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baddog 04-29-2009 02:06 PM

Since we are in a pandemic, I guess zombies are next. So I have a question.
 
Zombies are inevitable, but I am afraid I am unclear on efficient eradication methods.

As I recall, werewolves take a wooden stake to the heart and vampires need a silver bullet. The wooden stake may work on vampires as well, not sure.

I am told that Left4Dead implies that any bullet will take out a zombie, but as I do not have Xbox I can not confirm this.

Can anyone confirm this? Will hollow points work or can I get by with cheaper ammo? Any info would be appreciated.

TIA

Bryan G 04-29-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15801567)
Zombies are inevitable, but I am afraid I am unclear on efficient eradication methods.

As I recall, werewolves take a wooden stake to the heart and vampires need a silver bullet. The wooden stake may work on vampires as well, not sure.

I am told that Left4Dead implies that any bullet will take out a zombie, but as I do not have Xbox I can not confirm this.

Can anyone confirm this? Will hollow points work or can I get by with cheaper ammo? Any info would be appreciated.

TIA

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DK 04-29-2009 02:08 PM

Left 4 Dead are Infected people
Not Zombies

Zombies are dead and come back, Infected turn while still alive

To answer your question, Any blunt force to the brain should take care of a zombie. Be Heading is a sure end game.

dav3 04-29-2009 02:09 PM

You just have to stop the remaining trickle of brain function. Just don't get pounced by a flaming hunter.

DK 04-29-2009 02:12 PM

I Jst realized BadDog would make a great Bill
You should audtion for the upcoming L4Dead movie

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs40/300W...accelagirl.jpg

Yngwie 04-29-2009 02:12 PM

and stay away from the Queen. lol

collegeboobies 04-29-2009 02:15 PM

a shotgun will do just fine against a zombie. confirm its a zombie before shooting to avoid murder charges in the aftermath

brand0n 04-29-2009 02:19 PM

well as per COD world at war, a B.A.R. seems to be a preferred method of killing zombies, and it depends on what level you are at as to how many rounds its going to take.

DrChango 04-29-2009 02:27 PM

actually, you transposed werewolf and vampire...generally in the western tradition (with the exception of Irish myth) the unnatural are not fond of getting stuck with silver.

In the case of folkloric zombies from the Caribbean, they can be killed just like another human being, just one on PCP as they are under the control of a bokar (witch doctor) and feel neither pain nor fear. As far as the resurrected dead (be it through necromancy or some sort of virus) you are best off focusing on staving in the skull or full on decapitation (the Zombie Survival Guide recommends using the Monk's Spade, a polearm popularized by the Shaolin Temple around the 10th Century CE).
When it comes to zombies that are resultants of an infection that suborns their higher thought processes but leaves them basically alive just homicidal, you can generally follow the same instructions for eradication as that for the voodoo zombie.

Also, when in doubt, light them on fire=)

Libertine 04-29-2009 02:30 PM

You'll need to invest in a lawnmower.


baddog 04-29-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK (Post 15801580)
Left 4 Dead are Infected people
Not Zombies

Zombies are dead and come back, Infected turn while still alive

To answer your question, Any blunt force to the brain should take care of a zombie. Be Heading is a sure end game.


Quote:

The goal of Left 4 Dead is simple: survive. You are one of the lucky few survivors of a new and highly virulent strain of the rabies virus that has spread throughout the human population, turning the unfortunate masses into rabid, bloodthirsty zombies


Blunt force trauma and beheadings require I get too close. I would rather be able to do like I did during the Rodney King riots and sit in the garage with a cooler of beer and my piece.

baddog 04-29-2009 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DrChango (Post 15801782)
actually, you transposed werewolf and vampire...generally in the western tradition (with the exception of Irish myth) the unnatural are not fond of getting stuck with silver.

My assistant just notified me of that. I guess I should put together some Molotov Cocktails just to be sure.

DefaultMan 04-29-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 15801691)
well as per COD world at war, a B.A.R. seems to be a preferred method of killing zombies, and it depends on what level you are at as to how many rounds its going to take.

The laser gun does a pretty nice job as well. My preferred combo is the Sawed Off Shotgun + Tommy Gun. But if the game has taught me anything it's that you will eventually get over run when trying to reload. :Oh crap

DK 04-29-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15801835)



Blunt force trauma and beheadings require I get too close. I would rather be able to do like I did during the Rodney King riots and sit in the garage with a cooler of beer and my piece.

I guess they invented a new definition for Zombies. The Zombies I ever encountered were dead first.

Dawn of the dead: Zombies
28 Days Later: Infected

oh well, anything undead or infected is cool in my book

pornguy 04-29-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15801835)



Blunt force trauma and beheadings require I get too close. I would rather be able to do like I did during the Rodney King riots and sit in the garage with a cooler of beer and my piece.

Might should autta had a gun unstead.

:winkwink:

baddog 04-29-2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15801967)
Might should autta had a gun unstead.

:winkwink:

I had shoulder surgery the day the riots started. Borrowed a friends mac-10 so I could take care of things with one hand.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-29-2009 03:45 PM

At your age, and still don't know how to handle a zombie? I'm afraid I'll have to be the one to take your face off with a chainsaw when you get over run by a hoard.

StuartD 04-29-2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15801567)
As I recall, werewolves take a wooden stake to the heart and vampires need a silver bullet.

Wrong way around.

Janak 04-29-2009 03:54 PM

You need to cut them up into tiny pieces and burn them. Anything intact will continue to pursue you.

True fact.

donkevlar 04-29-2009 03:57 PM

Don't you know everything?!

You have to destroy their brain.

Vampires = stake/garlic/dontletthemin

Werewolves = silver bullet

Jimbo66 04-29-2009 07:11 PM

Yep headshot is most effective. Fire works well too.

crockett 04-29-2009 07:18 PM

Shotguns

Twistys Tim 04-29-2009 07:25 PM

Flame thrower

http://www.wildwestwarfare.com/publi...ameThrower.jpg

Mel_TNVCash 04-29-2009 07:25 PM

Fire Fire Fire...........Burn baby burn......seems to be the cure all and it is so so pretty

Marcus Aurelius 04-29-2009 07:26 PM

I just picked up "World War Z" today and I'm about 100 pages in, already the comparisons are terrifying. It's an amazing book.

dyna mo 04-29-2009 07:28 PM

asked & answered

Marcus Aurelius 04-29-2009 07:48 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva...EBZ4CQRYQ8R1EE

d-null 04-29-2009 07:57 PM

I don't think zombies are next, I think the greys will fuck with us first, then after they leave maybe the zombies :2 cents:

a afaik there is nothing we can really do to defend against the greys

AgentCash 04-29-2009 08:03 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=urGp1MIgNxw

Poindexterity 04-29-2009 08:13 PM

just dont set them on fire.
then you've got flaming zombies.

that is all i know

MindWaste 04-29-2009 08:19 PM

I wonder if zombies still get woodies..

uno 04-29-2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK (Post 15801580)
Left 4 Dead are Infected people
Not Zombies

Zombies are dead and come back, Infected turn while still alive

To answer your question, Any blunt force to the brain should take care of a zombie. Be Heading is a sure end game.

Yep, thats why 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later are technically not zombie movies.

Btw BD, you have it in reverse. Silver bullets for werewolves, stakes in the heart for vamps.

lacuna 04-29-2009 08:27 PM

Actually, my money is on the vampire virus. Better read up on the Vampire Survival Guide. :thumbsup

uno 04-29-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15802948)
I don't think zombies are next, I think the greys will fuck with us first, then after they leave maybe the zombies :2 cents:

a afaik there is nothing we can really do to defend against the greys

The common cold should do the trick since they don't have immunity. :2 cents:

Or, if you are a fan of shitty movies, a glass of water.

Owner 04-29-2009 08:29 PM

Resident Evil is the T-Virus but they are zombie like and it seems plausible the government could create something like that.

anyway , a headshot or severing the upper spinal column should work


http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/pa...+Zombie?t=anon

lacuna 04-29-2009 08:38 PM

Barrett .50

d-null 04-29-2009 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 15803032)
The common cold should do the trick since they don't have immunity. :2 cents:

Or, if you are a fan of shitty movies, a glass of water.

that movie was far from shitty, I thought it was intense when I saw it way back when

uno 04-29-2009 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15803131)
that movie was far from shitty, I thought it was intense when I saw it way back when

I'm not saying War of the Worlds was shitty. I'm saying Signs was a huge steaming pile 'o shit.

lacuna 04-29-2009 09:53 PM

Signs was absolutely terrible. Aliens travel 80 bazillion miles and then can't knock down a flimsy wooden door...?

Totally weak. :(

Marcus Aurelius 04-30-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lacuna (Post 15803193)
Signs was absolutely terrible. Aliens travel 80 bazillion miles and then can't knock down a flimsy wooden door...?

Totally weak. :(


Could have been that wood was just as much a foreign and dangerous material to them as water. I mean, it is after all a natural earthbound substance. If they were so allergic to water then why eat humans though? we are mostly water anyway.


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