I just fucked a chick and she told me "i was the best sex she ever had"
 

Has this ever happened to you?

she was probably a virgin

women lie :2 cents:

obvious jokes rule! when someone says a joke everyone else already thought of it is twice as funny!

when is the last time you had sex with a good looking woman?

i can read minds so i am not to worried. :2 cents:

i actually have psychic abilities.

That'd require me to remove the gag.

Tons of times. Doesn't it happen to you tons of times?

If so, dude why the thread? :D

Yea, she told me the same things 2 hrs before...

Well considering your mother is not very good looking I guess it's been awhile.

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i just like to talk outloud about how amazing i am, i am much more interesting then people, i am like a celeb people would rather tune into my life then live their own boring one.

dont feel bad dude i always one up ALL the last guys.

Maybe if the girl feels too sorry for me or something, you know...

I just fucked Metaman and he said I was the best sex he ever had.

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DOH...you meant after right?

She was merely stating her preference for men.

Was that before or after you paid her?

Did cl come through with a hot chick?

I got one the other night... girl was smoking and said whatever I wanted her too :)

2 cents tells me you aint getting it in the ass enough, that's why you constantly brag about your women
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Normally when a chick says " you were the best..blah" they are trying to tell you in a nice round about way that it was crap

so basically what you are saying is girls tell you your sex is crap then you try to give yourself some reverse psychology and try to convince yourself they meant good?

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Plenty chicks dont have a clue...they say what they think you want to hear, then ride your cock for a piece of bread,,, jesus. Next time Meta just fucking a reindeer will do it.

I'm out...you are BORING....same shit 50/50 :thumbsup

well everytime I fuck my misses she tells me "that was the best ever" I know she is lying because I have been fucking her for the last 25 years and its just the same old boring routine....

I need to post in a MetaMan thread.
How can one NOT post in a MetaMan thread?

1. It's MetaMan
2. Dude's got a princess in his avatar
3. It's MetaMan: "an underlying definition or description" of "an adult person who is male".

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thanks i guess! lolz

This thread is useless without photos.

did u slide her a 50

care to share some photos?

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Fuk i am at a crossroads people chick wants me to come to her house party but i HATE house parties fuck, i may play it cool for a few hours then head there later.

its a good thing you went to gfy to let us all know.

i know fuck decisions decisions.

true player doesnt go then it shows the chick that you want to be alone with them.

this is what i want to say, but I dont think it is appropriate and people may judge me... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh