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NoComments 05-17-2009 06:41 PM

Playboy found guilty!
 
Fellow GFYers, can you do the guy a small favor?

First, please accept my apologies for inducing you to read this message by putting the word PLAYBOY in the subject line (to the extent you were induced by such a title). My true purpose in making this post is to ask a small favor of you -- for a good cause I should add. Here's the deal.

My ex-wife Colleen, with whom I am on very good terms, runs a restaurant in Cape Charles Va,, and there is some sort of local contest for best business -- or whatever. As a small favor to me, I ask you to go to the following website and vote for Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA

http://www.shoreaid.com/finalists.php

For those of you who are concerned about "stuffing the ballot box", please know that the present second place business (Gull Hummock Gourmet Market) is not open yet, nor has any work been done on the shell of the building -- not a brush of paint. It is obvious that they have a minion of evil-doers voting for them.

You can vote only once (they track IP addresses) but each vote counts. Moreover, as you will see by the total number of votes cast, 25-30 votes could swing the deal.

Thanks,

John

PS For those of you who are concerned that this post is a bit "off track", I apologize. I will note however, that Colleen has tried to bring some style and sensibility to an otherwise culturally barren area (my apologies to those residents of the Eastern Shore who think otherwise). This style and sensibility includes an appreciation for wine, as difficult as that can be to cultivate given Virginia's anachronistic regulations. Think of this as a call to arms for "Truth, Justice, and the Vino Way" (to borrow a phrase)

JaneB 05-17-2009 06:47 PM

Just voted

WarChild 05-17-2009 06:47 PM

Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!

CyberHustler 05-17-2009 06:47 PM

:Oh crap

mmcfadden 05-17-2009 06:47 PM

I voted... you can buy me a bear at that pub one day ;)

Jman 05-17-2009 06:50 PM

Wait... Your name ain't John ;-)

BTW I voted for Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA

Nice porn movie name.

mikeyddddd 05-17-2009 06:53 PM


NoComments 05-17-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15862716)
Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!


please remind me to wear condom when I fuck you in the ass the next time.

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:05 PM

Maybe I should vote from each of the 200+ proxies that I own

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:10 PM

1633 right now... watch this shit

HorseShit 05-17-2009 07:10 PM

I voted for everyone but the one you wanted multiple times, then I sent them this thread url to disqualify

Brujah 05-17-2009 07:11 PM

Done. Good luck!

Vote for 1 of the Top 5 Finalists
Eastern Shore Adventure Sports : Weirwood, VA 463 (11.77%)
Gull Hummock Gourmet Market : Cape Charles, VA 1799 (45.74%)
Eastern Shore Staffing : Nassawadox, VA 26 (0.66%)
Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA 1632 (41.5%)
Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA 13 (0.33%)

Total votes: 3933

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15862760)
Maybe I should vote from each of the 200+ proxies that I own


If the girl wins, I'll paypal you $69 TIA!,
Serge

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:16 PM

Say no to drugs and alcohol.
Voted for Eclectic Wonders.

HorseShit 05-17-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862780)
If the girl wins, I'll paypal you $69 TIA!,
Serge

she won't win now, she'll be disqualified

SBJ 05-17-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15862738)

haha nice! :1orglaugh

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15862786)
she won't win now, she'll be disqualified

and you will be castrated, somebody will win, wold needs no more motherfuckers.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15862716)
Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:23 PM

Voted for Eclectic Wonders 2 times.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:26 PM

I just emailed them about this topic. Please do the same here:
http://shoreaid.com/contact.php

fuzebox 05-17-2009 07:26 PM

Err... your name is John?

Spunky 05-17-2009 07:27 PM

Consider it done

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15862799)
Err... your name is John?


My name is "I'll fuck you on the first date" you seem to be interested...fuckin' perv!

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:33 PM

voted for Eclectic Wonders one more time.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:35 PM

John, pay no attention to samil, he is a fuckin' nobody. Probably some jerk-off form 3rd world countries. Your ex will win.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862812)
John, pay no attention to samil, he is a fuckin' nobody. Probably some jerk-off form 3rd world countries. Your ex will win.

Fuck you noob.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:37 PM

to fuck me you have to have a cock. Your slightly overgrown clit doesn't qualify.

TurboAngel 05-17-2009 07:38 PM

So hows your son doing?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862817)
to fuck me you have to have a cock. Your slightly overgrown clit doesn't qualify.

Thats not what you said last time I fucked you in the ass.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15862818)
So hows your son doing?

Is my real name Sam?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15862818)
So hows your son doing?

He is gay just like his father.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15862820)
Thats not what you said last time I fucked you in the ass.


the last time you shaved my ass with your sharp tongue. You can do it again any time. Brush your teeth though, I am squeamish.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862825)
the last time you shaved my ass with your sharp tongue. You can do it again any time. Brush your teeth though, I am squeamish.

That ass is so big I can park my car in there. It wasn't tongue. It was your mothers haity chin.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15862824)
He is gay just like his father.

A worried young man from Stamboul
founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:43 PM

I voted for you 207 times. Of course some fucking prick was doing the same thing for that other restaurant. Probably some fucking prick from here.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15862828)
That ass is so big I can park my car in there.

There once was a man from Tasse
who's balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather,
they smacked together
and a lightning bolt shot out his ass.

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15862831)
I voted for you 207 times. Of course some fucking prick was doing the same thing for that other restaurant. Probably some fucking prick from here.

ty, man! Naaahhh, the opposition has proxy to their disposal too
;(

But..if the gal wins, as I promised, I'll paypal you $69.

send me your paypal e-mail to [email protected]

TurboAngel 05-17-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862821)
Is my real name Sam?

I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 15862832)
There once was a man from Tasse
who's balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather,
they smacked together
and a lightning bolt shot out his ass.

There once was a man from Nutucket
Whose cock was so long even you could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from your chin
If your ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15862840)
There once was a man from Nutucket
Whose cock was so long even you could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from your chin
If your ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!

There once was a black guy
he fucked your mom
now, look at you
there goes the neighborhood

Dvae 05-17-2009 07:50 PM

I'll need to see a pic of your ex-wife before I can vote for her.

If you can't provide one I'll have to vote for anybody but her, especially being you titled the thread with a misleading title.

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15862839)
I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.

I think that guy was called 'NoCarrier'

TurboAngel 05-17-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15862849)
I think that guy was called 'NoCarrier'

Ok you're right, sorry!

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15862839)
I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.


no, I have a sick dick and everybody donated money for the dick enhancement surgery.

Mr Pheer 05-17-2009 07:56 PM

NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner :)

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 15862846)
I'll need to see a pic of your ex-wife before I can vote for her.

If you can't provide one I'll have to vote for anybody but her, especially being you titled the thread with a misleading title.


she is in the middle




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hEP_-fgfe3...it_10Nov06.jpg

Nicky 05-17-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15862839)
I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.

Wrong person lol

NoComments 05-17-2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15862856)
NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner :)


shhhhhhhh.....I don't want voters to think that all of them get compensated this time...only those who send 50+ votes will see the fat check, everybody else will the the copy of it.

Scott says hello, BTW, he been out of prison for some time now :)

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-17-2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15862856)
NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner :)

How many blowjobs did you give him?

LiveDose 05-17-2009 08:03 PM

This thread is funnaaay...


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