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AaronM 04-15-2009 09:18 AM

WHY do you asshole reps do this shit?
 
You grab ICQ numbers from forums like GFY then blindly contact people.


[09:09] 561763077: Hi there, somebody is here ?
[09:10] AaronM: Yes
[09:12] AaronM: So you hit me up then do not respond?
[09:13] 561763077: i send you message
[09:13] AaronM: What do you want?
[09:14] 561763077: i want to invite you to try our affilate program with 30+ exclusive sites
[09:14] AaronM: I want to invite you to fuck off.



I've been hit up by about 8 of you fuckers in the last 2 weeks. Why do you waste your time doing this? Not one person who has traffic that is worth a shit will do business with people like this.

BradM 04-15-2009 09:21 AM

Hi is someone there with porn trafficks?

Nikki_Licks 04-15-2009 09:22 AM

We have been getting the same thing here. I have allot of people contacting me for work or whatever. I feel the same way. If I wanted something, I would post a thread asking for people to spam my thread. :disgust

rhon23 04-15-2009 09:22 AM

Oh Aaron are you cranky today?

Wizzo 04-15-2009 09:23 AM

you there sir? please reply...:pimp

AaronM 04-15-2009 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15746810)
Oh Aaron are you cranky today?


Nope. In a fine mood actually. :)

How is bitch #2 this morning?

Ozarkz 04-15-2009 09:25 AM

AaronM, It's EXCLUSIVE though!!

AaronM 04-15-2009 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 15746806)
We have been getting the same thing here. I have allot of people contacting me for work or whatever. I feel the same way. If I wanted something, I would post a thread asking for people to spam my thread. :disgust



Exactly. :thumbsup

RyuLion 04-15-2009 09:25 AM

that's why I'm always invisible..

Daruma 04-15-2009 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746817)
Nope. In a fine mood actually. :)

How is bitch #2 this morning?

Hola Aaron... wazzzup?
Want to talk with you this week about some stuff I'll ring you..

AaronM 04-15-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15746824)
that's why I'm always drunk..


:thumbsup

AaronM 04-15-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma (Post 15746828)
Hola Aaron... wazzzup?
Want to talk with you this week about some stuff I'll ring you..


Anytime man. :)

I was just thinking about you. My PA is going to Japan for 3 weeks and asked if I knew anybody there.

Wizzo 04-15-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746817)
How is bitch #2 this morning?

Ask her about her other #2 position...haha

rhon23 04-15-2009 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 15746838)
Ask her about her other #2 position...haha

Wizzo I dont think I like you today!

Aaron I am fucking fabulous!

baddog 04-15-2009 09:30 AM

How come you respond to ICQ's from affiliate reps but not your friends?

commonsense 04-15-2009 09:43 AM

Desperation.

An increase of cc billers cold contacting too


Quote:

"Hey this is (insert generic name here) from (some important sounding with payments, bill or biller at the end of it). I saw your site and must say I'm impressed. I wanted to get you on board for our credit card processing. We have the lowest rates, service and will wash your car every 3rd sunday. We're not fly-by-night. We've been in business since 2003 and process $47 bazillion dollars annually even though you've never heard of us. Give us a try!"

fris 04-15-2009 09:45 AM

i pay good moneys for installs on americans traffic

rowan 04-15-2009 09:51 AM

Even better is the drive-by "saw your site, liked it, try our program" then when I ask them a couple of hours later WHICH site of mine they saw, they have no idea.

Too many generic messages I guess.

A smart rep would keep notes linking URLs and ICQ #'s so they could at least appear half sincere when cold calling affiliates.......

Martin 04-15-2009 09:52 AM

Simple solution, don't add your icq to your sig.. Easy, done.

seeandsee 04-15-2009 09:53 AM

why some millioner form Nigeria don't hit me :(

MaDalton 04-15-2009 09:55 AM

i also like:

him: hi
me: hi, how can i help you?
him: what do you do?

why does someone contact me when he has no idea what i am doing? i don't get it

mule 04-15-2009 09:57 AM

Aaron, they only want your ass, no need to be paranoid. Use lotsa lube and relax :)

RyuLion 04-15-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746832)
:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

selena 04-15-2009 09:59 AM

R u there?

bro hit me up when you have a minute

hi


hello


R u there?

AaronM 04-15-2009 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15746846)
How come you respond to ICQ's from affiliate reps but not your friends?



What friend might you be referring to?

[12:12] baddog: sent to her
[12:12] AaronM: Danka
[12:12] baddog: bitte
Session Close (baddog): Mon Apr 13 12:33:15 2009


Session Start (130823758:baddog): Wed Apr 15 10:01:05 2009

AaronM 04-15-2009 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 15746947)
Simple solution, don't add your icq to your sig.. Easy, done.


Ummm...You have your ICQ in your sig but I do not have my ICQ in mine.

Martin 04-15-2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746990)
Ummm...You have your ICQ in your sig but I do not have my ICQ in mine.

I want people to hit me up.. Even to call me a jerk off I don't care :winkwink:

BTW I ment to quote the person under your first post. (Nikki_Licks)

MaDalton 04-15-2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746983)
What friend might you be referring to?

[12:12] baddog: sent to her
[12:12] AaronM: Danka
[12:12] baddog: bitte
Session Close (baddog): Mon Apr 13 12:33:15 2009


Session Start (130823758:baddog): Wed Apr 15 10:01:05 2009


DankE

sincerely yours

the german spelling police

:upsidedow

AaronM 04-15-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 15746994)
I want people to hit me up.. Even to call me a jerk off I don't care :winkwink:

BTW I ment to quote the person under your first post. (Nikki_Licks)


But...BradM is the person under my first post.

Are you trying to confuse me, Martin? :winkwink:

AaronM 04-15-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15747002)
DankE

sincerely yours

the german spelling police

:upsidedow


LOL, so noted.

Danke

Nicky 04-15-2009 10:09 AM

Yea It's annoying but I've learned to handle it.

tranza 04-15-2009 10:11 AM

I couldn't agree more, that's just SO annoying!

Ozarkz 04-15-2009 10:13 AM

OMG I KNOW EH Tranza! OH EM GEE

I want to see 1 day where nobody whines about some bs.

Just 1 day. Can we do it?

Saddly we can't.

WiredGuy 04-15-2009 10:15 AM

I stopped posting my contact info for that reason, now people post please contact me posts on my GFY CP, on my facebook, etc. I swear these people are complete idiots.
WG

StuartD 04-15-2009 10:15 AM

So no more random cyber sex then?

Voodoo 04-15-2009 10:16 AM

I got the exact same message this morning.

MaDalton 04-15-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15747009)
LOL, so noted.

Danke

gern geschehen! :thumbsup

AaronM 04-15-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15747036)
So no more random cyber sex then?


Random no, only pre-approved people get that from now on.

No worries though, you are in the top of my list. :Graucho

HorseShit 04-15-2009 10:19 AM

that's the same fucking guy I was bitching about in my own thread LOL

Honez 04-15-2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15746845)
Aaron I am fucking fabulous!

Who is fabulous? Have I met him?

HorseShit 04-15-2009 10:21 AM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/899460-wont-promote-programs-hit-icq-ill-promote.html

Nikki_Licks 04-15-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 15746994)
BTW I ment to quote the person under your first post. (Nikki_Licks)

I understand what you are getting at, but just because I have my ICQ number in my sig doesn't mean every fucking starving idiot should hit me up for work. :2 cents:

Ozarkz 04-15-2009 10:22 AM

How do you guys cope with life if you can't handle a message or 5 on icq?

:1orglaugh

at least complain about the Russians on icq.

Ross 04-15-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15746793)
You grab ICQ numbers from forums like GFY then blindly contact people.


[09:09] 561763077: Hi there, somebody is here ?




Exact same guy hit me up today. Not gonna get a lot of business when his second message is I want invite you try programme.

Sucks to be him.

RyuLion 04-15-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15747042)
I got the exact same message this morning.

Stop hitting me up! :mad:

Martin 04-15-2009 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15747005)
But...BradM is the person under my first post.

Are you trying to confuse me, Martin? :winkwink:

I am. Did it work?

SteveHardeman 04-15-2009 10:28 AM

Can someone spam me with AaronM's ICQ # please? Thanks. Errr, I mean Danke.

hjnet 04-15-2009 10:28 AM

I get contacted by one or two of these clowns each day, total waste of time.....

HorseShit 04-15-2009 10:28 AM

(12:43:35 PM) Andy HM Sites: Hi there, somebody is here ?
(12:44:30 PM) Andy HM Sites has signed off.
(12:47:48 PM) Andy HM Sites has signed on.
(1:26:57 PM) 240208: suck my cock
(1:27:13 PM) 561763077: :) no thx
(1:27:22 PM) 240208: yes, you're a faggot so suck it
(1:27:34 PM) 561763077: have a nice day
(1:27:36 PM) 240208: stop hitting people up on icq, no one wants to join your shitty program you dumb hick
(1:27:37 PM) 561763077: sya

Ozarkz 04-15-2009 10:29 AM

assholes!!!!!!!


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