Young buck needs a lesson from an old fuck, regarding wedding rings!
 

I was at a shop nearby my hotel today and there was an older woman, probably a good 40, but with an amazing body, tight, and packaged like she was still 18. Unbelievable. Anyways, she was wearing the tight assed yoga pants and I was getting a good eyeful of that ass, when she kind if caught me. I gave her a nice smile, and she was all smiles in return after catching me in an obvious ass gaze. that kind fo smile that raises hope in a man's loins, hah. So I carried on and started thinking, fuck it's be nice to hit that sweet milf ass. Now I sensed at least a slight chance there, but I gotta head back and scope this wedding band/engagement ring situation like an old pro. I'm not used to stepping into this type of territory, it's new ground for me. I mean, I've had a couple old cougars prey on me in the past, but I never actually tried to pluck one from the wild like this. I realize the rings go on the left ring finger, but I've seen it mentioned they are someitmes wore on other fingers, what is the main features so i can spot out a wedding band or engagement ring.

Spread your wisdom experienced old fucks!

How about actually talking to her and asking 'hey, are you married'?

Whip it out and say can you handle this?

that would solve the problems :)

I guess that could work, but for some reason I feel the urge to be a sneaky Russian with this one. Maybe I've built this up to be too much of a mission in my head already. For some reason I figure this is an entirely different ballgame being as she's like twice the age or more of most the girls I've hooked up with.

Why don't you say to her; I was looking to buy a wedding band, but I would rather give you a pearl necklace instead.

Might work, with the right delivery.

Older? 40? I hate you.

Just tell her you have two questions but arent sure which to ask first, so you thought you'd let her pick.. Are you married, do you want to get together.

Jerk. good luck, lol.

that must have been quite the ass if you're jumping to marriage!

You forgot the most crucial part of the statement.

" I was looking to buy a wedding band, but I would rather give you a pearl necklace instead. " "Or Do I Owe you an Apology?"



Works like a charm

Thought this thread was going to be about a fellow Cashvillian getting married. Anyway I'd say if it's not on the ring finger it doesn't matter because she's likely hiding the fact.

Just play her this

yeah If it isn't on the ring finger it doesn't matter.

Just get a screengrab that shows your GFY postcount and show it to her and she is yours!