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Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 08:34 PM

Goodbye Capitalism
 
Good riddance. :glugglug

Porn Farmer 05-07-2009 08:45 PM

http://www.amateurcleavage.com/gfy/12dicks.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Barefootsies 05-07-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 15832237)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BFT3K 05-07-2009 08:48 PM

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

hypedough 05-07-2009 09:00 PM

LOL nice sig.

12clicks 05-07-2009 09:04 PM

When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

2012 05-07-2009 09:06 PM

seeya on the laterrrrz


Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832276)
When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America. :1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 05-07-2009 09:14 PM

Sweet lord I love your sig.

12clicks 05-07-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832293)
Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America. :1orglaugh

And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

mozadek 05-07-2009 09:21 PM

Thank you Obama.

http://blog.groundswellcollective.co...rm-prosper.gif

BFT3K 05-07-2009 09:24 PM

Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

2012 05-07-2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15832324)

did you think a "President" was going to help you? Why do you guys have it so wrong ... :(

GrouchyAdmin 05-07-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15832333)
Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

http://www.imagearmy.com/graphic/ima...B_4A03B464.jpg

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832310)
And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

Just knowing that you take time out of your day to think of me gives me a throbbing erection.

the.drunk 05-07-2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832310)
And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

you tell em :thumbsup

Fat Panda 05-07-2009 09:39 PM

USA = Capitalism

If you have ever thought that you are a complete fucking idiot!

Mr Pheer 05-07-2009 09:46 PM

this is fuckin funny

xxxdesign-net 05-07-2009 09:46 PM

welcome what? lol

MetaMan 05-07-2009 09:48 PM

Lenny2 is a faggot

The Demon 05-07-2009 09:55 PM

Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:01 PM

BTW, I just made this thread because I saw this headline on the TV that was playing fox news while I was at the gym today.

Headline was "Goodbye Capitalism?"

And then Dick Morris was on, and I don't know what they were talking about because the captions weren't on and I was listening to my ipod, but the marquee at the bottom said things like

"Morris: Under Obama, CO's will no longer operate in the interest of their shareholders or employees"

"Morris: Under Obama, companies will be run by bureaucrats in Washington"

and I'm thinking WTF?
Obama's been in office like 4 months now, he hasn't even gotten started yet. If they're crying socialism over the stuff that's happening now, what the hell are they going to say when health care reform passes? or card check? or anything else?

Poor bastards must just be out of ideas. They've been trying to play the socialist card since October, and it still hasn't even nicked Obama. Republicans may be going the way of the Whigs. :2 cents:

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:03 PM

Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832410)
Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

mikeyddddd 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832218)


The Demon 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832437)
Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832431)
Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832444)
Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

You mean unrelated things like health care reform and getting rid of the dollar in favor of gold? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Jesus, you fuckers make this too easy.

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832445)
Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.


See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

2012 05-07-2009 10:10 PM


Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832448)
See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

I have never said anything about replacing the dollar with gold or anything else, nor have I read or heard anything about this from any credible news organization.

Obviously I don't have the secret conservative decoder ring that explains how health care reform and getting rid of the dollar are related and are strictly the purview of conspiracy theorists.

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832457)
Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.

If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.

BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15832442)

Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

mikeyddddd 05-07-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15832470)
Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"


BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15832475)

:1orglaugh You're too fast for me Mikey. I don't have a joke for that one yet. :1orglaugh

2012 05-07-2009 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832218)
Good riddance. :glugglug

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HY7wuV_C1oI

BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15832507)

Nice flashback song fartfly. Totally random of course, as it has nothing to do with anything that is getting discussed here, but still a cool song.

Here it is for those who are too lazy to click the link...


2012 05-07-2009 10:57 PM

yeah I like that one

StuartD 05-08-2009 12:07 AM


GatorB 05-08-2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832276)
When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

When you run out of goats to fuck( because they died of goat AIDS ) how will you get laid?

raven1083 05-08-2009 01:12 AM

pretty nice sig!

Snake Doctor 05-08-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832461)
Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.

If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.

Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.

Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.

IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.

Welcome to Sweden beyotch. :1orglaugh

The Demon 05-08-2009 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15833203)
Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.

Seeing as how I don't listen to Rush or Hannity, they can't really tell me much. No, the idea that liberals are generally stupid is from personal experience and seeing how the world has worked in the 20th century. And I WISH someone here was smart enough to own me, unfortunately your realm is porn and that's all you know.

Quote:

Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.
So much for your reading comprehension. Re-read what I wrote regarding that. I guess me getting owned isn't going to be a problem.

Quote:

IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.
Wow, way to own me dumbshit. "If you don't think (insert position here), you're (insert insult here). Damn, this was too easy.

Snake Doctor 05-08-2009 06:37 AM

Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.

I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.

It was all laid out in this thread. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=902290

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15798553)
Ok I think I've figured out the "can't lose GFY debate strategy" in 10 simple steps.

1) Claim that links to opinion pieces you post are actually facts

2) Claim that the other guy's links to factual pieces are opinions

3) Constantly remind the other guy that you've owned him, whether you really have or not.

4) Whenever the other guys makes a point, tell him that he has no proof.

5) If the other guy posts proof, see step #2

6) Remind the other guy that you've owned him again

7) Claim the other guy has contradicted himself, even if he hasn't

8) Remind him again how badly you're owning him

9) Try to use as many words as possible no matter how small your point. If you're calling a guy an idiot, don't just call him an idiot, call him a dumb, uneducated, moronic, idiotic idiot. Act like an autistic guy with a thesaurus.

10) Don't let the other guy forget the massive ownage

Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.

dav3 05-08-2009 07:03 AM

lol sig

V_RocKs 05-08-2009 07:04 AM

bye bye!

pornguy 05-08-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15832324)

Hahahaha.. Had one similar in Cuba last year with Bush one it showing him and 2 others as war criminals.

BFT3K 05-08-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15832641)

Pretty sad state of affairs... "Everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy."

Snake Doctor 05-08-2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15834505)
Pretty sad state of affairs... "Everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy."

We're a nation of whiners, in a mental recession.


The Demon 05-08-2009 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15833272)
Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.

I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.

It was all laid out in this thread. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=902290



Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.

Awww what's the matter SD? Have absolutely no argument nor anything intelligent to say you'll the route of projection and denial? Shit that's adorable man. One thing though. I DID own the Doc in every way conceivable. Again I know you're not smart enough to follow a discussion so I don't expect for you to understand this simple concept. Now go about making your nude galleries and leave the intellectual stuff to your superiors.


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