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Jakez 04-14-2009 11:11 PM

Geico knows whats up, youll really save more than 15%
 
I had to look for new insurance recently. I used to be insured by Unitrin Direct, a mostly unknown, cheap company as far as I know, that's the whole reason I went with them! Duh. So when I was looking for a place to get insurance, I submitted a quote to all of the 'underground' companies that I thought would be cheap. I always figured these type of companies were the best choice if you're the type of person that is a good driver and never needs to file a claim. I knew that if I did have to file a claim I would have some problems with said company but I'm not the type of person to be getting into some shit like that so I was fine with the cheap companies. Well anyhow I was told by a family member to try Geico, I never had any intentions on even trying any of the popular ones like All State, State Farm, Geico, etc.. you know, the ones you see in commercials all the time. For some reason I just knew these would not be a good idea and they would be expensive. Well, I tried allstate and I was right, the 6 month quote was crazy. I was thinking "I can't believe so many people see these commercials for these big insurance companies and think it is the best deal". Well, I submitted a quote for Geico, and let's just say I saved well over 15% haha, more like 50%, it's nuts. I really can't believe how cheap this is lol. I guess the whole point of this post is to make people realize that they are the real deal, they aren't just running all these commercials to get customers even though their rates are high, they REALLY the smart one to go with. I wish I had a referral link or something to give, but I don't care, I just want people to know that it's not the usual trick with them, you really will save 15% or probably more by switching to geico haha. Sorry for the run-on sentences, I'm too fucked up to split this into some paragraphs. But yeah, I just want to save ya'll some money, and this is where it's at. :)

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:12 PM

Geico sucks... their commercials really suck now... they can go fuck off somewhere until they bring back the original mascot and stop fucking around with it.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745393)
Geico sucks... their commercials really suck now... they can go fuck off somewhere until they bring back the original mascot and stop fucking around with it.

?????? I just made this thread because of the hilarious commercial I just saw (and my cheap price). :1orglaugh

Obviously you drive like a woman and/or have never dealt with them, because the premiums are rock bottom. :2 cents:

Edit: and I know you didn't even read my entire post because you replied so fast. How about using your brain next time, you might save yourself some much needed money. cha ching :2 cents:

AaronM 04-14-2009 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745401)
?????? I just made this thread because of the hilarious commercial I just saw (and my cheap price). :1orglaugh

Obviously you drive like a woman and/or have never dealt with them, because the premiums are rock bottom. :2 cents:

Edit: and I know you didn't even read my entire post because you replied so fast. How about using your brain next time, you might save yourself some much needed money.


I have a clean driving record and they are considerably more than what I am currently paying for less coverage than I get now.

FYI, I didn't read your entire post either. Too much bullshit packed into one long ass paragraph.

nosey 04-14-2009 11:20 PM

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Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:21 PM

Haha... if you even looked at my avatar you'd know I am Canadian... second, I am a Winnipegger and therefore have government sponsored car insurance... called MPI.

So.. in short... no I don't really need to read your half page run on sentence and I still think Geico sucks.

st0ned 04-14-2009 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745401)
How about using your brain next time, you might save yourself some much needed money. cha ching :2 cents:

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Jakez 04-14-2009 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745416)
Haha... if you even looked at my avatar you'd know I am Canadian... second, I am a Winnipegger and therefore have government sponsored car insurance... called MPI.

So.. in short... no I don't really need to read your half page run on sentence and I still think Geico sucks.

And if you had half a brain you'd realize my long run-on sentence doesn't pertain to you and your Canadian input is not needed here. God damn every time I try to say anything remotely usefull here I am shot down like a terrorist in NYC.

AaronM 04-14-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745390)
I'm too fucked up to split this into some paragraphs.

Allow me to quote you in response to the above:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745401)
How about using your brain next time,


Jakez 04-14-2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 15745419)

LOL, Mr. st0ned smoking regs ass faggot. I'm just trying to honestly save some people some money. No need to throw insults pussy.

This thread is going nowhere fast... viva la gfy.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15745430)
Allow me to quote you in response to the above:

Jesus Christ, I apologized for this already in the OP, if you're too lazy to comprehend what I'm saying then that's your own fault.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:30 PM

Sorry but no one cares that you saved with Gekko....

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745440)
Sorry but no one cares that you saved with Gekko....

And no one cares what you have to say because you obviously aren't contributing any type of intelligent thought whatsoever.. just move along and keep running up your post count loser.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745442)
And no one cares what you have to say because you obviously aren't contributing any type of intelligent thought whatsoever..

Well you can see sig.. and spend that 15% you saved on high quality traffik! :2 cents:

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745444)
Well you can see sig.. and spend that 15% you saved on high quality traffik! :2 cents:

Actually, I wouldn't trust anything in your sig because you give yourself off ass a retarded illiterate forum whore. Just kill yourself for all of humanity bro.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745448)
Actually, I wouldn't trust anything in your sig because you give yourself off ass a retarded illiterate forum whore. Just kill yourself for all of humanity bro.

Da da Daaaaaaaaaaaa..... Oh that hurts. MOAR!!! :2 cents:

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:36 PM

Oh and hurry up.... i'm tired and I gotta get some sleep soon...

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745452)
Da da Daaaaaaaaaaaa..... Oh that hurts. MOAR!!! :2 cents:

Hahaha, is this what I get for just trying to tell people how to save some fucking dollars? You're the one that clicked on the thread moron. :1orglaugh

Ozarkz 04-14-2009 11:37 PM

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Jakez 04-14-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745454)
Oh and hurry up.... i'm tired and I gotta get some sleep soon...

Don't worry, we're both fucked up trying to anxiously get to the next post.. except I'm not an ignorant waste of space like you are.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745457)
Hahaha, is this what I get for just trying to tell people how to save some fucking dollars? You're the one that clicked on the thread moron. :1orglaugh

Yeah and i'm stating my opinion about those retarded commercials... so what? :2 cents:

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745461)
Don't worry, we're both fucked up trying to anxiously get to the next post.. except I'm not an ignorant waste of space like you are.

Well if I am an ignorant waste of space, why you feel the need to keep replying? :helpme

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:40 PM

sharphead, I've been here much longer than you have, and have a MUCH less post count than you. Obviously your stupidity would never know what that means but... haha nevermind.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745466)
sharphead, I've been here much longer than you have, and have a MUCH less post count than you. Obviously your stupidity would never know what that means but... haha nevermind.

Okay so you have a big e-penis.... congratulations... don't ask me to stroke it for you though. :disgust

Qbert 04-14-2009 11:41 PM

It all depends on the specifics, which company is cheaper. For example...

Last June I switched coverage on my '05 CTS from Geico to 21st Century. I saved almost $500/yr and actually increased my coverage slightly at the same time.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745462)
Yeah and i'm stating my opinion about those retarded commercials... so what? :2 cents:

Because calling a commercial retarded is more important than saving money in a recession.......................

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745465)
Well if I am an ignorant waste of space, why you feel the need to keep replying? :helpme

See my previous post.

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:42 PM

You can MULTI QUOTE!

You are teh winnar.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qbert (Post 15745469)
It all depends on the specifics, which company is cheaper. For example...

Last June I switched coverage on my '05 CTS from Geico to 21st Century and saved almost $500/yr and actually increased my coverage slightly at the same time.

Finally someone that has anything worth reading to say. Well, I don't have much except for speeding tickets. I guess if you're labeled as a dangerous driver it wouldn't be a good idea to go with a popular company, which is why I never even bothered to do so.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745474)
You can MULTI QUOTE!

You are teh winnar.

Just pass out, you probably can't afford to drink anymore of your cheap liquor. :2 cents: :thumbsup

Iron Fist 04-14-2009 11:47 PM

Well I did get you to up your post count by 10 posts! That's a whole 1.5% bigger postcount than you had before you started this thread! Congrats and g'nite... LOL.

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:49 PM

LOL I don't know why this has gotten almost 30 posts in less than a half hour.. weird. Even has almost the same amount of posts as views.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15745485)
Well I did get you to up your post count by 10 posts! That's a whole 1.5% bigger postcount than you had before you started this thread! Congrats and g'nite... LOL.

Thanks! Because post count is what counts around here! Pun intended! :disgust

Is this what happens when someone drunk on a bottle of goose mixes with some fag drunk on his usual plastic b/s? ugh..

Jakez 04-14-2009 11:58 PM

I just saved some fucking money and wanted to pass the buck along, thanks for making me feel like an asshole for doing so.. I can only feel sorry for the people that spend all day reading this forum filled with cesspools like sharphead that could only be dangerous to your IQ.

After Shock Media 04-15-2009 02:25 AM

Not everyone will save - end of story. Even if they have the same record, experience driving, and type of car that you have.

I personally got many quotes for insurance and I get new quotes every few months when I am overhauling the household budget. My driving record is spotless, no tickets, nadda. Also over 35 years of age (37), have had license since 16. I do not live in a major city. Have a few vehicles from 1 year old to a couple that are over 49 years old. Not only multi policy, also a home owner, etc. (lots of discounts)

Geiko is more expensive for me. I actually get the best rate through progressive along with more insurance. I do not deal with the corner store insurance places anymore and have not for a long time, yet has still gotten a quote every so often. They typically just place you with whomever they sell policies for anyways, and very often their insurance is very lacking in what it covers. Honestly to many are worried about price first and not what the policies actually cover, rarely are they created equal.

Now if you want a surefire way to tell people how they can save more money on their insurance at least in the US. Just tell people to raise their deductibles. I really think having a deductible less than 1,500.00 is silly and higher is even better. I rarely see accidents or whatnot that cause less than that in damages anyways unless it is super damn minor. Yet so damn many people carry 500.00 deductibles.

Malicious Biz 04-15-2009 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15745790)
Not everyone will save - end of story. Even if they have the same record, experience driving, and type of car that you have.

I personally got many quotes for insurance and I get new quotes every few months when I am overhauling the household budget. My driving record is spotless, no tickets, nadda. Also over 35 years of age (37), have had license since 16. I do not live in a major city. Have a few vehicles from 1 year old to a couple that are over 49 years old. Not only multi policy, also a home owner, etc. (lots of discounts)

Geiko is more expensive for me. I actually get the best rate through progressive along with more insurance. I do not deal with the corner store insurance places anymore and have not for a long time, yet has still gotten a quote every so often. They typically just place you with whomever they sell policies for anyways, and very often their insurance is very lacking in what it covers. Honestly to many are worried about price first and not what the policies actually cover, rarely are they created equal.

Now if you want a surefire way to tell people how they can save more money on their insurance at least in the US. Just tell people to raise their deductibles. I really think having a deductible less than 1,500.00 is silly and higher is even better. I rarely see accidents or whatnot that cause less than that in damages anyways unless it is super damn minor. Yet so damn many people carry 500.00 deductibles.

What the fuck ever, TL;DR. Take that useful informative bullshit somewhere else, mothafuckah!

Now just call someone a faggot or you can just fuck right the fuck off.


:winkwink:

AaronM 04-15-2009 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745439)
Jesus Christ, I apologized for this already in the OP, if you're too lazy to comprehend what I'm saying then that's your own fault.


Too lazy to comprehend?

How does that make any sense at all?

You are the one who was too lazy to make an easily legible post.

AaronM 04-15-2009 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 15745508)
I just saved some fucking money and wanted to pass the buck along, thanks for making me feel like an asshole for doing so.. I can only feel sorry for the people that spend all day reading this forum filled with cesspools like sharphead that could only be dangerous to your IQ.


Posting that you saved money is one thing. Being a complete prick to those who post that they did not is another.

Don't want to feel like an asshole then stop acting like one. :2 cents:

Iron Fist 04-15-2009 07:59 AM

Just checking in.... this thread still here? Oh wonderful!


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