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Dirty F 04-30-2009 12:07 PM

My ex just called
 
Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me :thumbsup

I love it how women speak in code.

Agent 488 04-30-2009 12:08 PM

let's see some pics.

she better not look like polish aristocrat.

adonthenet 04-30-2009 12:08 PM

Thats cool! :) have a great night!!! =)

Deej 04-30-2009 12:08 PM

gfy demands pics

Dirty F 04-30-2009 12:10 PM

Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?

MrCodey 04-30-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15804960)
Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me :thumbsup

I love it how women speak in code.

Make sure she shaves first
http://inimitablejudi.com/Africa%20Wildebeast.jpg

candyflip 04-30-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15804977)
Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 04-30-2009 12:11 PM

Don't fall for it, she's been hired by Danza and Simon to take you out.

brassmonkey 04-30-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCodey (Post 15804981)

:1orglaugh that should be a wild nite :winkwink:

Deej 04-30-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15804977)
Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?

hahaha ...

BP4L bitches!!

yea, I cater to other webmasters and programs in my off time from the movie making scene...

Farang 04-30-2009 12:17 PM

exgirlfriends... they always call, email erotic photos and speak in codes :helpme

MetaMan 04-30-2009 12:19 PM

happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.

SBJ 04-30-2009 12:21 PM

booty calls are the best :winkwink:

munki 04-30-2009 12:22 PM

If the thinks it's yours, get a DNA test...

Deej 04-30-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15805006)
happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.

Metaman...

Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

Dirty F 04-30-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15805015)
Metaman...

Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 04-30-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15805015)
Metaman...

Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

no but the last chick put a hole in my fuckin roof, the pressure from her squirting so hard blasted her into the fuckin air! :warning

bbobby86 04-30-2009 12:27 PM

say coming...

Farang 04-30-2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15805014)
If the thinks it's yours, get a DNA test...

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mvee 04-30-2009 12:29 PM

they would rather fuck the devil they know than the one they don't.

Dirty F 04-30-2009 12:29 PM

Metadork, did you ever had a girl fart in your face while doing a sixtyniner?

MetaMan 04-30-2009 12:30 PM

No Fronk but nexttime you are wondering why your chick is queefin so much its because my big dank just got finished pluggin her hole.

kmanrox 04-30-2009 12:31 PM

what's his name?

Deej 04-30-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15805028)
no but the last chick put a hole in my fuckin roof, the pressure from her squirting so hard blasted her into the fuckin air! :warning

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sunroof!!!

Martin 04-30-2009 12:36 PM

The last time frank was around some vag was when his mama was giving birth to this twinky.

goldflower 04-30-2009 01:11 PM

They always call for something :)

BradM 04-30-2009 01:19 PM

Hold the phone. What what?

John-ACWM 04-30-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15805015)
Metaman...

Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh wtf...

Dirty F 04-30-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 15805435)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh wtf...

The only way you can come up with things like that is if it happened to you.

Eva PSC 04-30-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee (Post 15805037)
they would rather fuck the devil they know than the one they don't.

:2 cents:

LeRoy 04-30-2009 01:54 PM

Tell her I said Hi :)

Ace_luffy 04-30-2009 10:12 PM

she miss your big cock , i guess

mmcfadden 04-30-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15804960)
Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me :thumbsup

I love it how women speak in code.

my experience... the ex calls while she's getting drunk.

nosey 04-30-2009 10:19 PM

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...y/tw_spray.jpg

seeandsee 05-01-2009 01:07 AM

lucky you :)

RAM 05-01-2009 03:35 AM

Slut I love her

Deej 05-01-2009 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 15805452)
The only way you can come up with things like that is if it happened to you.

Actually no, a friend of mine was here the other day saying it happened to him, thus being locked into the memory banks.

I was for sure with all the mad tail Metaman pulls in that he has encountered such a scenario by now....

Matyko 05-01-2009 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15805015)
Metaman...

Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

Link to a tube clip or it didn't happen! :pimp


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