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KittyLix 04-29-2009 07:49 PM

How do you make yourself burp?
 
seriously i can't do it on command like most people.....wtf do you do to burp besides drinking a gallon of Dr pepper? :banana

Agent 488 04-29-2009 07:51 PM

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Marcus Aurelius 04-29-2009 07:55 PM

gulp in and swallow air.

KittyLix 04-29-2009 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15802939)



omg! dad!? lol

KittyLix 04-29-2009 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 15802943)
gulp in and swallow air.

:thumbsup

Mel_TNVCash 04-29-2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KittyLix (Post 15802969)
omg! dad!? lol

thus is the blue man he got this way eating silver for years......they call him papa smurf



Oh you swallow .......air

AaliyahLove 04-29-2009 10:48 PM

I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe :)

KittyLix 04-29-2009 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15803257)
I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe :)

yah i still can't either :( even googled steps on how to burp on command LOL apprently to suck air and force it out takes practice hehehehe.... heres what i found for "steps" any how

Sit, stand straight, your lungs need to be fully extended.
Suck air into your mouth.
Swallow the air.
You will be able to feel it in your throat if you do it right, at the very bottom.(try to breath in then close your windpipe or throat but keep trying to breathe in hard and some air will slip into your esophagus then swallow it.)
Flex abs-stomach muscles to push the burp out.
Understand that the more air you suck in, the bigger the burp. It takes practice.

MetaMan 04-29-2009 11:34 PM

smoke crack.

Platinumpimp 04-29-2009 11:43 PM

Drink a coke :)

hjnet 04-30-2009 01:10 AM

Practice, Practice, Practice, but one you start you can't stop :)

Matt 26z 04-30-2009 01:40 AM

Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

2012 04-30-2009 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 15803437)
Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.


KittyLix 04-30-2009 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 15803437)
Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

LMAO this is awesome! will be using this in the near future :fart

seeandsee 04-30-2009 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15802939)

I just saw this one shit on Oprah this morning going over channels, wtf is that shit???

LoveSandra 04-30-2009 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15803442)


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ExLust 04-30-2009 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 15802943)
gulp in and swallow air.

And practice.

Darkcrni 04-30-2009 09:06 AM

You dont want to know!

Tom_PM 04-30-2009 09:16 AM

Not sure it's something you can learn. It's a gift! lol

brassmonkey 04-30-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15802939)

he drank too much grape soda "you are what you eat":1orglaugh no really he has metal in his blood Silver and Selenium i think

jaycontentbandit 04-30-2009 01:04 PM

Drink Seltzer that will get the burp going


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