Proven Fact: Do Not go out on the Ocean While Drunk at Night with Christians
 

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Oh crap

I when out too deep in the ocean and couldn't swim back, it kept on taking me.

After they helped me swin back to shore, they started preaching..:Oh crap

Fact #2 Do not preach to me while I'm drunk! because I'll tell u how it really is..:2 cents:

fyi, I did not yet find your hangover bro

how you ever crossed the rio grande is a mystery to me...

where were you trying to swim to freedom this time?

ChristianKooks.com is for sale. I make you good deal 4 your frens!

When caught in a rip tide, swim parallel to shore to get out of it. Then you wont need to be rescued.

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Trust me, it amazes me too..

imagine trying to swim while u have 15+ pints of alcohol in your system..:1orglaugh

They should have let your stupid ass drown.

Hopefully they will remember your gratitude the next time.

Fatitude more like

AM I RIGHT GUYS?

You should have at least offered them some Corona and free porn for saving your ass.

That's odd, you were drinking?

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Fact #3 40% of Christians swear, and drink alcohol.

You sound like a real smart person...swimming with 15 beers in you in the ocean.

Maybe you shouldn't try to swim with a giant ass cheek in your mouth.

LMAO my buddy is a preacher and runs a sect and drinks and parties pretty much harder then most people I know. :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Figure if someone goes out of their way to save my life and I am not taking it on purpose. They can say whatever the fuck they want to me after the fact. Call me names, preach to me, hell try to convert me to worshiping their pet rock. I would be fairly certain I would not mind and I would be courteous about it. Technically you owe them your life in my mind, that sort of should be a pretty big IOU at least.

PS you need to add the rest to your thread title to make it true. Proven fact:... , or you could die.