My anus hurts. What's your immediate thought?
 

Well? Spill the beans..

Swine flu of the ass.

Victim of a bro rape

Quit using buttplugs?

how long has it been since you received anal sex? if it was recently then it might just need some time to recover :2 cents:

Omg ring of fire... I never thought of it like that..

Less anal sex.

It's almost payday!

OMG the packers are really packing it in! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oh ya my first thought..
some sex toys are not for everyone so next time stay away from the Godzilla sized dongs, they are not meant to be anal toys :winkwink:

remove the dildo.

Tranny...

quit playing goatse

muahahahaha perfect :thumbsup

you're supposed to fuck the fleshlight, not have the fleshlight fuck you?

First thing that came into my brain: Let's cuddle

looking at their faces i'd say they enjoy it

Pull your fingers out and see if that helps.

Pull your head out of your ass?

Did I win? :1orglaugh

Hemorroids and Anal Fissures. Neither are a nice thing to have and can lead to much bigger problems.

I speak from experience and a quite a few trips to the protologist. :1orglaugh

Men shouldnt use used tampons as cheap butt-plugs... there you have it.
:helpme

Little Johnny put it so well when he said:

"Rectum nothing - damn near killed him."

My ass is fucking on fire atm from eating a god damm hot chilli con carne..never again

lots of gay thoughts here wrong thread

lay off the black cock, try some asian for a while...

forgot allready why i clicked here.....

:)

fucked by an army of big black dicks...

Piles678

ur probably constipated. eat more fruits and fiber so u can shit better

U had some bad food

your problem is it's not getting the loving of beautiful females' tongues