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sortie 03-30-2009 06:09 AM

She dated 100 men in six months and finally...
 
http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationshi...1861&GT1=32023

Quote:

Last year, in under six months, I dated more than 100 men. I dated on beaches, on hiking trails, on the back of a Harley-Davidson. I told more than 100 men about my work, my family, my years in Czechoslovakia. I weathered personal-revelation fatigue and relied on pep talks from girlfriends to see me through. I didn't kiss any of these men, reserving physical contact for the one ? I might as well say it ? who would eventually win my heart.

After years alone, on the cusp of my 35th birthday, I was serious. I'd learned that letting myself kiss the wrong guy set in motion a sort of unwitting hormonal bonding stronger than rational thinking. If I was going to meet the right man, I decided, I needed to remain chemical-free, to think clearly, to get to know him first.

I didn't understand this in my 20s. Back then, I'd followed the Hollywood movie model wherein men and women tend to tumble into bed, then into love, and finally into marriage. The string of breakups I endured demonstrated that, for me at least, this strategy wasn't working.

My frequent experiences with the Wrong Man also taught me what I wanted this time around. I was looking for someone who could see my best self despite my imperfections. A gentle but strong man with the capacity to become as deeply devoted to me as I would be to him. In a word: available. I suspected it might take awhile to find him in greater Los Angeles, and I was right............


Translation :
"I finally found a man who would never tell me I was wrong. "
"I like lies and infact I fall in love with them".


:1orglaugh

OK, maybe I'm wrong.
Please give me your translations.

JimmiDean 03-30-2009 07:49 AM

Should last a long time :)

sortie 03-30-2009 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean (Post 15687647)
Should last a long time :)

Oh, it will because he'll keep feeding her that bullshit and she'll just keep eating it
up.

He will most likely turn into the "master cheater" because it so easy to cover up
by feeding her some more garbage about her "perfections".

After marriage she'll start pigging out because telling her she is getting fat is
focusing on her "imperfections". :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 03-30-2009 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15687375)
http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationshi...1861&GT1=32023





Translation :
"I finally found a man who would never tell me I was wrong. "
"I like lies and infact I fall in love with them".


:1orglaugh

OK, maybe I'm wrong.
Please give me your translations.

Those were my exact toughts, that woman sounds like a pain in the ass...

brassmonkey 03-30-2009 08:00 AM

wtf this is girl stuff

Voodoo 03-30-2009 08:06 AM

Nice. She found a total tool for a man. It won't last, he will get sick of her with the quickness and move on. Then... She will become a lesbian, having given up on men entirely after her exhaustive pursuit of "The One", instead of looking inward for the solution "Maybe I shouldn't be such a whorish cunt, and actually try to enjoy a man for who he is, rather than trying to squeeze him into the unattainable mold that I've created in my mind for him to fit in."

Twats.

sortie 03-30-2009 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15687692)
Those were my exact toughts, that woman sounds like a pain in the ass...

I like how she thought the "50 y/o man in a Hawaiian shirt offering to fly her to vegas was ludicrous".

Ludicrous is being 50 y/o needing a mate and hitting up a younger women without offering
something she can't get from a young stud. :winkwink:

As if she would have made the date if he wore a izod shirt and offered a night of local bingo.

:1orglaugh

biskoppen 03-30-2009 08:10 AM

Nice... the dog said

sortie 03-30-2009 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15687709)
wtf this is girl stuff

Yeah, it's called "Spying on the enemy to win the battle of the sexes".

Old school.

The Seduction of Art 03-30-2009 09:40 AM

Oprah sure likes bringing us the brain surgeons doesn't she?

polish_aristocrat 03-30-2009 09:45 AM

cliff notes?

Voodoo 03-30-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15688052)
cliff notes?

http://upyoursbitch.com/uploads/2009...PMshampoo2.jpg

Scott McD 03-30-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15688052)
cliff notes?

She's a slut...

pornguy 03-30-2009 10:45 AM

wtf... dated. Does that mean fucked?

DaddyHalbucks 03-30-2009 10:54 AM

Translation: she is a nutcase.

John-ACWM 03-30-2009 11:32 AM

Maybe it's just a magazine article that sounds nice reading

okfling 03-30-2009 11:45 AM

I think there is a lot of truth to this. kissing/sex can cloud things

PornMD 03-30-2009 11:46 AM

Now he'll cheat on her with 100 different women til he finds "the one".

sexandcash 03-30-2009 11:56 AM

guys I think you're totally wasting your time....I think this is just a bogus article. It sounds totally made up and fake.......

sexandcash 03-30-2009 11:58 AM

oh ya and guys, I saw the title of this thread "she dated 100 men in six months and finally"

I was thinking "got an STD"

Dated 100 times with no sex=fucking bullshit or she's a dike

Lee 03-30-2009 12:39 PM

A pic would have been nice...

collegeboobies 03-30-2009 12:50 PM

she's a hoe

JenniDahling 03-30-2009 01:01 PM

Delusional found her cuckold. Good for her.

$5 submissions 03-30-2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15687375)
http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationshi...1861&GT1=32023





Translation :
"I finally found a man who would never tell me I was wrong. "
"I like lies and infact I fall in love with them".


:1orglaugh

OK, maybe I'm wrong.
Please give me your translations.

Interesting translation.

Mine would be:

Expectations and reality often run on differing tracks.
When these two tracks synchronized in my life, I finally reached the level of personal acceptance which allowed me to allow myself to fall in love.

This applies to both men and women and also applies to more situations than just love. Applies a lot to money, personal meaning,and spirituality, too.


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