Can free Viagra ease the pain of the recession?
 

This way you can still be happy in Bed...

Losing a job can be a sickeningly stressful experience. Fortunately, you can keep taking your medicine.

Pfizer, one of the world's largest biopharmaceutical companies, launched a program Thursday providing medications free of charge to unemployed, uninsured Americans for up to a year. The initiative, called the Medicines Assistance for Those who Are In Need (MAINTAIN) program, enables Americans who have lost their jobs and health insurance this year to keep taking 70 of Pfizer's most common brand-name medications, including cholesterol-drug Lipitor, arthritis medication Celebrex and impotence treatment Viagra.
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its because now these people are addicted to viagra, as most men become, and you only get the free viagra if youve been on it for 3 months, which means if you stopped taking it, you will suffer psych addictions as most men report from viagra. doctors have written about viagra withdrawl since its conception.

i think this is to cover the "addiction" news that would come from these people being denied viagra after being taking it for so long.

you cant just stop taking viagra, people build up dependency on things like that, and its been written about so much, that news like this only reaffirms it. while it may not be physically addictive, it causes addiction like symtoms in most of its patients

more kids!

see you left out requirements:

To be eligible, Pfizer customers must:

* Have lost their job since Jan. 1, 2009.
* Have been taking a Pfizer medication for at least three months prior to becoming unemployed and enrolling in the program.
* Lack prescription drug coverage.
* Attest to financial hardship.

if you been taking viagra for 3 months, most cant just stop. these are performance/anxiety based medications/// So to cover their ass they are giving it away. lol

What they say is:

Since someone fucked up the economy.
Since politicians keep fucking up the people
Since the world is fucked up

You can fuck too

That's great news. I heard about it, early this morning.

Who cares about the recession all that matters is that the wife won't be nagging you to get a job, and it's for one year.

"Today Pfizer offered America Viagra. Free! For a year!"

Pfizer, I'm so glad I sold your stock!

yeah great news lol