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wtfent 03-29-2009 07:44 PM

So I was asking my 5 year old daughter what would make daddys girlfriend happy.. LIST
 
I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

tony286 03-29-2009 07:45 PM

that is very cute

wtfent 03-29-2009 07:46 PM

lol I must be teaching her the right ways. haha and yes she did really say "them" and not her haha

Splum 03-29-2009 07:46 PM

8 things you have to buy and 6 things you have to do, yeah sounds about right.

Sly 03-29-2009 07:51 PM

Already five and she already knows about getting men to spend money!

Spunky 03-29-2009 07:52 PM

Har har,they have it in them at birth

Rakie 03-29-2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum (Post 15686450)
8 things you have to buy and 6 things you have to do, yeah sounds about right.

My thoughts exactly !!

Cute non-the-less.

You now know you have a healthy young girl on your hands that will make some poor sap miserable just like every other girl :1orglaugh

(j/k)

Eva PSC 03-29-2009 08:02 PM

smart girl lol

mvee 03-29-2009 09:08 PM

very cute. Save that list and give it to your future son in law on his wedding day.

Ozarkz 03-29-2009 09:19 PM

You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

grumpy 03-29-2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15686588)
You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

my thoughts to

wtfent 03-29-2009 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15686588)
You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

GatorB 03-29-2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15686442)
I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

You're the same asshole that drives drunk and you have kids? good lord!

Kron 03-29-2009 11:38 PM

cute list for sure

Raf1 03-30-2009 12:50 AM

very cute list indeed. Just try not to drink and drive in the future

Antonio 03-30-2009 02:20 AM

Here's my list:

1. Buy them shoes
2. Buy them shoes
3. Buy them shoes
4. Buy them shoes
5. Buy them shoes
6. Buy them shoes
7. Buy them shoes
8. Buy them shoes
9. Buy them shoes
10. Buy them shoes

Seriously, what's with women and shoes?

sexandcash 03-30-2009 02:55 AM

your daughter definitely knows what's up.......

sortie 03-30-2009 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15686442)
I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

Doesn't take very long for an america girl to grow into a greedy bitch who thinks
she's royalty.

:1orglaugh

Ross 03-30-2009 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15686588)
You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

Give the guy a break. He fucked up, learned his lesson. If he's really intelligent he won't do that ever again for the sake of his daughter.

Nice list, seems like she knows what she wants in life already! You're gonna have your hands full and your wallet emptied! :)

raven1083 03-30-2009 07:06 AM

good girl! hahahaha!very honest!

bloggerz 03-30-2009 07:10 AM

lol great list, 100% so true!

GatorB 03-30-2009 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15687511)
Give the guy a break. He fucked up, learned his lesson. If he's really intelligent he won't do that ever again for the sake of his daughter.

He's fucked up A LOT. What he is is LUCKY that he hasn't been busted or killed or killed someone else. If he had brains he wouldn't be doing that shit in the first place.

GatorB 03-30-2009 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15686730)
You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

No YOU are fucked up. Your profile says you're 27 WTF are you still acting like a kid for?

tranza 03-30-2009 07:59 AM

Very very smart!
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lazycash 03-30-2009 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15686730)
You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

Nobody said you had to be perfect, but if having a daughter for five years wasn't motivation enough for you to quit driving drunk then most will find it hard to believe you'd quit because of a cop. Sounds like you have a drinking problem and should probably get some help.

wtfent 03-30-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15687959)
Nobody said you had to be perfect, but if having a daughter for five years wasn't motivation enough for you to quit driving drunk then most will find it hard to believe you'd quit because of a cop. Sounds like you have a drinking problem and should probably get some help.

Drinking problem? lol. I drink 1-2 nights a week, give me a damn break. lol you guys are blowing this way out of proportion. You guys are acting like I black out and go driving every night. This is something I have done maybe every other week at most just drinking socially, not getting shit faced drunk.

lazycash 03-30-2009 09:38 AM

If you don't understand how drinking and driving every other week since you were 16 translates to a drinking problem, then I guess I'm wasting my time.

Martin 03-30-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15687974)
Drinking problem? lol. I drink 1-2 nights a week, give me a damn break. lol you guys are blowing this way out of proportion. You guys are acting like I black out and go driving every night. This is something I have done maybe every other week at most just drinking socially, not getting shit faced drunk.

Dude never post personal information about yourself here. Just don't.:2 cents:

_Richard_ 03-30-2009 09:48 AM

haha cute.. my mind is trying to connect the train of thought with a 5 year old and mature it a bit

not much changes! hhaha

cykoe6 03-30-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 15686442)
I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

Sounds like a cute kid :)

Tom_PM 03-30-2009 11:09 AM

http://www.picum.com/ggj/whatwomenwant.jpg

:1orglaugh:winkwink:

Jade509 03-30-2009 11:25 AM

very cute

BradM 03-30-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15687439)
Doesn't take very long for an america girl to grow into a greedy bitch who thinks
she's royalty.

:1orglaugh

Yep. It's hard to unlearn those things too.

John-ACWM 03-30-2009 11:36 AM

Conclusive number 14 but the whole 1 to 14 points are just beautiful from a little girl :thumbsup


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