Reason # 1202 why Girls Miss their Flights <---------
 

texting while at the airport. :helpme

# 1183:
My Grandmother died.
# 920:
I partied too much last night.

#1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.

Reason #1

There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.

OMG! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

so now I'm a Cockadile?

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come on man..have probably heard some excuses already..

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# 999
my hair got stuck to the curling iron and it got burned..

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many times when i make entry on flight so many people at gate go to restrooms and miss this flight
Halimah get free 1st class service exchange when this flight is not full for many frequent flying mile so i have no issue with this situation

RYU should bite the ass of Achmeds wife

Reason # 20001

From dumb blonde model thread....

"Theres a potato in my ass"

:Oh crap:upsidedow:Oh crap

Jesus is this Payton again?

#69 I got in a wreak putting my make up on while driving :1orglaugh

Wow!! :1orglaugh

#99 i forgot my abreva

#256: I got on the plane, but it went to the wrong airport: http://www.********.com/read.php?ID=29708

no, her excuse could actually be seen on her face..
she has a face infection (is looked like a 1st degree burn)

Classic!!!!

Rule #33 of Halimah- Halimah does not accept illegals or green cards near her burka.
I have real citizenships of U.S.andA. which i make test 3 times to receive before passing this.

"the condom carrying my cocaine burst inside my vagina at the airport and I had to be rushed to the ER"

Sinclair

#33 i got my period on the way to the airport and i bled all over cloths.. (gross) :)

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