A friend of mine broke her hip having sex.
 

This has to suck, but I still laughed pretty hard when I heard this today. These two friends of mine that are married were home yesterday. Their kids were all gone for the day and they finally had the house to themselves. They were out in the garage cleaning it and organizing it when they decided to get a little wild and bang. So they get naked, he lifts her up on these totes and they start going at it. In the heat of things he accidentally kicks the bottom of the tote and it slides out from under her. She goes crashing into the concrete with him on top of her and she lands right on her hip. They were both a little stunned and bruised but laughed it off and actually finished up there on the floor.

So last night she said her hip was really hurting. It hurt worse today. She went to the doctor and got an x-ray and it looks like she has a very minor fracture of the hip. She has to get an MRI tomorrow to make sure nothing is torn. As long as there is no ligament/tendon damage she won't have to have surgery, but she will be laid up for a while.

So she is in pain, but that doesn't make it any less funny. This is something I plan to give them both shit about for many years to come.

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Are they 50? or is he big?

that has got to suck...

no more garage sex :winkwink:

now thats rough sex shag baby:1orglaugh

They are both mid 30's and average as far as size goes. I would say neither is more than maybe 10 lbs over weight. He is a tall, bigger guy, about 6'3" and about 220.

They said they way they fell they hit with all the impact right on her hip. I told them they were lucky she didn't shatter it and they had to call 911. He is a cop in that town and having to have his wife go to the hospital via ambulance because of a sex accident would have meant he would never hear the end of it from anyone in the city.

pretty fucked up yet funny...

Damn that sucks. Another argument for blowjobs.

one of my best friends was an ER doctor for years - there is NOTHING that people who've worked in a big city ER for awhile haven't seen before no matter how ridiculous or perverted.

I once dated a girl that worked in a North Hollywood ER. she told me some pretty fucked up stories.

That is some funny funny shit.

Atleast they had fun..

ouch... but damn funny.....

well, I had a model breaking a leg when we were making a scene, the idiot was fucking and stepped on some lube, went down, broke his leg and got his head badly hurt. The chick fell over him and couldn't stop laughing like the idiot she was. At the time, I didn't know wether to laugh or cry

how old is she? 80 ?

lol.. ouch

hahaha got any footage of that ?

That sucks. I am so accident prone I am surprised I haven't had any sex accidents where I got hurt.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No more bang bang for them!

:1orglaugh my cousin broke his penis a few years back.

She must be a nymph!

Osteopornosis is setting in.

It's no laughing matter but you *could* buy her a walker to lighten the mood.

Thats somne rough sex HEHHEEHEHEHEHEHE

What a naughty cop :)

His friends must be sick of hearing the "how I broke my wifes hip" sex story. But who'm I kidding, if it were me I'd put it on a tshirt. :1orglaugh

if you fall wrong (and on cement), you can fuck your shit up regardless of age or mass. One of my roommates was leaving a judo tournament in NYC a few years ago (took third, cuz he's a bad motherfucker) and was hanging out the side of a car with his trophy when the car got hit on the other side. Now, if you know anything about judo you know you have to be able to take a fall (this guy used to practice on cement as a matter of fact). He got his feet caught so he couldn't take the fall properly and ended up cracking his hip and had to use a wheelchair for a couple of weeks.

I can't even imagine how bad that has to hurt

That is a good idea too.

I was kidding around with them last night telling them that I wanted to take out an add in the local paper that just said, "sorry about your hip, put a safety mat down next time." or something like that.

I could see the shirt though. It could say:" I had sweaty sex in the garage and all I got was this broken hip."