Do random girls contact you on ICQ
 

i'm just curious because as of late i've had a few contact me & i have a feeling i know them in real life lol. convos usually start like this:

them: hi how r u?
me: busy busy
them: what do u do for a living?

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They are bots!

i have new contacts on blast no spam 4 me

pretty intelligent bot to hold a 40+ min discussion lmao.

I'm just a sexy girl.

Yeah I recently spoke with one for a few days. I was curious what she looked like. If she was hot, I could go and fuck her (and get raped by her father) but she kept brabbling about religious bullshit after a while so I blocked her.

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back in the day i used to get that all the time when i had my location filled out. girls would search who was online by location.

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yeah some religious bullshit was dicussed with me too. hmmm....

thx for the link however these girls are not spamming me. just asking a whole bunch of personal questions.

Yep, it happens.

that could be the case here, thanks!

oh random girls on icq & msn want top sexme daily, but i repeatedly have to sign up for new AFF & XXXBlackBook accounts so that I can see their pictures beforehand!

Are they perhaps trying to improve their English skills? I had a girl pop up out of the blue once, I was a bit confused since I use ICQ exclusively for business... turns out she was Chinese and wanted to practice her English. It was flawless anyway, I never would have picked her for a not-first-language person...

interesting. this girl is also chinese. her contact # is 229986087. do me a favour dudes if u have the time & msg her saying something like, "emonk told me u were interested in the glory hole addition." :1orglaugh

a chick out of some eastern european country hit me up, at first ofcourse i thought someone was fucking with me so i said some funny shit. but the more i talked i came to the conclusion that that chick was real... later she sent a pic and she looked pretty good. I think chicks from those countries just hit up foreigners on biz boards or something because they want a better life. Like those russian mail order brides or some shit.

Back in the day ICQ was an awesome whore tool. Several girls in the Orlando area asked me out. Good times...

Eastern European? Did she ask you to marry her?

I heard the conversation went something like this...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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