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bausch 05-15-2009 03:01 AM

Eva Longoria's bottom teeth
 
Has anyone ever noticed how crooked her bottom teeth are? I'm not saying she's unattractive or anything, it's just something I noticed since I watch Desperate Housewives often on a HD tv... and also from looking at high resolution candid shots of her...

I'm surprised she didnt have them fixed because usually celebs have perfect teeth. God knows she has the money to... It's rare to find a celeb who won't fix their teeth...

http://i41.tinypic.com/jsg7bq.jpg[/IMG]

Roald 05-15-2009 03:03 AM

...........ok

topshemales 05-15-2009 03:21 AM

bottom teeth are fucked

XX_RydeR 05-15-2009 03:24 AM

Id still let her suck it :)

Chosen 05-15-2009 03:49 AM

Pretty weird...

pimpware 05-15-2009 03:58 AM

too much blowjobs ?

Zorgman 05-15-2009 04:02 AM

Would you still stick your cock it her mouth?
Then, who cares. :)

bausch 05-15-2009 04:14 AM

Here's another pic where you can see it but not as good

http://i41.tinypic.com/33ndsad.jpg

I only noticed because it's very unusual for stars, especially in the U.S to not have fixed their teeth... Usually stars fix everything that's not perfect.. and she's a big star.

Upper teeth look ok. Usually the bottom teeth would not be noticeable if it werent for the high resolution candid pics we get today, they are huge and capture every single pore, ever single hair, every speck of dust, every flaw...

Either way she is hugely successful.. it's just something i noticed...

I guess she just doesn't care. I mean she makes $200,00 per episode so obviously she can fix anything she wants.. Just strange that she wouldn't...

polish_aristocrat 05-15-2009 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15855969)
Here's another pic where you can see it but not as good

http://i41.tinypic.com/33ndsad.jpg

I only noticed because it's very unusual for stars, especially in the U.S to not have fixed their teeth... Usually stars fix everything that's not perfect.. and she's a big star.

Upper teeth look ok. Usually the bottom teeth would not be noticeable if it werent for the high resolution candid pics we get today, they are huge and capture every single pore, ever single hair, every speck of dust, every flaw...

Either way she is hugely successful.. it's just something i noticed...

I guess she just doesn't care. I mean she makes $200,00 per episode so obviously she can fix anything she wants.. Just strange that she wouldn't...

fixing these teeth would require wearing braces for 1.5 years or so...

it's actually much easier to do plastic surgery than deal with fixing teeth

bausch 05-15-2009 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15855975)
fixing these teeth would require wearing braces for 1.5 years or so...

it's actually much easier to do plastic surgery than deal with fixing teeth

She can wear lingual braces which go behind the teeth and that way no one can see them. Thats what Miley Cyrus did. Obviously Eva Longoria is not a candidate for invisalign since that only fixes more minor problems.

Tom Cruise used to wear braces when he was 39 and wore them for a year

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,212774,00.html

StaceyJo 05-15-2009 04:49 AM

She should have fixed it.

StuartD 05-15-2009 04:52 AM

bah, makes her more real and she's just as attractive.
We demand too much perfection from these people.

The Dawg 05-15-2009 04:55 AM

Maybe she thinks it gives her 'character'. Her teeth arent half as bad as some of those news anchor guys Ive seen. Their teeth look like a fused sculpture of the rocky mountains made out of oatmeal. :Oh crap

bausch 05-15-2009 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dawg (Post 15856041)
Maybe she thinks it gives her 'character'. Her teeth arent half as bad as some of those news anchor guys Ive seen. Their teeth look like a fused sculpture of the rocky mountains made out of oatmeal. :Oh crap

What country are you from? Where I live all the news anchors have blindingly white teeth...
Probably some have veneers and some don't but their super duper white. Never saw one news anchor with any less...

fris 05-15-2009 05:14 AM

bottom teeth 4 lyfe!

http://littlelady.ca/pics/30.jpg

kmanrox 05-15-2009 05:27 AM

i'd let her work magic with her black and decker pecker wrecker any day!

Spunky 05-15-2009 05:47 AM

I'll look past her little flaw

mrshine 05-15-2009 05:50 AM

No one is perfect! I still hit her hard :D!

Vicious_B 05-15-2009 05:57 AM

Her top teeth are perfect and her bottom teeth are really not that bad. She may have at one time had braces and the teeth didn't stay after she got them off. I had that happen to me and had to get a permanent retainer cemented to the back of my teeth.
Besides she is beatiful and that makes her only seem more real, like Sandra Bullocks scar.

bausch 05-15-2009 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dawg (Post 15856041)
Maybe she thinks it gives her 'character'. Her teeth arent half as bad as some of those news anchor guys Ive seen. Their teeth look like a fused sculpture of the rocky mountains made out of oatmeal. :Oh crap

Actually I wouldnt be surprised if it was a requirement for news anchors here to have perfect blindingly white teeth here, its probably written into their job contracts. if their teeth arent perfect im pretty sure the news stations require them to fix it and the news networks would pay for it. The local news here gets broadcasted here from Los Angeles and i've never seen less than perfect teeth.

bronco67 05-15-2009 06:20 AM

I don't see too many people that have straight bottom teeth.

As I run my tongue over mine now, it feels pretty crooked. But the top row is perfect and glistening pearly white.

bausch 05-15-2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 15856257)
I don't see too many people that have straight bottom teeth.

As I run my tongue over mine now, it feels pretty crooked. But the top row is perfect and glistening pearly white.

What country are you from?
Most U.S celebs do... its customary for all kids to get braces here nowadays so most people do have perfect straight teeth...

of course there are some countries where people dont care as much... U.S is more superficial about things like straight teeth and teeth whitening.. I notice other countries like the U.K for example don't care and over there anyone can get free braces but they just don't care to... they just don't care about teeth like americans are..

bmchunu 05-15-2009 06:31 AM

she's FINE just the way she is

seeandsee 05-15-2009 06:32 AM

i am more horny now!

polish_aristocrat 05-15-2009 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15855989)
She can wear lingual braces which go behind the teeth and that way no one can see them.

I heard they can affect speech...

Verbal 05-15-2009 06:34 AM

You guys seriously have nothing better to worry about? Don't blame the "tubes" when you're not making money.

pornguy 05-15-2009 06:46 AM

So you would not be seen in public with her??

bronco67 05-15-2009 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15856280)
What country are you from?
Most U.S celebs do... its customary for all kids to get braces here nowadays so most people do have perfect straight teeth...

of course there are some countries where people dont care as much... U.S is more superficial about things like straight teeth and teeth whitening.. I notice other countries like the U.K for example don't care and over there anyone can get free braces but they just don't care to... they just don't care about teeth like americans are..

I'm American. But I didn't grow up with parents who could afford to straighten my bottom teeth. But do I care? Not really. How often do your bottom teeth get exposed anyways? My tops are perfect naturally, and when I blind everyone in the room with with my million watt smile the last thing the hypnotized victims are saying is "gee, I wonder if his bottom teeth looks like cemetery."

bausch 05-15-2009 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 15856357)
I'm American. But I didn't grow up with parents who could afford to straighten my bottom teeth. But do I care? Not really. How often do your bottom teeth get exposed anyways? My tops are perfect naturally, and when I blind everyone in the room with with my million watt smile the last thing the hypnotized victims are saying is "gee, I wonder if his bottom teeth looks like cemetery."

That's true.. no one would notice your bottoms, it doesnt really make a difference.. unfortunately its different for Eva Longoria because she's a star and the thing with high resolution candid photos of celebs we can now see everything, every motion.. like if she laughs and opens her mouth the camera will probably get 50 frames of that... Pics are huge now and you can see every single pore... there's probably 50 cameras taking a ton of pics of her per minute, it will catch everything...

Actually i never noticed she had crooked teeth at all. I always thought she was flawless until i was looking at the picture above in super high resolution and it was then that i noticed it...

it doesnt matter that much for normal people but celebs are scrutinized very closely.... they are held up to a different standard

Cradle 05-15-2009 07:14 AM

i'd still boink her

bronco67 05-15-2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15856392)
That's true.. no one would notice your bottoms, it doesnt really make a difference.. unfortunately its different for Eva Longoria because she's a star and the thing with high resolution candid photos of celebs we can now see everything, every motion.. like if she laughs and opens her mouth the camera will probably get 50 frames of that... Pics are huge now and you can see every single pore... there's probably 50 cameras taking a ton of pics of her per minute, it will catch everything...

Actually i never noticed she had crooked teeth at all. I always thought she was flawless until i was looking at the picture above in super high resolution and it was then that i noticed it...

it doesnt matter that much for normal people but celebs are scrutinized very closely.... they are held up to a different standard

Every time I've seen a "hot" celeb girl in person, I'm underwhelmed. You can take a random ride on the 6 line in NYC, and see a girl(or many) that look impossibly beautiful, and they aren't airbrushed.

Shit, there's a 19 year old girl who works down the block in the Dunkin Donuts that I'd fuck before Eva Longoria, or even Jessica Alba.

u-Bob 05-15-2009 07:18 AM

nothing wrong with that.

DonX 05-15-2009 07:21 AM

:Oh crap:Oh crap

brassmonkey 05-15-2009 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmchunu (Post 15856286)
she's FINE just the way she is

yep shes hot

Neon Dollars Daniel 05-15-2009 07:27 AM

I heard she had some English heritage and now we have the proof.

CaptainHowdy 05-15-2009 07:34 AM

I don't mind...

mineistaken 05-15-2009 07:38 AM

she is still attractive :)

V_RocKs 05-15-2009 07:46 AM

Fix it bitch! No acting like a pussy... just fix the fucking teeth!

BobG 05-15-2009 10:07 AM

Looks like she's had the top row done already. Sometimes they have to do it like that, one row at a time. The bottoms will be fixed soon, don't worry.

DrChango 05-15-2009 10:07 AM

invisalign, bitches!

JP-pornshooter 05-15-2009 10:15 AM

i was gonna say perhaps she is english but someone beat me to it..

spunk aside, i dont mind the crooked teeth since i think it is minor but did you notice the bling bling behind those front lower teeth.. looks like a cheap crown or something.

Choopa Phil 05-15-2009 10:16 AM

it gives her some character, messy bottoms FTW..heh. my bottoms are like that now too, couldnt stand wearing retainer

goldflower 05-15-2009 10:51 AM

For me she is still amazing HOT !! :)

John-ACWM 05-15-2009 11:07 AM

Very cool observation but 90% of people won't see that because she is too hot :winkwink:

lazycash 05-15-2009 12:19 PM

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O MARINA 05-15-2009 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15855989)
She can wear lingual braces which go behind the teeth and that way no one can see them. Thats what Miley Cyrus did.

orly? hmmmm

8 Characters 05-15-2009 12:35 PM

Who the anus-raping-hellburger CARES??????????????

webair 05-15-2009 12:36 PM

http://www.all4humor.com/images/file...ng%20Teeth.jpg

Manowar 05-15-2009 12:37 PM

she'd still get it

Walrus 05-15-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15855989)
She can wear lingual braces which go behind the teeth and that way no one can see them. Thats what Miley Cyrus did. Obviously Eva Longoria is not a candidate for invisalign since that only fixes more minor problems.

Tom Cruise used to wear braces when he was 39 and wore them for a year

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,212774,00.html

I remember that.


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