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Meeper 04-15-2009 07:06 PM
Fuck My Life - Rivals the Fail Blog IMO
 
Some really funny shit on this thing. If you haven't read it yet check it out.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML"

"Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML"

"Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML"

Si 04-15-2009 07:13 PM
welcome to the interwebs :thumbsup

Meeper 04-15-2009 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15749351)
welcome to the interwebs :thumbsup
yea yea I figured I was a little behind. Still funny stuff regardless :1orglaugh

Si 04-15-2009 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15749359)
yea yea I figured I was a little behind. Still funny stuff regardless :1orglaugh
Indeed it is :thumbsup

Some of the stories on there are more than hilarious :1orglaugh

Ozarkz 04-15-2009 07:20 PM
F My life is now an iphone app.

Si 04-15-2009 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15749368)
F My life is now an iphone app.
Thats not suprising.

Funny as fuck website

BAKO 04-15-2009 07:27 PM
Your avatar rules

collegeboobies 04-15-2009 07:41 PM
Wow, thats a crazy life

Meeper 04-15-2009 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by B . A . K . O (Post 15749379)
Your avatar rules
haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so! :thumbsup

Deej 04-15-2009 10:08 PM
MEEPER!!!!

Whats the word on the street?

Deputy Chief Command 04-15-2009 10:36 PM
fuckk. . what a bunch of idiots on that site ? ? look at the comments ? ? they all think those little story's are real and are commenting on them ? ?

StaceyJo 04-16-2009 12:29 AM
I lol'd.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-16-2009 12:33 AM
there was one on there the other day made me shit myself laughing went something like "i came home from school and found a sock that i had used to jerked off in with googly eyes and hair glued onto it, and a note from my mother that said 'i know you can't find a girl so i made your current one prettier' - FMF "

i just about shat... :1orglaugh

Meeper 04-16-2009 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15749669)
MEEPER!!!!

Whats the word on the street?
haha hows it going bro? Good seein ya in Phoenix.

Si 04-16-2009 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15749972)
there was one on there the other day made me shit myself laughing went something like "i came home from school and found a sock that i had used to jerked off in with googly eyes and hair glued onto it, and a note from my mother that said 'i know you can't find a girl so i made your current one prettier' - FMF "

i just about shat... :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

UFGators2007 04-16-2009 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15749359)
yea yea I figured I was a little behind. Still funny stuff regardless :1orglaugh
Right on! It is still funny!

Manowar 04-16-2009 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15749972)
there was one on there the other day made me shit myself laughing went something like "i came home from school and found a sock that i had used to jerked off in with googly eyes and hair glued onto it, and a note from my mother that said 'i know you can't find a girl so i made your current one prettier' - FMF "

i just about shat... :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

_Richard_ 04-16-2009 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15749972)
there was one on there the other day made me shit myself laughing went something like "i came home from school and found a sock that i had used to jerked off in with googly eyes and hair glued onto it, and a note from my mother that said 'i know you can't find a girl so i made your current one prettier' - FMF "

i just about shat... :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manowar 04-16-2009 10:07 AM
what film is this originally from?

superbad?

martinsc 04-16-2009 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15749972)
there was one on there the other day made me shit myself laughing went something like "i came home from school and found a sock that i had used to jerked off in with googly eyes and hair glued onto it, and a note from my mother that said 'i know you can't find a girl so i made your current one prettier' - FMF "

i just about shat... :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

chelis 04-16-2009 10:48 AM
FML is just too funny! :thumbsup

seeandsee 04-16-2009 10:49 AM
fml is rocking

Deej 04-16-2009 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15750994)
haha hows it going bro? Good seein ya in Phoenix.
All is well, pimpin aint easy...


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