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Lace 06-01-2009 12:28 PM

What kind of snake is this? [pics]
 
Found this guy right below my deck, lying on top of the leaves. Tried to look up what kind of snake it is but the only thing I could find, looks like a Massasauga, a posionious rattler I think. :Oh crap

http://contentshack.com/lace/snake1.jpg
http://contentshack.com/lace/snake2.jpg

Jack Sparrow 06-01-2009 12:31 PM

A dead one i sure hope.
Bump for answers!

brassmonkey 06-01-2009 12:32 PM

gopher snake hmm 1 sec

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-01-2009 12:32 PM

Looks a little bit like a trouser snake in the first photo...

http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-conten...user-snake.jpg

...and a dead snake in the second photo. :Oh crap

ADG

brassmonkey 06-01-2009 12:33 PM

yeah i think thats it

brassmonkey 06-01-2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15914279)
Looks a little bit like a trouser snake in the first photo...

http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-conten...user-snake.jpg

...and a dead snake in the second photo. :Oh crap

ADG

oh hell no snakes in the pants and in the private area:helpme

Lace 06-01-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 15914275)
A dead one i sure hope.
Bump for answers!

Yup, chopped his head off as you can see in the 2nd picture. I don't know a thing about snakes except that I don't want them around my house or my dog.

justinsain 06-01-2009 12:35 PM

Pine snake

Lace 06-01-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15914293)
oh hell no snakes in the pants and in the private area:helpme

Better than snakes on a plane!



Few people said it looks bigger in the picture. The snake was young and maybe 8-11"

polish_aristocrat 06-01-2009 12:37 PM

milk snake?

Quagmire 06-01-2009 12:38 PM

That is a common milk snake. They look like the Massasauga Rattler and even can rattle their tail to scare predators off.



http://www.rom.on.ca/ontario/risk.ph...pe=fact&id=291

justinsain 06-01-2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 15914297)
Yup, chopped his head off as you can see in the 2nd picture. I don't know a thing about snakes except that I don't want them around my house or my dog.

Here's one thing you should know. That snake ate mice and now that he's dead there will be more mice around your house and while the snake only wanted to eat the mice, the mice want to get in your kitchen cabinets and nibble at your food.

collegeboobies 06-01-2009 12:41 PM

snake killer!

Lace 06-01-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15914316)
That is a common milk snake. They look like the Massasauga Rattler and even can rattle their tail to scare predators off.

http://www.rom.on.ca/ontario/risk.ph...pe=fact&id=291

Hmmm...I'll have to look more into them then.


Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15914326)
Here's one thing you should know. That snake ate mice and now that he's dead there will be more mice around your house and while the snake only wanted to eat the mice, the mice want to get in your kitchen cabinets and nibble at your food.

Cat will get the mice :1orglaugh

GatorB 06-01-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15914326)
Here's one thing you should know. That snake ate mice and now that he's dead there will be more mice around your house and while the snake only wanted to eat the mice, the mice want to get in your kitchen cabinets and nibble at your food.

While that might be true that snake would have ate maybe ONE mouse a month maybe 2 mice. Do you have any idea how fast mice breed? A cat would be much bettter mouse controll than a snake.

justinsain 06-01-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15914345)
While that might be true that snake would have ate maybe ONE mouse a month maybe 2 mice. Do you have any idea how fast mice breed? A cat would be much bettter mouse controll than a snake.

The point is it's not a danger to humans unless it's trapped and provoked and by eating mice which are considered pests it serves a useful purpose. Killing a snake is just plain ignorant.

u-Bob 06-01-2009 12:53 PM

:Oh crap:Oh crap

GatorB 06-01-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15914375)
The point is it's not a danger to humans unless it's trapped and provoked and by eating mice which are considered pests it serves a useful purpose. Killing a snake is just plain ignorant.

I agree you shouldn't kill non-dangerous snakes BUT if I'm outside and especially if kids are around and I see a snake and I'm not sure then I'm killing it.

brassmonkey 06-01-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies (Post 15914330)
snake killer!

:1orglaugh

Quagmire 06-01-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 15914334)
Hmmm...I'll have to look more into them then.

I have them up on the farm. They like hanging out in the rock rows between the horse paddocks. Pretty much harmless as they prefer to hide out in the rocks and catch field mice.

Lace 06-01-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15914401)
I agree you shouldn't kill non-dangerous snakes BUT if I'm outside and especially if kids are around and I see a snake and I'm not sure then I'm killing it.

Exactly. I have no clue what kind of snake it is. I have to get under my deck anyway to fix the lag bolts and I'll be dammed if im crawling under there with snakes living there or having them around my dog - she's stupid enough to try and eat it!

yys 06-01-2009 01:03 PM

It doesn't look like a Massasauga; it doesn't look like it has a rattle or a diamond shaped head from what I can tell.

Good thing as you would have killed an endangered species.

Dejan 06-01-2009 01:06 PM

looks like a dead one :Oh crap

cotsios 06-01-2009 01:07 PM

anaconda

TeenCat 06-01-2009 01:09 PM

i would also not be nice to something that looks dangerous to me or anything living in or near my house. if the snake looks dangerous, kill it for sure, you cannot know how fast it is and what it can do for you. be nice to snake or spider and enjoy death, thats not good for sure ...

MandyBlake 06-01-2009 03:13 PM

eewww a little icky one.

Scott McD 06-01-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 15914263)

Dead snake.... :warning

Daddy Big Nuts 06-01-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15914401)
I agree you shouldn't kill non-dangerous snakes BUT if I'm outside and especially if kids are around and I see a snake and I'm not sure then I'm killing it.

Non-dangerous snakes? Never heard of them. If they wont hurt me...they'll make me hurt myself getting out of their way...

Hawkeye 06-01-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 15914297)
Yup, chopped his head off as you can see in the 2nd picture. I don't know a thing about snakes except that I don't want them around my house or my dog.

You ignorant moron.

who 06-01-2009 04:38 PM

sand snake.

dynastoned 06-01-2009 04:50 PM

rofl fucking snake wasn't even poisonous

Helix 06-01-2009 04:57 PM

You broke the circle of life. The universe is out of balance now and it's all your fault. ;)

Allformyspace 06-01-2009 05:05 PM

Milk snakes are red tone colored. That in the pic is a common Garter snake, we have them all over in Florida. Harmless to humans, but they will fuck with you pets if they get to close.
We keep them off the lawn using the repellent you can buy at Lowes and Home Depot.

justinsain 06-01-2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allformyspace (Post 15915190)
Milk snakes are red tone colored. That in the pic is a common Garter snake, we have them all over in Florida. Harmless to humans, but they will fuck with you pets if they get to close.
We keep them off the lawn using the repellent you can buy at Lowes and Home Depot.

Not a garter. They are green with a few stripes that run the length of the body.

SilentKnight 06-01-2009 05:31 PM

Its either a northern river snake or a water moccasin (dependin' on where you live).

http://lib.oh.us/snake/fact%20pages/...sin_water.html

I shot this one awhile back - its a northern river snake.


http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/skkaq053.jpg

SilentKnight 06-01-2009 05:32 PM

Same snake - on dry land.


http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/skkaq052.jpg

justinsain 06-01-2009 05:43 PM

You can tell by the pattern and the scales that it's not a water moccasin which also have a distinct triangular head.

Compare the pattern of the snake in his picture to this one of a milk snake http://www.umass.edu/nrec/snake_pit/pages/milk.html

Usually a milk snake has more red in it which is why I thought it might be a Pine snake but this looks like a young one and location might have something to do with it as well. A picture of the belly scales and pattern would have been a big help in identifying it.

who 06-01-2009 05:52 PM

It's a fucking sand snake, not dangerous, give it a kiss.

Shey 06-01-2009 08:48 PM

How could anyone be mad for him killing that snake? Unless he's a snake expert (which obviously he isn't) how could he know this was not a dangerous/poisonous snake? I would personally kill first and ask questions later. Same goes for spiders or any other potentially dangerous critter sneaking in my house! :2 cents:

Quagmire 06-06-2009 03:43 PM

Awwwhh... look at the purdy milk snake I caught when I was cleaning out the pool shed.
http://www.fucksakes.net/chops/snake2_june.jpg

Quagmire 06-06-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 15915650)
How could anyone be mad for him killing that snake? Unless he's a snake expert (which obviously he isn't) how could he know this was not a dangerous/poisonous snake? I would personally kill first and ask questions later. Same goes for spiders or any other potentially dangerous critter sneaking in my house! :2 cents:

The only problem with that is the snake it resembles is the Massasauga Rattler, which is listed as an endangered species. And honestly, it doesn't resemble it all that closely.

http://www.rom.on.ca/ontario/images/...tos/ff-101.gif

http://www.rom.on.ca/ontario/risk.ph...pe=fact&id=101

BVF 06-06-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 15915650)
How could anyone be mad for him killing that snake? Unless he's a snake expert (which obviously he isn't) how could he know this was not a dangerous/poisonous snake? I would personally kill first and ask questions later. Same goes for spiders or any other potentially dangerous critter sneaking in my house! :2 cents:

Non-Poisonous snakes usually have round eyes and not the reptile-like pupils of poisonous snakes.

Va2k 06-06-2009 04:14 PM

Fuck that a dead snake is a good snake! They fucking give me nightmares bad ones at that!

Vitasoy 06-06-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15914279)
Looks a little bit like a trouser snake in the first photo...

http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-conten...user-snake.jpg

...and a dead snake in the second photo. :Oh crap

ADG


What the heck :Oh crap


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