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DWB 05-16-2009 06:11 PM

I'm loopy on Ambien. Ask me anything until I pass out.
 
Countdown is on until I drop hard for 8 hours. Ask me anything you want, anything, and I'll answer it honestly. Fuck it.

hypedough 05-16-2009 06:13 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

DWB 05-16-2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15860492)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would depend on what part of the world the wood chuck was from. Some are known to have a harder beak than others. For example, the North American wood chuck can't chuck as much as say the Norwegian wood chuck.

I need more details.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:16 PM

Fuck I'm going fast.

CaptainHowdy 05-16-2009 06:16 PM

I need $ 50 on epass... will you do it?

DWB 05-16-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15860498)
I need $ 50 on epass... will you do it?

If I used epass personally, sure. But I don't. :Oh crap

I hate epass to be honest with you. I mean really, what a pain in the ass they are. We have a business account and I wish we didn't have to.

I think Micheal is the glue holding them together.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:21 PM

Maybe 1 or 2 more... make them count, I'm fighting it.

brand0n 05-16-2009 06:21 PM

how many fingers am i holding up?

Robbie 05-16-2009 06:22 PM

Are you gonna come to webmaster access in L.A.? And/or will you be coming to XBiz in Vegas?

CaptainHowdy 05-16-2009 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860500)
If I used epass personally, sure. But I don't. :Oh crap

I hate epass to be honest with you. I mean really, what a pain in the ass they are. We have a business account and I wish we didn't have to.

I think Micheal is the glue holding them together.

I love you... goodnight.

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$5 submissions 05-16-2009 06:23 PM

Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

DWB 05-16-2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 15860507)
how many fingers am i holding up?

3 :thumbsup

After Shock Media 05-16-2009 06:23 PM

Last years gross and profit for your adult business please in numbers.

After Shock Media 05-16-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15860512)
Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

Uh not always.
I use it often. I also will mix it with others on occassion to.

mikeyddddd 05-16-2009 06:24 PM


DWB 05-16-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 15860509)
Are you gonna come to webmaster access in L.A.? And/or will you be coming to XBiz in Vegas?

Sorry brotha, I'm on Asia lock down for the next year I think. If anything changes, I'll let you know.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15860512)
Is it true that unlike other sleeping aids, Ambien doesn't make you groggy in the morning?

It's true! I wake up feeling like a million bucks. No groggy.

In the PI I'm sure there is a generic version of it. Just look for the generic name and someone will have it. In Thailand it's called Stilnox.

pigman 05-16-2009 06:25 PM

How do you get away with making porn in Thailand?

420 05-16-2009 06:31 PM

Have you heard a song by Eminem called "hello"?

DWB 05-16-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman (Post 15860525)
How do you get away with making porn in Thailand?

I spent 10 years learning their system and then figured out how to work within that system. :2 cents:

Owner 05-16-2009 06:32 PM

I want those pics from the shoot where that tranny shit all over the couch

DWB 05-16-2009 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15860533)
Have you heard a song by Eminem called "hello"?

Nope. But I like some of his stuff when he's not being silly.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15860520)

I'm gooood fellow ball sniffer. I'm just sitting around sniffin balls. And you?

mikeyddddd 05-16-2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860537)
I'm gooood fellow ball sniffer. I'm just sitting around sniffin balls. And you?


420 05-16-2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860536)
Nope. But I like some of his stuff when he's not being silly.

Its from the new album. I think this could be the best verse ever.

Quote:

I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house.
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Just the necklace I lost, right next to stephanie's blouse.
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out.
Nope, guess I'll reroute.
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch.
oh, jackpot, yeah!
Open Sesame mouth.
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it...

pigman 05-16-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860534)
I spent 10 years learning their system and then figured out how to work within that system. :2 cents:

Is it legal?

DWB 05-16-2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15860515)
Last years gross and profit for your adult business please in numbers.

Technically speaking, I don't own anything and only make a modest salary. So I don't know what those numbers would be, but I heard they were very good.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman (Post 15860544)
Is it legal?

Depends on who's doing it. :2 cents:

DWB 05-16-2009 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 15860535)
I want those pics from the shoot where that tranny shit all over the couch

Dude I love the blodder avatar. Bad ass. We made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle blodder in high school.

Why do you want those pics? Give me a real reason and I just may give them to you.

DWB 05-16-2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15860543)
Its from the new album. I think this could be the best verse ever.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

bausch 05-16-2009 06:45 PM

Are whores better in bed than civilians and if so how?

Have u ever been fucked in the ass by a tranny? If so did his cock reach your prostrate and did you milk? Are you able to milk yourself to orgasm?

Ever gave a tranny a piss enema where you piss in their asshole?

Ever tried fisting? If so how was it?

Will u lick the asshole of a tranny hooker?

Inquiring minds want to know...

After Shock Media 05-16-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860549)
Technically speaking, I don't own anything and only make a modest salary. So I don't know what those numbers would be, but I heard they were very good.

Then technically we do the same.

Owner 05-16-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860556)
Why do you want those pics? Give me a real reason and I just may give them to you.

lol you teased them, then said we couldnt handle them..saying it was too gross

You have a crazy life someone should at least do an hour and a half documentary on HBO on :pimp

treapnotic 05-16-2009 06:55 PM

Wow just wow :)

pigman 05-16-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15860552)
Depends on who's doing it. :2 cents:

Guru please teach me.

DWB 05-17-2009 07:28 AM

I'm wide awake now from a wonderful sleep, but I'll finish these off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15860560)
Are whores better in bed than civilians and if so how?

It depends on what I want at the moment. Sometimes a filthy whore is exactly what I'm looking for and sometimes I would rather just cuddle with my gf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15860560)
Have u ever been fucked in the ass by a tranny? If so did his cock reach your prostrate and did you milk? Are you able to milk yourself to orgasm?

No.

No.

I had a gf once that could stick her finger up my ass and without touching my cock, could make me cum. It was amazing. I should have married that cunt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15860560)
Ever gave a tranny a piss enema where you piss in their asshole?

Actually, yes I have.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15860560)
Ever tried fisting? If so how was it?

I have never been fisted as I like nothing more than 1 finger up my butt. But I have fisted a few girls. It is what it is. I didn't get sexual satisfaction from it, I just want to see if I could do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15860560)
Will u lick the asshole of a tranny hooker?

Have I, no. Would I... is yet to be determined.

DWB 05-17-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 15860574)
lol you teased them, then said we couldnt handle them..saying it was too gross

Anything that has to do with poo is just nasty.

DWB 05-17-2009 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman (Post 15860585)
please teach me.

If I taught you, we would both get caught. :1orglaugh

Honestly, it's no mystery how to shoot there. Just don't take unneeded risks, don't piss anyone off and make sure your models leave happy. If you do one of those three, sooner or later your d-day will come but it will usually just be a pay off. The guys who have done all three usually make the news and can no longer live, work or play here without everyone knowing who they are, bringing yet more heat on them.

bausch 05-17-2009 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15861458)
I'm wide awake now from a wonderful sleep, but I'll finish these off.



It depends on what I want at the moment. Sometimes a filthy whore is exactly what I'm looking for and sometimes I would rather just cuddle with my gf.

Thanks for answering

i meant technically, arent whores better in bed when it comes to technique and skills? I am thinking they would because they have more experienced and they are professional. they do it for a living so they should be better at it than the average person. Maybe a normal person would not have the sexual skills of a whore.

slapass 05-17-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15861479)
Thanks for answering

i meant technically, arent whores better in bed when it comes to technique and skills? I am thinking they would because they have more experienced and they are professional. they do it for a living so they should be better at it than the average person. Maybe a normal person would not have the sexual skills of a whore.

I think that real desire is hard to fake so the answer is .. it depends.


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