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Playboy found guilty!
Fellow GFYers, can you do the guy a small favor?
First, please accept my apologies for inducing you to read this message by putting the word PLAYBOY in the subject line (to the extent you were induced by such a title). My true purpose in making this post is to ask a small favor of you -- for a good cause I should add. Here's the deal. My ex-wife Colleen, with whom I am on very good terms, runs a restaurant in Cape Charles Va,, and there is some sort of local contest for best business -- or whatever. As a small favor to me, I ask you to go to the following website and vote for Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA http://www.shoreaid.com/finalists.php For those of you who are concerned about "stuffing the ballot box", please know that the present second place business (Gull Hummock Gourmet Market) is not open yet, nor has any work been done on the shell of the building -- not a brush of paint. It is obvious that they have a minion of evil-doers voting for them. You can vote only once (they track IP addresses) but each vote counts. Moreover, as you will see by the total number of votes cast, 25-30 votes could swing the deal. Thanks, John PS For those of you who are concerned that this post is a bit "off track", I apologize. I will note however, that Colleen has tried to bring some style and sensibility to an otherwise culturally barren area (my apologies to those residents of the Eastern Shore who think otherwise). This style and sensibility includes an appreciation for wine, as difficult as that can be to cultivate given Virginia's anachronistic regulations. Think of this as a call to arms for "Truth, Justice, and the Vino Way" (to borrow a phrase) |
Just voted
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Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!
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:Oh crap
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I voted... you can buy me a bear at that pub one day ;)
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Wait... Your name ain't John ;-)
BTW I voted for Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA Nice porn movie name. |
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please remind me to wear condom when I fuck you in the ass the next time. |
Maybe I should vote from each of the 200+ proxies that I own
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1633 right now... watch this shit
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I voted for everyone but the one you wanted multiple times, then I sent them this thread url to disqualify
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Done. Good luck!
Vote for 1 of the Top 5 Finalists Eastern Shore Adventure Sports : Weirwood, VA 463 (11.77%) Gull Hummock Gourmet Market : Cape Charles, VA 1799 (45.74%) Eastern Shore Staffing : Nassawadox, VA 26 (0.66%) Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA 1632 (41.5%) Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA 13 (0.33%) Total votes: 3933 |
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If the girl wins, I'll paypal you $69 TIA!, Serge |
Say no to drugs and alcohol.
Voted for Eclectic Wonders. |
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Voted for Eclectic Wonders 2 times.
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I just emailed them about this topic. Please do the same here:
http://shoreaid.com/contact.php |
Err... your name is John?
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Consider it done
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My name is "I'll fuck you on the first date" you seem to be interested...fuckin' perv! |
voted for Eclectic Wonders one more time.
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John, pay no attention to samil, he is a fuckin' nobody. Probably some jerk-off form 3rd world countries. Your ex will win.
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to fuck me you have to have a cock. Your slightly overgrown clit doesn't qualify.
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So hows your son doing?
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the last time you shaved my ass with your sharp tongue. You can do it again any time. Brush your teeth though, I am squeamish. |
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founds lots of red spots on his tool. Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!" |
I voted for you 207 times. Of course some fucking prick was doing the same thing for that other restaurant. Probably some fucking prick from here.
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who's balls were made of brass. In stormy weather, they smacked together and a lightning bolt shot out his ass. |
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;( But..if the gal wins, as I promised, I'll paypal you $69. send me your paypal e-mail to [email protected] |
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Whose cock was so long even you could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from your chin If your ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! |
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he fucked your mom now, look at you there goes the neighborhood |
I'll need to see a pic of your ex-wife before I can vote for her.
If you can't provide one I'll have to vote for anybody but her, especially being you titled the thread with a misleading title. |
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no, I have a sick dick and everybody donated money for the dick enhancement surgery. |
NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner :)
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she is in the middle http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hEP_-fgfe3...it_10Nov06.jpg |
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shhhhhhhh.....I don't want voters to think that all of them get compensated this time...only those who send 50+ votes will see the fat check, everybody else will the the copy of it. Scott says hello, BTW, he been out of prison for some time now :) |
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This thread is funnaaay...
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