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V_RocKs 05-07-2009 06:05 AM

It never ceases to amaze me about how surfers...
 
Will come to a blog and read a post that is OBVIOUSLY a review and propose everything from trading pics to marriage with the model in the picture. In the beginning I figured it was just some sort of joke... But three years later it is still happening. Probably 90% of the comments on my blogs are:

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Ariel, you are so fucking hot! You need to leave porn and come stay with me. I would treat you so right and you wouldn't have to work a day in your life. Shit, we could even just "try it out" and not have sex or anything like that for a year. If you find you love me, we can get married and live a happy life together!
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Of the remaining 10% of the posts about 8% of them are by someone flaming the other 90%.

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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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I guess suckers really are born every minute. I mean... come on... they still BUY porn!

Klen 05-07-2009 06:10 AM

Yes its a kind a funny how they think how models doing blogs.

seeandsee 05-07-2009 06:10 AM

Catch A FUCKING Flu :D

LiveDose 05-07-2009 06:11 AM

This world is filled with weirdos.

marko13 05-07-2009 06:12 AM

and what if surfer knows that someone is making money from the review pages.... they will jump into this biz for sure..... hahahha
maybe but i guess that they will continue search for hot model to marry her...

Zorgman 05-07-2009 06:13 AM

Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

StaceyJo 05-07-2009 06:38 AM

He should admit that he can't resist porn.

V_RocKs 05-07-2009 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 15829409)
Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

Yeah... I tell my business partners that all the time.

HorseShit 05-07-2009 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15829501)
Yeah... I tell my business partners that all the time.

i sell fake marriage

pornguy 05-07-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15829388)

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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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I guess suckers really are born every minute. I mean... come on... they still BUY porn!


That shit would take me at least an hour to type.

mikeyddddd 05-07-2009 08:11 AM


Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 08:18 AM

No the best ones are where they leave their actual phone number for the model to call and shit like that.

Quote:

u r unbelievable call me 8433453715
Quote:

I want to have sex with you. You?re the most gorgeous woman i have ever seen.

P.S,
Heres my email [email protected]
get back to me..
This guy is just strange
Quote:

I just want to say that I completely adore Miss Trixie. She is perfect!!! How can I send Trixie a ?Thank you? for being so delicious and beautiful? If she ever reads this I hope she contacts me either through email : [email protected] or she can use the same email to find me on myspace. Since the first time I saw her I felt addicted to her eyes and deliciosly perfect body. I?m looking for just the right picture of her so that I can get it tattooed. So I hope one day to hear from Miss Trixie.

Sincerely,

Mr. Feo
Urgent?
Quote:

Does anyone know whow to get in contact with lovely brunette Olivia? URGENT, please reply to [email protected]
Yeah, ppl are weird.

Robocrop 05-07-2009 08:20 AM

Thanks for outing my post V_Rocks :(

Iron Fist 05-07-2009 08:28 AM

Just Russian spammers... amazingly, their english has improved somewhat.

V_RocKs 05-07-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robocrop (Post 15829783)
Thanks for outing my post V_Rocks :(

Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

Barefootsies 05-07-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 15829409)
Those "suckers" are your loyal customers, sir.

:2 cents:

TheSenator 05-07-2009 03:51 PM

That is funny...I had some obvious foreigner leave a comment with his cell number.

SBJ 05-07-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15831570)
Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

oh Ariel you need to leave this world of porn and run away with me! We'd have such a great life together, I just know it! :winkwink:






:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 05-07-2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15829523)
i sell fake marriage

:1orglaugh

can you send me details?

:upsidedow

CyberHustler 05-07-2009 04:48 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bDok 05-07-2009 04:51 PM

that shit always makes me laugh. I even laugh when I get sent pictures of couples.

The guy will be like I want to see your massive dig fuck my wife. Attached is a picture of us. Or just girls emailing their picture of themselves naked and how they want to fuck.

Loryn 05-07-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15829536)
That shit would take me at least an hour to type.

That is what I was thinking too!!! :1orglaugh

I can't stand when people type in this Internet slang shit. I type complete sentences. Sometimes I think people type that way, because they do not know how to spell or how to use words in the correct way!!! :1orglaugh

SBJ 05-07-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15831775)
That is what I was thinking too!!! :1orglaugh

I can't stand when people type in this Internet slang shit. I type complete sentences. Sometimes I think people type that way, because they do not know how to spell or how to use words in the correct way!!! :1orglaugh


I LOLd:1orglaugh 4 real

rowan 05-07-2009 07:59 PM

It's taken me a while to realise that the internet, or at least the "free pr0n" surfing crowd, is comprised mostly of idiots. Drop down to their intelligence level and you'll make BANK!

rowan 05-07-2009 08:00 PM

I have one site where you enter keywords to find results. It's a simple site with simple functionality, you can't do anything else: you must enter at least one keyword in order to see results.

...more than 50% of the visitors submit a blank form...

uno 05-07-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15831570)
Look at it this way... Ariel does come to this board so you might get noticed!

I get shitloads of weird comments especially for Ariel.

Houdini 05-07-2009 08:07 PM

I've got a pornstar blog where I get comments like this all the time. Emails, phone numbers, I've even got a few who post their address lol. I do them a favor though and edit that stuff out.

You could pick up some sales emailing them back :winkwink:

dav3 05-07-2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15829388)
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R U Ppl Fkn rEtrds? Ariel dsnt cum here u fkn mrons! Ths is a rEvew U dipshits! Catch A FUCKING CLUE!
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LOL that was you replying, wasn't it?

Jack Sparrow 05-07-2009 08:12 PM

And those are the people we make money with.
The kind that signsup, and really think that modelpic is going to chat with them and get over the next day for a nice cozy dinner.

Send them over my way and lets monitize :)

TeenSluts 05-07-2009 08:18 PM

haha ya, i always get posts like "ur so hot my number is 555 293 3493"..... funny stuff.

Marquis85 05-07-2009 08:48 PM

yeahh send some of those morons over my way, i need to make some bank with my blogs ;o)

frankie_gunn 05-07-2009 09:06 PM

Reading these above, I imagine that working for the CIA must be real fun.

_Richard_ 05-08-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15829777)
No the best ones are where they leave their actual phone number for the model to call and shit like that.





This guy is just strange


Urgent?


Yeah, ppl are weird.

haha wow.. 'jane dowe', not being subtle at all

V_RocKs 05-12-2009 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 15832183)
I get shitloads of weird comments especially for Ariel.

You have seen my blog post on Andi Pink...

This line sums it up over and over:

"I licked my sisters pussy last night while she was sleeping and it looked a lot like your pussy Andi. I love you and want to marry you. Email me! Then I can leave my sister alone. Or not!"

Vicious_B 05-12-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 15832180)
I have one site where you enter keywords to find results. It's a simple site with simple functionality, you can't do anything else: you must enter at least one keyword in order to see results.

...more than 50% of the visitors submit a blank form...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hawkeye 05-12-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15829777)
I just want to say that I completely adore Miss Trixie. She is perfect!!! How can I send Trixie a ?Thank you? for being so delicious and beautiful? If she ever reads this I hope she contacts me either through email : [email protected] or she can use the same email to find me on myspace. Since the first time I saw her I felt addicted to her eyes and deliciosly perfect body. I?m looking for just the right picture of her so that I can get it tattooed. So I hope one day to hear from Miss Trixie.

Sincerely,

Mr. Feo

Here's his myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/feostat2zngrillz

BVF 05-12-2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye (Post 15844833)

Well at least he knows himself by calling himself Mr. FEO (ugly)


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