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dsnow 04-21-2009 09:54 AM

Does Coffee make you tired? Find out why
 
Caffeine has a more damaging effect on you than you think.....

First, caffeine is a vasoconstictor (it shrinks your blood vessels) thereby, it increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This is why caffeine is so effective for treating headaches.

Second, caffeine is also a diuretic (it makes you pee).

Therefore, if you are already dehydrated, then the caffeine will not have enough blood volume to shrink down the vessels to increase your blood pressure, and the caffeine will increase your dehydration to make you more tired.

Tip: this is what I do. Drink at least 3 to 4- 8 ounce glasses of water before drinking one cup of coffee. You will run to the bathroom in 20 minutes, but you see that you will have more pep and energy and use the 3 to 4 rule with every cup. You will find that you need less coffee to give you more energy:thumbsup:thumbsup

gornyhuy 04-21-2009 10:21 AM

Let me see if I understand your thought process:

1)caffeine increases heart rate and blood pressure.
2)Caffeine removes water from your system.
3)??????
4)You get more tired from caffeine.

Conclusion: drink water.

JayDeeZee 04-21-2009 10:24 AM

I quit smoking and drinking and got married. No booze, smokes or sex.

Coffee is my only vise left. Don't fucking mess with it. :disgust

96ukssob 04-21-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnow (Post 15768467)
Caffeine has a more damaging effect on you than you think.....

First, caffeine is a vasoconstictor (it shrinks your blood vessels) thereby, it increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This is why caffeine is so effective for treating headaches.

Second, caffeine is also a diuretic (it makes you pee).

Therefore, if you are already dehydrated, then the caffeine will not have enough blood volume to shrink down the vessels to increase your blood pressure, and the caffeine will increase your dehydration to make you more tired.

Tip: this is what I do. Drink at least 3 to 4- 8 ounce glasses of water before drinking one cup of coffee. You will run to the bathroom in 20 minutes, but you see that you will have more pep and energy and use the 3 to 4 rule with every cup. You will find that you need less coffee to give you more energy:thumbsup:thumbsup

This is definitely true. in the morning i would usually eat a small breakfast and wash it down with 1 or 2 cups of coffee then feel like i was going to go into a coma 30 minutes later.

The only reason i noticed when i wasnt getting tired was because i was drinking water before and after coffee. i get really bad acid reflux and this would sometimes help out.

I dont know the scientific reason, but i figured it was something along this line

dyna mo 04-21-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 15768606)
I quit smoking and drinking and got married. No booze, smokes or sex.

Coffee is my only vise left. Don't fucking mess with it. :disgust

relax- u might want to switch to decaf, the op is only suggesting to drink water with your coffee.

Tom_PM 04-21-2009 10:29 AM

Drink 24 to 32 ounces of water before coffee? I dont drink that much water in a day unless I make a point of standing in front of the sink with my big water cup. I've been hooked on coffee since I was 13 or so.
My plan is to buy a can of decaf and mix it with the regular until I'm drinking almost total decaf. Why can't I do that lol :)

dsnow 04-21-2009 10:54 AM

yeah so everybody get on redbull, or cocaine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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jaycontentbandit 04-21-2009 10:57 AM

coffe is evil

CyberHustler 04-21-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 15768624)
relax- u might want to switch to decaf, the op is only suggesting to drink water with your coffee.

I still don't know what op stands for. I think it means "thread starter" but... :Oh crap Nevermind.

Ace_luffy 04-21-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaycontentbandit (Post 15768750)
coffe is evil

:thumbsup

RyuLion 04-21-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 15768606)
I quit smoking and drinking and got married. No booze, smokes or sex.

Coffee is my only vise left. Don't fucking mess with it. :disgust

u got married and have no sex? :helpme

Dirty F 04-21-2009 11:05 AM

It's funny how about half the people on this planet drink coffee when they have a hangover hoping they will feel better while coffee makes your hangover worse.

ClickYou 04-21-2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15768588)
Let me see if I understand your thought process:

1)caffeine increases heart rate and blood pressure.
2)Caffeine removes water from your system.
3)??????
4)You get more tired from caffeine.

Conclusion: drink water.


It's responses like this that keep me coming back to GFY.

F-U-Jimmy 04-21-2009 11:13 AM

I dont know if this will help you, but with bad cases of Acid Reflux its sometimes attributed to a faulty Thyroid. Ask your Dr to give you a simple blood test to make sure its working, if its under active it can cause massive acid reflux problems :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15768612)
This is definitely true. in the morning i would usually eat a small breakfast and wash it down with 1 or 2 cups of coffee then feel like i was going to go into a coma 30 minutes later.

The only reason i noticed when i wasnt getting tired was because i was drinking water before and after coffee. i get really bad acid reflux and this would sometimes help out.

I dont know the scientific reason, but i figured it was something along this line


dsnow 04-21-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15768794)
It's funny how about half the people on this planet drink coffee when they have a hangover hoping they will feel better while coffee makes your hangover worse.

very true :thumbsup:thumbsup

Gerco 04-21-2009 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15768788)
u got married and have no sex? :helpme

What part of "married" did you miss?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

munki 04-21-2009 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 15768606)
I quit smoking and drinking and got married. No booze, smokes or sex.

Coffee is my only vise left. Don't fucking mess with it. :disgust

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 04-21-2009 12:01 PM

I wondered why sometimes when I have a giant Dunkin Donuts coffee, I sometimes go right to sleep.

Darkcrni 04-21-2009 12:14 PM

Everything that dsnow told you about coffee is correct! As for my self i just to drink before 3-4 big cups of this shit! And i was nervous, angry and stuff like that!

And know what? I stop drinking coffee, now i drink only one small cup! Real small!
But instead of coffee i drink GREEN TEE! Its much better cause green tee holds you a whole day long(cause it have caffeine), but your body absorbs it much easily!
And GREEN TEEN have longer effect then coffee!

Coffee is just hit and run! Just hit you in the head and thats it, after 20-30 minutes you are feeling like shit!

Don't believe me! STOP Drinking coffee for 2 weeks and drink GREEN TEE, and you'll see!!!

dsnow 04-21-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni (Post 15769112)
Everything that dsnow told you about coffee is correct! As for my self i just to drink before 3-4 big cups of this shit! And i was nervous, angry and stuff like that!

And know what? I stop drinking coffee, now i drink only one small cup! Real small!
But instead of coffee i drink GREEN TEE! Its much better cause green tee holds you a whole day long(cause it have caffeine), but your body absorbs it much easily!
And GREEN TEEN have longer effect then coffee!

Coffee is just hit and run! Just hit you in the head and thats it, after 20-30 minutes you are feeling like shit!

Don't believe me! STOP Drinking coffee for 2 weeks and drink GREEN TEE, and you'll see!!!

thank you, you are a very knowledgeable person:thumbsup

Darkcrni 04-21-2009 01:20 PM

Heheh like i am! Lol!

notime 04-21-2009 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15768794)
It's funny how about half the people on this planet drink coffee when they have a hangover hoping they will feel better while coffee makes your hangover worse.

Damn, I thought it was the alcohol.....
So just no coffee and I'll be fine next time :thumbsup
It does makes sense, since I feel worse after a few coffees in the morning in a rough weekend.

Janak 04-21-2009 02:59 PM

I've been reliably informed that coffee replaces all blood in your body with 100% pure cool.

GrouchyAdmin 04-21-2009 03:02 PM

I'm having a chilled coffee drink right now. Ahh.

EuroRevenueUSA 04-21-2009 03:18 PM

interesting

kmanrox 04-21-2009 03:32 PM

i drink ice americanos w/no sugar all day long

GrouchyAdmin 04-21-2009 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15770432)
i drink ice americanos w/no sugar all day long

Crank would probably be cheaper and less detrimental to your health. Hell, just ask for the leftover grounds and use it like snus.

Loch 04-21-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15768588)
Let me see if I understand your thought process:

1)caffeine increases heart rate and blood pressure.
2)Caffeine removes water from your system.
3)??????
4)You get more tired from caffeine.

Conclusion: drink water.

:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow:Oh crap:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

Honez 04-21-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 15770212)
I'm having a chilled coffee drink right now. Ahh.

I just had one while working out on the deck. Of course mine was decaf. I can't handle caffeine these days :upsidedow

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collegeboobies 04-21-2009 04:11 PM

cool good info to know

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NinjaSteve 04-21-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 15768606)
I quit smoking and drinking and got married. No booze, smokes or sex.

Coffee is my only vise left. Don't fucking mess with it. :disgust

LOL :1orglaugh

Ozarkz 04-21-2009 06:40 PM

3 - 4 glasses of water before you drink a cup of coffee? :1orglaugh

People post some stupid shit on this forum trying to look smart.

NinjaSteve 04-21-2009 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni (Post 15769112)
Everything that dsnow told you about coffee is correct! As for my self i just to drink before 3-4 big cups of this shit! And i was nervous, angry and stuff like that!

And know what? I stop drinking coffee, now i drink only one small cup! Real small!
But instead of coffee i drink GREEN TEE! Its much better cause green tee holds you a whole day long(cause it have caffeine), but your body absorbs it much easily!
And GREEN TEEN have longer effect then coffee!

Coffee is just hit and run! Just hit you in the head and thats it, after 20-30 minutes you are feeling like shit!

Don't believe me! STOP Drinking coffee for 2 weeks and drink GREEN TEE, and you'll see!!!

So you are saying you drink just 1 cup of green tea?

As for the green tea, I noticed this too, it's healthy and keeps you happy but you'll crave coffee. Coffee is more flavorful then boring green tea.

the.drunk 04-21-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 15768764)
I still don't know what op stands for. I think it means "thread starter" but... :Oh crap Nevermind.

:1orglaugh

dsnow 04-21-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15771228)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Useless Warrior 04-21-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnow (Post 15768467)
Caffeine has a more damaging effect on you than you think.....

First, caffeine is a vasoconstictor (it shrinks your blood vessels) thereby, it increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This is why caffeine is so effective for treating headaches.

Second, caffeine is also a diuretic (it makes you pee).

Therefore, if you are already dehydrated, then the caffeine will not have enough blood volume to shrink down the vessels to increase your blood pressure, and the caffeine will increase your dehydration to make you more tired.

Tip: this is what I do. Drink at least 3 to 4- 8 ounce glasses of water before drinking one cup of coffee. You will run to the bathroom in 20 minutes, but you see that you will have more pep and energy and use the 3 to 4 rule with every cup. You will find that you need less coffee to give you more energy:thumbsup:thumbsup

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question...=1006050328884
Some people link to their sources.

TidalWave 04-21-2009 07:49 PM

OP = original poster

Ozarkz 04-21-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 15771416)

Well at least we know the O.P isn't a dumbass just a plagiarizer.

dsnow 04-21-2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15771432)
Well at least we know the O.P isn't a dumbass just a plagiarizer.

wowwooo, sorry i didnt pay homage to the source, was it neccesarry:( (i did hear the same info from other sources as well) just info. for the world to read and take notice:thumbsup:thumbsup

blonda80 04-21-2009 09:50 PM

i love coffee :) works great with cigs. I don`t want to quit either one

Sexyblogger 04-21-2009 10:06 PM

coffee is good,but i dont drink it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

STAROTICA 04-21-2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnow (Post 15768737)
yeah so everybody get on redbull, or cocaine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://seattletrademarklawyer.com/st...aine-drink.jpg

and for you ladies reading this.......Grey Goose (vodka) and redbull will give you wiings +.

dsnow 04-22-2009 09:31 AM

Cocain is goooodd!!!!!!

ExLust 04-22-2009 10:08 AM

I love coffee in the morning.

Deesnuts 04-22-2009 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15768794)
It's funny how about half the people on this planet drink coffee when they have a hangover hoping they will feel better while coffee makes your hangover worse.

fo-sho!!!!!

James124 04-22-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15774690)
I love coffee in the morning.

no you don't, that's just the addiction talking..

dsnow 04-22-2009 01:44 PM

if you smoke cigarettes and drink coffee everyday, YOU WILL DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH:Oh crap

sorry its just the truth:Oh crap


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