K-Man Brings MorphFeeds Technology to the Agriculture Industry!
 

We just found out that my wife inherited like tons of rice paddies... I plan to morph them somehow to make them more unique to the rice exporters....

My rice paddies own all your base. that's all. have a nice day.

rice paddies?

lay down the crack pipe flikker!!

won't they go stale?

ik bin kikker nit flikker!!

yea, its where they grow rice.... k-man is in asia... he likes the ladyboys there ;)

not if you crop rotate and personnel rotate when the rice buyers come around to spider for good grains :thumbsup

haha congrats.. hopefully that goes somewhere for you

isn't the cost of rice going up?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I will take your finest grains, and morph them into smut.

lollll i have no fucking idea what to do with these things.. we'll probably just sell them.. and keep 1 so i could always tell ppl im a rice baron!

The Morphfeeds empire grows daily man..you are out of control

{long grain|white|raw|natural|mixed|dirty}

Watch out for the mafia, they will come steal your shit!

you have a wife? was she a guy before? ;)

which brings me to the next question: can you legally marry a ladyboy? not that someone would be crazy enough to do that, but what if you wanted...

Hey, where are they at? Depending on where they are I would be interested in buying or leasing the land.

We produce rice, corn and potatoes (seasonally) on a fairly large scale most of the year up in Issan. Have a nice little side business going on. You can make use of the land all but a few months out of the year.

Also have a avocado plantation in Chang Mai that we use for selling to beauty manufactures. The Thais don't like to eat them but they LOVE to use them for beauty products, skin moisturizers and the like. I want to actually start my own line of beauty products by 2011 and bypass who we sell to now but it's quite a process so not sure if that stage is going to happen or not.

who'd have thunk? i'll give you a jingle when i know the details hehe

i can't help but ponder names for your beauty line

DirtyWhiteBoy Facial Creams?

i thought you already had a site like that :winkwink:

that would be epic! what happened to K-Man? "man..... wheww... he got whacked cuz he missed some rice protection payments by the thai mob..."

That is one of my side businesses (well not avocado plantations, bath/beauty products). If ya ever need some additional info or whatnot hit me up.

haha :warning

It's happened before :pimp so take luck k-man, taaaaaaaake luck.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...K3160020080324

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stori...340671/1/.html

Go for it, Kman. Agribusiness is a great investment opportunity in Southeast Asia if you're bringing in technology/economies of scale and capital. I live in the Philippines and there's lots of opportunities here in agribusiness. I'm sure the same is true in Thailand. SE Asian countries (save for Singapore) can use importing some mass agriculture technologies and practices from the West. Lots of profit cuz of the pent up demand. It's happening already with poultry but other areas could benefit as well.

I can see it now, paddieporn.com - coming soon from K-Man :)