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polish_aristocrat 03-24-2009 07:39 AM
FAIL: men confesses to a murder on deathbed, recovers, faces death penalty
 
http://www.canada.com/news/faces+mur...941/story.html

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When James Brewer suffered a stroke and thought he was dying, the churchgoing Oklahoma factory worker decided it was time for an extraordinary deathbed confession.

He wanted to unburden himself of the sin he had carried with him for three decades and so his wife summoned police to the hospital.

Detectives said Brewer, 58, told them he wanted to "cleanse his soul" and said he shot dead a man he believed was trying to seduce his wife more than 30 years ago.

But Brewer survived the illness and now faces trial charged with the murder of Jimmy Carroll in Tennessee-- where the death penalty may await him.

Last week, Brewer and his wife, Dorothy, sold all their possessions in a garage sale and left their modest home in Shawnee, Okla., where they had been living under the assumed names of Michael and Dorothy Anderson.

They then drove to Hohenwald, Tenn., where he surrendered to the authorities.

Brewer was arrested shortly after the shooting of Carroll, a neighbour, but was released on bail. He told police that he and his wife fled to Oklahoma, where they started a new life.

:eyecrazy

Fletch XXX 03-24-2009 07:41 AM
clearly an idiot.

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He wanted to unburden himself of the sin he had carried with him for three decades and so his wife summoned police to the hospital.
to clear sin you just walk in catholic church and go to confession and all sin is gone.

never confess to a cop, tell your priest and god forgives you with no jail time lol

sortie 03-24-2009 07:49 AM
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.

Vicious_B 03-24-2009 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15666253)
clearly an idiot.



to clear sin you just walk in catholic church and go to confession and all sin is gone.

never confess to a cop, tell your priest and god forgives you with no jail time lol
It's been a long long LONG time since I have been to confession but in cases of murder can't the priest break confidence to report them?

Agreed though with what you say in general. Probably better to confess to a priest and hope he won't break confession.

Stephen McTowelie 03-24-2009 07:52 AM
http://www.econ.upf.edu/~fleiss/Welc.../homer-doh.jpg

Barefootsies 03-24-2009 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15666282)
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 03-24-2009 07:57 AM
Aaaaaaaahahahahaha!

sexandcash 03-24-2009 07:58 AM
well that's quite the payback....

quantum-x 03-24-2009 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15666253)
clearly an idiot.



to clear sin you just walk in catholic church and go to confession and all sin is gone.

never confess to a cop, tell your priest and god forgives you with no jail time lol
If you're catholic, you can repent on your deathbed, don't even have to go to church!

pornguy 03-24-2009 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15666290)
It's been a long long LONG time since I have been to confession but in cases of murder can't the priest break confidence to report them?

Agreed though with what you say in general. Probably better to confess to a priest and hope he won't break confession.
Yes they can, and they have on occasion, but he can not be made to testify.

mona 03-24-2009 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 15666297)
:1orglaugh

Tjeezers 03-24-2009 08:04 AM
God his humor is mighty...

He let the guy life so he can pay for his mistake on earth.
Way to go God... 1-0 for heaven.

seeandsee 03-24-2009 08:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15666253)
clearly an idiot.



to clear sin you just walk in catholic church and go to confession and all sin is gone.

never confess to a cop, tell your priest and god forgives you with no jail time lol
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

potter 03-24-2009 09:11 AM
hahahaha that is truly classic

Penthouse Tony 03-24-2009 09:20 AM
The wife should get time as well.

John-ACWM 03-24-2009 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15666282)
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Seduction of Art 03-24-2009 12:44 PM
Well, that's one way to get out of hospital bills.

Vick! 03-24-2009 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15666282)
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.
Electric current is not measured in watts :winkwink:

fris 03-24-2009 01:59 PM
volts volts volts

webair 03-24-2009 02:01 PM
Phailure!

bushwacker 03-24-2009 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15666282)
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.

what watts. :uhoh:uhoh

fris 03-24-2009 02:04 PM
they still do the chair? thought it was all by lethal injection

kmanrox 03-24-2009 02:06 PM
seig feil!!

GatorB 03-24-2009 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15666282)
Good, now his soul will be cleansed with 50,000 watts of electrical current.
We don't have the electric chair in Tennessee. Considering he'd be on death row for 10-15 years or more I'd say he'd die in prison first.


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