I forgot to masturbate yesterday
 

Should I have two today?

I got your back, I masturbated for you yesterday.

I usually do it twice a day

You should have a three!!! I usually do at least one a day, in the weekends I threat myself with multiple :)

If I forget to masturbate.. It's almost like finding weed..

It's that exciting..

I've been doing it 3 times a day since I was 6, never missed a beat, literally

save it for a special day when you need an extra

Agree. :thumbsup

oh ya cause we all know that gf's will get mad if you give them a small load for a facial :1orglaugh

just use two hands today

do three today

you're going to explode, there's no saving you now.

I like this idea best. Keep one up my sleeve for a rainy day.. so to speak

I'm sure you'll make it up somewhere, so that's not a problem.

My real concern is, How do you forget something like that ?
I mean, has this been a trend lately ? Are you forgeting other things as well ?
Did you shit , shower and shave yesterday?

I'm not really angry with you, more so , I'm disapointed.

I'm going to let this slide (this time)
But the next time I hear ... "ah , I like forgot to peel one off "
There are going to be real reporcutions young man.

Don't forget to shoot over your shoulder for good luck.

I had 6 yesterday, so i am off for this week

LOL sounds reasonable

if you dont your cheatin yourself

Ok!!!!!!

Dont forget ever again !!!

Isn't there still time?

literally? :helpme

yes 2 times

WTF! :1orglaugh

Fuck... pretty damn sure (98%) I forgot to have one yesterday again!!

Is this the state of GFY where you need to make a post like this to get your sig seen. Geez.

Hey! Just for that I'm not gonna click on your sig buddy!!