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maxjohan 04-02-2009 08:11 AM

Penis surgery to increase size
 
Who here have done one?

What's the risks.
:thumbsup

Martin 04-02-2009 08:15 AM

The risk is that your penis wont work any more.. Just be happy with your small wiggy that jesus gave you..

polish_aristocrat 04-02-2009 08:21 AM

I wouldn't do it...

qxm 04-02-2009 08:21 AM

mm I've heard thats a major clusterfuck of an operation.. they can do several things that would fuck you up such as...

Increased length:

- Cut the tissue that connects your cock to the pelvic bone I guess its called .. so that more of whats held inside all of the sudden hangs outside... the problem is that ur cock will no longer get erected in the right position as it is not attached to the bone anymore... ... dats fucked up in my book....

Increased girth:

- Open ur cock around the head and fill you up with fat ..sorta like a sausage.. yeah... pretty fucked up...

Sensitivity issue:

If everything goes well u might still loose most of the sensitivity in ur cock which is not a good thing.. ... kinda defeats the purpose of having sex....

My take... ... learn to work with what u already have... those are words from a wise Chinese philosopher (who might have had a small cock..lol)

Domain Diva 04-02-2009 08:24 AM

Size really does not matter ! :thumbsup

Yen_HerbalRevenue 04-02-2009 08:33 AM

Try this!!!!
 
You should check out our products! The Extender really works!!! You have to be really good about it and follow the program. Takes time but well worth it!!! For lasting results without getting cut up!!!

Paul Waters 04-02-2009 08:37 AM

I had a reduction operation.

Most of my ladies said no fucking way to anal.

Iron Fist 04-02-2009 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 15701139)
The risk is that your penis wont work any more.. Just be happy with your small wiggy that jesus gave you..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Always make sure the lights are turned off before beginning.

maxjohan 04-02-2009 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberClaire (Post 15701163)
Size really does not matter ! :thumbsup

I changed my mind, ty miss :)


No seriously I could never risk my dick for an extra inch or what ever.

I watched a documentary about plastic surgery yesterday and this guy(30s) had his next visit. He stand there with his lil wang dick dangling while the doctor measured it for him (Male doctor) 2 weeks after surgery)

Of course I had to shut my eyes while he stood pants down and wang dick down while a 50+ male doctor touched "His" and said it had increased 1 inch...

That's prime time tv I guess.

:Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 04-02-2009 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberClaire (Post 15701163)
Size really does not matter ! :thumbsup

Call me, Claire...

geedub 04-02-2009 08:43 AM

learn to be a better pussy eater.

maxjohan 04-02-2009 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue (Post 15701188)
You should check out our products! The Extender really works!!! You have to be really good about it and follow the program. Takes time but well worth it!!! For lasting results without getting cut up!!!

Yeah I know these programs, I'm on 8th program so far. And everyone of them have given me and extra inch.

So I don't want to become to hung, tiny asian chicks are afraid of anything larger and too big dicks.

:thumbsup

Tom_PM 04-02-2009 08:47 AM

If you are overweight, losing the extra pounds will bring more of you out.
So if you cant see your toes without leaning forward, hit the treadmill.

Xrated J 04-02-2009 08:49 AM

shave....

Zorgman 04-02-2009 09:08 AM

Get a girl friend with a smaller pussy, or a midget might help ya. :)
Congrats to having a tiny cock.

Ozarkz 04-02-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15701241)
shave....

Quoted for truth.

marketsmart 04-02-2009 10:30 AM

i had my penis removed and had a donkey's penis attached..

i'm not really happy with the color of it, but the girls go crazy for it...

heee haawwwww

F-U-Jimmy 04-02-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15701219)
Call me, Claire...

Hi Claire :1orglaugh

Vicious_B 04-02-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15701524)
i had my penis removed and had a donkey's penis attached..

i'm not really happy with the color of it, but the girls go crazy for it...

heee haawwwww

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...nniepearlx.jpg








Damn I just showed my age didn't I?

CaptainHowdy 04-02-2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 15701532)
Hi Claire :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

themonk 04-02-2009 11:48 AM

see my sig .. they promise up to 6inches .. :) with the device

Deesnuts 04-02-2009 11:59 AM

surgury not needed check my sig

maxjohan 04-02-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15701524)
i had my penis removed and had a donkey's penis attached..

i'm not really happy with the color of it, but the girls go crazy for it...

heee haawwwww

I like to tatoo my penis black and white some day. But this actually made me inspired enough to do the hog-penis transplantation.

I heard donkey penises are hard to fit in your pants, does that ever bother you?

Also did you keep your old wong dong as a backup or did you give it to the donkey?

Ty. :winkwink:

RayBonga 04-02-2009 01:13 PM

it's really easy.

you can look it up online and do it yourself in your kitchen.

don't pay atention to all the nay sayers

Scott McD 04-02-2009 01:17 PM

Why what size is your winky ??

romeo22 04-02-2009 01:29 PM

I wont do it too....mine has enough size !!!

John-ACWM 04-02-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 15701139)
The risk is that your penis wont work any more.. Just be happy with your small wiggy that jesus gave you..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
jesus forgives

ajapub 02-04-2010 06:17 PM

PE surgery is unnecessary, expensive, and potentially dangerous.

Here's a completely free penis enlargement routine to get you started: http://www.peforum.net/forum/showthread.php?t=8528

Digital Bliss 02-05-2010 09:59 PM

My little wee wee is needs to be bigger :(

marketsmart 02-05-2010 10:02 PM

my donkey dick is still doing fine...

i still Heeeeee Hawwwwwww sometimes and have a craving for oats and hay, but the ladies go crazy when they feel my size....

shimmy2 02-06-2010 03:46 AM

try getting some pussy every now and then. not so obvious i know

seeandsee 02-06-2010 04:52 AM

just add one mor ecock, leave first alone :)

Iron Fist 02-06-2010 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15701524)
i had my penis removed and had a donkey's penis attached..

i'm not really happy with the color of it, but the girls go crazy for it...

heee haawwwww

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Okay that was funny.

iwiiiiiiiiii 02-06-2010 05:22 AM

I wanted to correct a curve, and the doctor said :

- You'll loose 1cm
- 1 chance on 10 that you cannot be stiff anymore
- 1 chance on 10 that it don't work
- 1 chance on 10 you stop feeling anything
- ...
- ...

And at the end, he said, our goal is to have you a functional penis, do you have one ?

Then I left...

Vendzilla 02-06-2010 07:57 AM

Can I get my ball sack size reduced?

pornlaw 02-06-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15701157)
mm I've heard thats a major clusterfuck of an operation.. they can do several things that would fuck you up such as...

Increased length:

- Cut the tissue that connects your cock to the pelvic bone I guess its called .. so that more of whats held inside all of the sudden hangs outside... the problem is that ur cock will no longer get erected in the right position as it is not attached to the bone anymore... ... dats fucked up in my book....

There are male performers in the industry that have had this surgery... watch some scenes and you have to wonder how they could be hard and still bend it forward ... pile driver position is one...

beemk 02-06-2010 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue (Post 15701188)
You should check out our products! The Extender really works!!! You have to be really good about it and follow the program. Takes time but well worth it!!! For lasting results without getting cut up!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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