Actual people names that make you laugh
 

Ran into someone named Minnie Berger on Twitter which made me laugh. Thinking back to when I had the day job in the RE appraisal industry, the two names that made me laugh the most were Johnny Beans (a WOMAN even) and a Randy Semen (yes, even spelled that way!). What are some that you've run across?

I honestly knew a Michael Hunt. He never did use "Mike" again after that Porky's movie.
There was a Barb Wier or Weir (but pronounced Wire) in high school.
My friend's wife worked for the school board and she always came home with some good names... most notably the brothers lemongello and orangello (lemon jello, orange jello) I knew a Richard Ramirez, we had fun with that...

In high school one of the home economics (cooking) teachers was Miss Quiche and one of the agiculture teachers was Mr Lamb. I have also met someone with the name Richard (Dick) Head. What were his parents thinking???

Ah yea, lol...I think one of my friends once said he had an uncle named Richard Head...that'd be impossible to live with. Hell, Head as last name is bad enough with toilet commonly referred to as the head, lol.

I remember in high school one of my Spanish teachers was pregnant and had told the class what she was going to name her upcoming son, and thank god for her that she was a high school teacher because us high school boys figured out immediately that her son's initials were going to be ASS, lol.

guy at our school's name was harry dicks

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There's a guy at a recruitment agencycalled Richard Weed.
http://www.preludeselection.co.uk/re...nt-agency.html

Peter Anus

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Ophelia Offenhauser.

She was a chick that lived just outside of the city in the same town as my brother's girlfriend.

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I have know a couple of people with the last name of butt and fag

Had a client yrs ago named Ronald McDonald. I tried to call him Ron so I wouldnt laugh when I asked for him by name, but he and his secretary always corected me. I think he knew it made people chuckle and he dug it :)

I knew a guy name Herb Faggot...was always hard to keep a straight face when he was called on in a meeting:1orglaugh

I went to school with two girls and their dad's name was Harry Dick.

LOL harry dicks,who can pronounce that with a serious face :1orglaugh

At the hospital I worked at there was a Dr Morley Slutsky.

Was always a hoot whenever he was paged overhead.

also a kid at our school I played on the baseball team with was named david hore (pronounced whore). and his mom was the secretary, always funny calling her mrs. whore.

I did data entry a few years back and always used to run into Mr. Pickle
I love Mr. Pickle

dick wartz.

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that's got to be tough as a kid.

people when naming your kids, think of the abuse they'll endure.


Bob: name's bob, bob jones
harry: harry, harry dicks
bob: :1orglaugh
harry: :(

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Jeffery Faggot (seriously, was a hospital administrator)
Happy Lee - Friend of mine
Phillip McCann
The old NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle always cracked me up.

I went to school with a Michael Hunt, of course everyone called him Mike. Mike Hunt = My Cunt.

Dick Army

I heard this name once. sukhdeep :1orglaugh

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I used to send documents to a lady in Victoria BC. Her name was Joy Hole.\
I presently work with a guy named Richard Gaybun

LOL had to say it to understand it but that's a good one. Dick Trickle's a good one too. :1orglaugh

Given how many people are last name Cox, there's gotta be a bunch of Harry Cox around.

LOL @ Stu Pidass and Willie Stroker haha

Some norwegian military men went to USA for some excercise.. It was lt. Ås (mean "hill") and lt. Sørås (neans south hill), perfectly normal norwegian names. When called for on the speaker system at the aiport they had now become Mr. Ass and Mr. Soarass!