Who here has actually ever used a fleshlite?
 

I know you prefer to sell it but there has to be some here who have used it...may be in case of emergency or just out of curiosity.
So, how does it feel as against the real thing?

one of my roommates swears by his...but he got his free at an industry show last year, so I'm sure that colors his perception of the whole thing

They look pretty cool

they feel almost as good.

only person i'm aware of is the DWB.. he has a thread around somewhere about a used one he found

thats why i have a wife

They sent me two of them after sending them a bunch of sales... I gave one to a buddy and kept the other one. Used it a bunch of times, it's ok but more hassle than a jerk is worth, and definitely doesn't feel like "the real thing".

sexy nipples!

feels like a loose 2 dollar hooker... although that can be pleasureful :pimp

Get the extra tight one... with speed bumps :thumbsup

they are ok, kind of a lot of work just to sling some nut though.

Is that like a $2 hooker with vaginal warts?

I only fuck real pussy, thanks

i wouldnt know...

the hooker statement was assumed... but.. i dont even want to think about warts...

Id say its possible *shudder*

Never had the urge to try it

We lost our power last month, and I remembered I had one of these. They provide no light at all! WTF

Guilty :(

pretty good shit imo

hahhaa! good one:thumbsup

Well Said.

It's nicer than a hand, not as nice as the real thing.

i made my own fleshlight out of a used flashlight, 500g of deli meat, and a good squeeze of ky. shit is incredible...

Sounds cold as hell, put it in the microwave first.

can I use you as a flesh light? ;)

t3h lulz

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I agree with this...

Wait, you ARE talking about women right? :winkwink:

cooked meat doesn't have that same feel. mix in a little bengay if warmth is your thang...

I put lipstick on my sock and call it Betty

Nope and i also hope that i would never need it aswell.

women are my sextoys

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You need to use a lot of lube with those things. Otherwise they get sticky.

I've never felt the need to try one and I haven't promoted them yet, so no freebies here :)

I got caught using one a few years ago.

http://www.dirtyweeman.com/rosshouse/4.jpg

Lots of hilarious replies but above is probably most true

Fleshlight rulz! :D

sorry i only use my wife

I am too cheap to buy one

I fucked one yesterday.

It feels pretty good but I want the bitch to be hot. Between heating it up and shoving your dick in it, it already gets cold.

Juicy sent me one a while back, pretty cool untill it mysteriously disappeared... :error

Nothing that using it over a bunsen burner wouldn't fix.

My Members swear by using my Fleshlight. They all say it's awesome to masturbate with. :)

I'm sure it helps that you do alot of webcamming too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tell your dad to give it back. No wait... hmm... nevermind - that would be gross. :2 cents:

fleshlight rules :D

i heard a thermos bottle full of raw liver does the trick...

I wish I still had my Fleshlight.

Clean up was always fun. :1orglaugh

I have fucked mine a bunch in the shower. FL stays warm and cleanup is a snap.. I use soap as lube. Loosen the cap for extra loose feeling or tighten all the way for tight pussy feel.

Great invention

I'm tempted by sheer curiousity

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at least they don't bitch at you!!!

My wife sometimes make me break out one of the ones I was comped back in the day .. turns her on and she jerks off as well while she watches me abuse myself with it .. and ya they do work and not to bad .. never as good as my sweetie .. but better than risking death with some whore ..