Haha main gets paid to have sex 72 times and fails..(pic)
 

There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.

hahaha, the story just got better and better.
WG

that article has a great punchline

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

That's awesome :1orglaugh

didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty

Loooooooooooooool

who then?lol

well apparently many people havent seen it including me :error

damn aint no way im paying a guy to fuck my girl

Yep. Seems like someone has a cuckold fetish in the Soupolos household.:2 cents:

Its been posted several times in the last month.
Where have you been?

working... something a lotta ppl here dont get to do :D

If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?

he didnt fail to have sex... misleading title

still fucking funny

Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.

In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany? :)

(Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)

OK did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently Germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.

It seemed they didn't plan it out right. He should have timed when his wife got her period and consulted an OB GYN re when the optimal time for sex would be. He should then coordinate with his neighbor based on that schedule.

8,559.55 usd

it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile! :1orglaugh

I'd give him half of the bills in cash ripped in half and give him the other half of the bills when there is conception :)

Problem solved.

Actually about 12 ounces.

No it was better this way because he then found out he wasn't the daddy of the 2 kids he's been raising and his wife is a whore.

Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.

Hahahaha, nice read.

ahahahah..funny shit

welcome to the interwebs!

thats the funniest shit i have heard all week

Cocaine, speed, or ecstasy? or possibly drunk?

Totally, just turkey baster that shit.

Wow....that story delivers....

hahah, that was fucking great.

hehehe, that's a good story. A lot of ownage there :)

hahahahah fucking classic

don't live near them - seems all the guys are sterile there

Makes you wonder how many guys are raising kids that aren't there own lol

hahahahahaha

funny story thanks !!!

Hahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahahha

interesting shit

:Oh crap:disgust

hahaha, nice story..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

saw that a couple of days ago. Kind of funny though

Funny :) :)

Oh man that story had another twist to it too LOL