well i have Conficker virus
 

my PC is a magnet for viruses and malware - i am now fully equipped with the Conficker virus, my PC tower is rumbling and shaking on my desk, i'm probably going to take out half the Internet today with my zombie computer taking its marching orders from Master Cylinder.

hit me up on ICQ, see what happens.

I keel Zombies cheap!

shit happens m8... r u using AVG or some free AV like that?

i'm the one person who wants the conficker c worm on my computer, and i can't find it anywhere. damn you internet!

Any idea how to treat this?

there is no cure, succumb to your electronic overlords or prepare for annihilation...

format + reinstall.

I sale cheep conflict0r antidote

post bank account #
post cc #
post home address

http://www.avast.com/ try this antivirus software

Give it a swift kick in the side

I checked my stuff yesterday

how do you know if you have it? is there a patch to protect against it? will avast protect against it?

What if you have the cornfucker virus?

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