers there, horrible article, reads more like a gfy troll post (first line)

:1orglaugh

it doesn't bother you at all that in an industry made up of social outcasts and misfits that you've managed to be judged not normal or good enough even by their excruciatingly low standards?

You must be kidding. The writer accomplished exactly what he was going for.

i don't know what's worse: Donnys attitude, that article or the waste of paper and/or webspace

exactly, im not the only one who sees this for what it is