It's Sunday night and I'm drinking like it's Friday night
 

I love my life.

I started with a nice shiraz and finished off that bottle a little while ago, now I'm seeing how fast I can drink a 12 pack of heineken.

What are you people up to tonight?

I have a fun proposition for this community which I will be talking about shortly.

I'm posting on GFY while sitting in on the couch listening to family babbling in the background.

What are they babbling about? Do you live at home or with a nice Japanese girl?

I'm watching Simpsons and waiting for my chicken to cook in the oven.

I have a early appointment, so no drinking tonight.

Early appointment for what? Early appointment is a pretty broad term.

What ages are your children? I had you pegged for a younger person.

They're all talking about buying, selling, building and remodeling houses in Connecticut.

We live in NY. My girl isn't Japanese and she can be quite mean at times too...she's pregnant.

I'm trying to figure out how I can get outside to smoke a joint. :1orglaugh

Typical guy right there, you just need to go fill up the car of course and smoke on the way. Hey man, she's pregnant, that could be as fun to fuck as a Japanese girl depending on how you look at it.

I am impressive at getting in the minds of women, I'm working a few right now, fucking brilliant.

I'm strocking it while looking at your avatar..and mine..

You are looking at your own face if you are stroking it to your own avatar, you know that right?

bump for you fucking retards

nah, all those asses I fondled..:1orglaugh

Hahaha no kids here. I'm not that old. (or dumb)

I'm taking a friend to have laser eye surgery. Appointment is at 8am. 4 - 5 hours earlier than I normally wake up.

Fucking A, I wanted to keep that fucking retarded faggot deer up out of my shit :mad::mad:

Oh please, you should be up drinking all night and drive her drunk in the morning. She'll eventually have no eye sight, WTF is the difference if you speed up that process for her?

One of them has a brown eye poking through the string, that's the preferred one in my book.

Very few people have the balls to start shit with me in threads I create anymore, sucks really.

its Sunday night man..
those guys are hungover, on pain killers, or other meds..:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No booze for me

You must be on anti-biotics or something? If not you have no excuse.

Hey Justin, I got something to go with that beers:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg3zesVdhSY&NR=1

I'm about to go fist my 18 year old neighbor.

Did I mention she's hot and has downs so she won't say no?

Give her a :thumbsup while you're penetrating her for me..:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

HAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh:thumbsup

Give ole Corky a couple of cunt punches for me...

She took it like a champ, had her moaning like that deaf bitch on DukeDollar's video. :thumbsup