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DWB 04-26-2009 11:24 PM

Can you catch H1N1 Swine Flu from a ladyboy?!?!?
 
And does it make your pee-pee hurt when you have to go to the little boys room?

CamTraffic 04-26-2009 11:27 PM

yeah it doesssss

Raf1 04-26-2009 11:34 PM

now this could get interesting, hehe

wizzart 04-26-2009 11:39 PM

H1N1 is spanish flue, and kill 40 milions peeps 1918-1920

This is H5N1

Yngwie 04-26-2009 11:43 PM

not if you wear a condom, but you have to put it on in a specific way

What you will need

1. Condom
2. Crazy glue
3. One pair of needle nose pliers
4. One 4 inch needle

Application

1st take the condom out. After that squeeze half a bottle of crazy glue inside the condom. (do not go over or below half. If you do you are doomed). Slide the condom over your cock all the way down. When it's all the way take the needle and poke the needle through the condom and your shaft till it comes out from the other side. Finally, take the needle nose pliers and bend both ends of the needle upward 82.7 degrees.

You must get exactly 87.2 degrees or the whole thing will not work.

If you did it right you will avoid every disease he/she may be carrying. Carry these instructions with you at all times.

Iron Fist 04-26-2009 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wizzart (Post 15791950)
H1N1 is spanish flue, and kill 40 milions peeps 1918-1920

This is H5N1

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Yngwie 04-27-2009 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wizzart (Post 15791950)
H1N1 is spanish flue, and kill 40 milions peeps 1918-1920

This is H5N1

yes, but back then medical related shit was not that good, but now it's a different story. Plus, the swine flu first appeared in 1976 (might have been earlier) so they can't say "this is new. We don't know what to do" because that's a load of shit.

DWB 04-27-2009 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 15791954)
not if you wear a condom, but you have to put it on in a specific way

What you will need

1. Condom
2. Crazy glue
3. One pair of needle nose pliers
4. One 4 inch needle

Application

1st take the condom out. After that squeeze half a bottle of crazy glue inside the condom. (do not go over or below half. If you do you are doomed). Slide the condom over your cock all the way down. When it's all the way take the needle and poke the needle through the condom and your shaft till it comes out from the other side. Finally, take the needle nose pliers and bend both ends of the needle upward 82.7 degrees.

You must get exactly 87.2 degrees or the whole thing will not work.

If you did it right you will avoid every disease he/she may be carrying. Carry these instructions with you at all times.

See, now I heard that was how you GOT it!

Yngwie 04-27-2009 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15792006)
See, now I heard that was how you GOT it!

ya, I figured I'd inform everyone just so they can be 100% safe.

Axzar 04-27-2009 12:20 AM

Only if he squeals like a pig when you rape his ass. Good Luck.

Wilbo 04-27-2009 03:42 AM

No, you can not get the swine flu from a ladyboy, they have aids. The Swine flu seems to be God's way of getting the Catholics, thus so many cases in Mexico. So as long as the ladyboy is not Catholic you're good to go. Hope this helps.

Michael O 04-27-2009 06:36 AM

Been concerning me too, didn't want to take the chance so I turned down the offer I got last night :pimp

CaptainHowdy 04-27-2009 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 15792452)
Been concerning me too, didn't want to take the chance so I turned down the offer I got last night :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

John-ACWM 04-27-2009 10:21 AM

strange thing the flu,hope it will be over soon


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