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How do you make yourself burp?
seriously i can't do it on command like most people.....wtf do you do to burp besides drinking a gallon of Dr pepper? :banana
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gulp in and swallow air.
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omg! dad!? lol |
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Oh you swallow .......air |
I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe :)
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Sit, stand straight, your lungs need to be fully extended. Suck air into your mouth. Swallow the air. You will be able to feel it in your throat if you do it right, at the very bottom.(try to breath in then close your windpipe or throat but keep trying to breathe in hard and some air will slip into your esophagus then swallow it.) Flex abs-stomach muscles to push the burp out. Understand that the more air you suck in, the bigger the burp. It takes practice. |
smoke crack.
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Drink a coke :)
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Practice, Practice, Practice, but one you start you can't stop :)
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Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.
Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard. |
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You dont want to know!
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Not sure it's something you can learn. It's a gift! lol
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Drink Seltzer that will get the burp going
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