OUCH!! A woman and a pinecone.....
 

Lonely spinster in seedy shame

A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE from her vagina.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: ?She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out.?

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2349648.ece

That looks painful.

What. No photos of said woman. Ha. I dont believe it.

damn shes stupid

Sure this wasn't the Onion reporting?

Sounds like a football camp hazing.

pain fetish bitch needed a lesson in reality.

they forgot to mention what kind of drugs she was on, lol :)

She should have stuck it in her ass... :2 cents:

Good thing she didnt have coconut palms near her instead!

There was another article about it I found where they mentioned she was elderly.:(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

she's fucking stupid

better than a gerbil up your ass

Damn I can't stand to read or watch but had to click. What was she thinking? Only thing worse would be cactus.