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The Duck 05-22-2009 05:14 AM

Best way to remove a splinter in your finger?
 
I have this tiny splinter in my finger which will not come out when I dig with a needle, its lodged in there pretty good. Any good advise how I could get it out?

Roald 05-22-2009 05:15 AM

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CurrentlySober 05-22-2009 05:17 AM

Use lots of POO... It willl 'SLIP' out !

Antonio 05-22-2009 05:34 AM

themost efficient splinter remover

http://www.fallingpixel.com/products...-grenade-2.jpg

Spunky 05-22-2009 05:36 AM

Amputation is the only answer

PurrrsianPussyKat 05-22-2009 05:38 AM

Get some of this.. It's called black salve.
http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

JayDeeZee 05-22-2009 05:51 AM

Soak your finger in water for 10 mins until your skin loosens up then try the needle again

Jack Sparrow 05-22-2009 08:08 AM

Cut your finger off?

Got Porn? 05-22-2009 08:15 AM

Splinter Out works great.

http://www.amazon.com/SPLINTER-OUT-R.../dp/B0006G2XVW

justinsain 05-22-2009 08:20 AM

Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

Choopa Phil 05-22-2009 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15879452)
Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

and lose all your friends, family members and dignity along the way...i think not lol.
if that really works thats pretty cool, i was just messin' around

Tom_PM 05-22-2009 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15878811)
Get some of this.. It's called black salve.
http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

My grandmother used to make her own black salve. It really does work like magic.

justinsain 05-22-2009 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil (Post 15879488)
and lose all your friends, family members and dignity along the way...i think not lol.
if that really works thats pretty cool, i was just messin' around

It's called a Bread Poultice.

My Mom used to do it to get out my splinters when I was a little kid. The important part was it was painless but it was also kinda fun to go through the process and then see the splinter magically appear. Great way to get splinters out for a kid.

These days when I get a splinter I just dig it out with my Rambo knife.

Babaganoosh 05-22-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Got Porn? (Post 15879426)

Those are awesome. I always have some on hand. :thumbsup

LeRoy 05-22-2009 09:16 AM

I just dig it out with a needle.

MrHits 05-22-2009 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15879452)
Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.


People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

Does that seriously work?

justinsain 05-22-2009 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrHits (Post 15879666)
People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

Does that seriously work?

Google Bread Poultice

Dvae 05-22-2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 15878762)
I have this tiny splinter in my finger which will not come out when I dig with a needle, its lodged in there pretty good. Any good advise how I could get it out?

Leave it alone. Yes it will be painful for a day or two but after that it will develop what looks like a blister around it. Wait a few more days and it will basically come out by itself.

PornstarXS 05-22-2009 10:21 PM

Here's my solution (i'm kinda like Simon, i like to do drawrings)

http://thepornbaron.com/cartoons/splinterproblem.jpg

The Duck 05-23-2009 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 15881948)
Here's my solution (i'm kinda like Simon, i like to do drawrings)

http://thepornbaron.com/cartoons/splinterproblem.jpg

What a great pic. :1orglaugh

jerryb 05-23-2009 04:18 AM

If ANY part of the splinter is showing just put a drop of super glue on the spot. Let dry, then peel the superglue off. Have done it many times for my grandchildren and myself. Works MOST of the time.

u r welcome

georgeyw 05-23-2009 04:29 AM

Get a candle and drip the hot wax onto the place where the splinter is, the heat will draw it out.

IllTestYourGirls 05-23-2009 06:04 AM

Is it pressure treated? If so go to the hospital you can die if it stays in long. If not the soak your finger in water thing.

mule 05-23-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrHits (Post 15879666)
People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

steak?
lol
rare please

gmr324 05-23-2009 01:58 PM

I always have luck with tweezers. I don't know about that superglue or wax solution. Seems like it would rip off more skin than necessary. But, if it works for grandma, I guess you can't go wrong.

Marquis85 05-23-2009 02:10 PM

i second the tweezers option. works for me.


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