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gideongallery 04-28-2009 11:56 AM

Help me get on the dragons den and i will help you win out against "illegal" tubes
 
as many of you guys know i have repeatedly defended the legality of "illegal tube sites" and advocated the changes necessary to succeed when they run.

Many people have repeatedly said that they would only work in mainstream, something which a disagree with since i tested/discovered those techniques using adult content as the base.

Our company is up for a shot on to appear on the dragons den and we figuire a full pitch (7.5 minutes) on the air given current buy rates would be worth more that 13 million dollars worth of free publicity (given bit torrent download rates for the show + tv viewings).

Given this value if we get on the air, i will produce a tutorial teaching people many of these discovered techniques that will allow you to
  1. minimize the amount of content that appears on the tube site.
  2. get tons of profitable signups when such "theft" does occur.
  3. Recover the loses from other areas

please vote for my pitch on the dragon's den contest

http://bit.ly/YA7ag

retweet it to your followers, send it to your fans etc.

PS. If you like a show that has been timeshifted to death this is a way to save it
our solution provides
  1. a revenue stream that subsidizes the production of the show
  2. allows the show to be cross promoted amoung normally unavailable content (cancelled show, shows on other networks, shows airing at different times during the schedule)
  3. provides producers with stats about stick rate of the show with different lead in allowing to more effectively moved to an appropriate network after a more appropriate show.

halfpint 04-28-2009 12:04 PM

LOL I hope you have permission from the original producers to use "Radio killed the video star" :winkwink: Goodluck on Dragons Den hope you get on the show

halfpint 04-28-2009 12:11 PM

"Video killed the radio star" rather.. lol

quantum-x 04-28-2009 12:20 PM

Jesus.
Where to begin.

I'll settle with saying that "internet" has a "t" in it. Innnernet killed what now?

Agent 488 04-28-2009 01:10 PM

whos the chick?

gideongallery 04-28-2009 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15797441)
whos the chick?

lucciana costa she was a singer who i hired to sing the parody for me.

she is credited as the singer at the end of the video

papill0n 04-28-2009 02:36 PM

no offense man but if you think that is going to get you on the dragons den then you are out of your mind

gideongallery 04-28-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 15797768)
no offense man but if you think that is going to get you on the dragons den then you are out of your mind

had to throw something together pretty quickly, biggest problem is that it an overly techical issue.

There are more then 60 things you have to do right if you want to successfully compete with the pirates ripping your show and put it on torrents

there 63 things you can do that can give you competitive advantage that they can't do because it would publically expose them to procecution.


I need something quick and dirty that i could push virally within the bit torrent community. IT purpose is just to get votes, not to get the money, that pitch is a completely different animal.

quantum-x 04-28-2009 05:01 PM

..and that abortion was better than you putting on some nice clothes, shooting w/ a proper mic and saying:

"Hey, I'm so and so. I've worked out how to stop online piracy.
My software has over 60 variables it manages to improve all aspects of online profitability"

?

Robbie 04-28-2009 05:10 PM

Gideon...I just don't know what to think of you anymore.

Do you really think YOU are so smart that you have figured out a way to teach ME or any of dozens of guys I know in this business who are incredibly smart and intelligent how to make money? LOL

Sometimes your sheer arrogance and complete detachment from reality are just jaw dropping. I think that's why I kinda like you now. At first you just pissed me off with your never ending torrent bullshit.

But after a while it became apparent that you really do believe the insanity that spews out of your keyboard.

And then you kinda grew on me. Like a venereal wart.

Good luck. I actually hope you DO get on Dragons Den and have some fun. :) I'll vote for you just because you have wormed your pathetic, full of shit, insane ass into my cold heart. But I'll decline the use of your "tutorial" I usually reserve being "taught" something by someone with a proven track record of success or at least someone actually IN this business. lol

quantum-x 04-28-2009 05:14 PM

..I can't stop watching this.
I love how the main 'business plan' is presented whilst being squished out of the way by rolling credits :D :D

gideongallery 04-28-2009 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15798249)
..and that abortion was better than you putting on some nice clothes, shooting w/ a proper mic and saying:

"Hey, I'm so and so. I've worked out how to stop online piracy.
My software has over 60 variables it manages to improve all aspects of online profitability"

?

when i pitched it live in windsor that they type of pitch i made.
the producers didn't believe me when i told them that 1, 975, 652 people download the episodes of their shows via bit torrent because the viewership of the show on tv was 770,000.

They didn't realize that dragon's den canada gets a huge bump foreign downloaders who are looking for dragon's den UK and seeing the dragons den canada directly above in the show list and choosing to download all the seasons that they can find.

that was targeted to the demo of the downloaders from torrent sites. Cutesy crap that appeals to them, something they would pass around to their friends, something that appears to be one of them talking to you.

Look at some of the clips from the documentaries which feature the pirate bay talking about their profitablity.

If i get on the dragons den it will be because i proved that marketplace can be sold with branding bugs concept.

quantum-x 04-28-2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 15798336)
that was targeted to the demo of the downloaders from torrent sites. Cutesy crap that appeals to them, something they would pass around to their friends, something that appears to be one of them talking to you.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gideongallery 04-29-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15798355)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

check out http://torrentfreak.tv/ if you don't believe me

quantum-x 04-29-2009 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 15801549)
check out http://torrentfreak.tv/ if you don't believe me

I see nothing 'cutesy crap' on that site. I see well produced videos though :winkwink:

papill0n 04-29-2009 04:23 PM

but how is that going to get you on the dragons den?

wouldn't you pitch a video that targeted rich,intelligent entrepreneurs who have the cash you want?

gideongallery 04-29-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 15802381)
but how is that going to get you on the dragons den?

wouldn't you pitch a video that targeted rich,intelligent entrepreneurs who have the cash you want?

the purpose is to get people to vote for you to appear on the den not to ask for money.
I didn't mention the amount of money i wanted or what i was going to do with it
That would come later on the air.

quantum-x 04-29-2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 15802610)
the purpose is to get people to vote for you to appear on the den not to ask for money.
I didn't mention the amount of money i wanted or what i was going to do with it
That would come later on the air.

I'm bumping this, just because I want to see how long you'll keep talking to yourself.

brassmonkey 04-29-2009 06:09 PM

good luck with that


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