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AdPatron 04-07-2009 06:33 PM

Seen the NEW Segway? It has seats now!
 
Looks cool. Who will be the first here to own one?

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/04/gm-and-segway-b.html

http://blog.wired.com/cars/images/2009/04/07/puma01.jpg

Ozarkz 04-07-2009 06:37 PM

Doesn't that kind of defeat it's purpose?

This is why GM is going bankrupt spending money on something like this.

HorseShit 04-07-2009 06:38 PM

i'd hit it

Si 04-07-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15719271)
Doesn't that kind of defeat it's purpose?

This is why GM is going bankrupt spending money on something like this.

umm yeah! it does.

Why not just buy a moped, atv, or anything small and mobile instead of that?

Doesn't even look any good.

donkevlar 04-07-2009 06:41 PM

Now you don't need to be disabled to ride in a wheelchair.

Ozarkz 04-07-2009 06:48 PM

Could you imagine what it feels like as it's trying to balance itself?

Instant nausea machine.

donkevlar 04-07-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15719318)
Could you imagine what it feels like as it's trying to balance itself?

Instant nausea machine.

Have you ridden one or are you just pulling things out of your anus?

uno 04-07-2009 06:55 PM

It's supposed to help city congestion, but I don't really see that happening. A crazy cabbie vs that thing and that thing is toast in any sort of accident. I could see it being used on golf courses and in old age communities.

Spunky 04-07-2009 06:56 PM

Seems kinda impractical for most sidewalks

donkevlar 04-07-2009 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 15719344)
It's supposed to help city congestion, but I don't really see that happening. A crazy cabbie vs that thing and that thing is toast in any sort of accident. I could see it being used on golf courses and in old age communities.

Cab vs bicycle, motorcycle, pedestrian = toast too, whats your point?

AdPatron 04-07-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15719351)
Seems kinda impractical for most sidewalks

I see it being outlawed for sidewalks.

Ozarkz 04-07-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719337)
Have you ridden one or are you just pulling things out of your anus?

Wtf are you talking about?

donkevlar 04-07-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15719376)
Wtf are you talking about?

Have you (Ozarkz) ridden one (of these new Segways) or are you (Ozarkz) pulling things (random useless information) out of your (Ozark's) anus (the place you poop from)? :upsidedow

Ozarkz 04-07-2009 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719478)
Have you (Ozarkz) ridden one (of these new Segways) or are you (Ozarkz) pulling things (random useless information) out of your (Ozark's) anus (the place you poop from)? :upsidedow

Why the fuck would you take my comment that seriously?

You're an idiot.

Obviously no I haven't ridden in one.

But i've ridden a Segway quite a bit and know how it feels as it slightly rocks back and forth to balance itself.

Commonsense would lead someone to believe this Segway uses the same sort of technology/technique. :2 cents:

born2blog 04-07-2009 07:36 PM

yeah I read about this earlier today here The GM and Segway PUMA Car - pretty cool stuff!!

I'd love to scoot around in one of those things, would pick up all the babes haha

donkevlar 04-07-2009 07:37 PM

Sir, I don't take ANYTHING seriously... calm down. Have a cookie. Enjoy life.

Juggernaut 04-07-2009 07:43 PM

Looks like a wheelchair for two people... with a roof!

Ozarkz 04-07-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719528)
Sir, I don't take ANYTHING seriously... calm down. Have a cookie. Enjoy life.

I also said "Could you imagine..." I didn't say "It will make you nauseous."

You little faggot.

Juggernaut 04-07-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719290)
Now you don't need to be disabled to ride in a wheelchair.

What you said.

donkevlar 04-07-2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15719540)
I also said "Could you imagine..." I didn't say "It will make you nauseous."

You little faggot.

I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said. :Oh crap

Donfoolio 04-07-2009 08:19 PM

Anyone who has ever even touched a seggay is a flaming homo and anyone who uses one should be shot in the face and that's the truth! :1orglaugh

burntfilm 04-07-2009 08:39 PM

based that solely on aesthetics, segways are lame. They're probably very useful for some people.


mynameisjim 04-07-2009 08:54 PM

WTF is the fascination with it balancing on two wheels. Put two little front wheels on it and it will cost 90% less. But then you would just have a regular golf cart, which is what it is.

AdPatron 04-07-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719571)
I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said. :Oh crap

Call him some names and take it to a new level -lol.

Drake 04-07-2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15719671)
WTF is the fascination with it balancing on two wheels. Put two little front wheels on it and it will cost 90% less. But then you would just have a regular golf cart, which is what it is.

True, excellent point :2 cents::1orglaugh

The Segway inventor has been trying to make his creation profitable for years and it's done nothing but lose money. Maybe because travelling on 4 wheels is cheaper and much more practical. I love the technology itself and it has great uses, but this is not one of them.

Drake 04-07-2009 09:01 PM

Let's hope government bailout money is never put toward manufacturing something like this, in the new green economy I keep hearing about :1orglaugh

421Fill 04-07-2009 09:44 PM

so, do they make it balance on two wheels just because they can, or are there other advantages to being a 2 wheeled contraption?

fangtastic 04-07-2009 09:45 PM

The world has gone mad! LOL

UFGators2007 04-08-2009 07:28 AM

Another sign of the coming apocalypse.

The Seduction of Art 04-08-2009 09:34 AM

My fear carjacking-wise is that a ganga of strong armed youths could simply grab the car, passengers and all, and run off with it.

Ozarkz 04-08-2009 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15719571)
I really made you angry enough to call me names? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean it. If I'd known you were so depressed I wouldn't have tried to slightly joke around what you said. :Oh crap

Who's angry? I'm just calling you a fag cause that's what you are.

You called me out for making a joke about it making people nauseous as if you invented the contraption and know everything about it.. You are obviously a fag...

notime 04-08-2009 11:00 AM

cool stuff

V_RocKs 04-08-2009 11:09 AM

I fucked your sisters!


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