I was at a strip club getting a lap dance
 

so this stripper was all up in my face with her pussy (thong on) and I caught a wiff of a stanky ass fucking cunt, I let her know and needless to say she stopped dancing for me and told some bouncer guy I touched her :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I haven't been to a strip club in like a year or so.. they just aren't my thing i guess

It was the typical infection smell, yeast/bacterial, was really gross then and I was half drunk so I told her without even giving a shit. :1orglaugh

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You seem to have experience with the typical infection smell.

how so??

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Because you know how the typical infected snatch smells?

lol good point

girls get infections from time to time, happens with all girls, just lame when it's some random bitch in your face trying to turn you on

i wish i didnt read this thread omg i almost need to puke nothing bothers me more then a stank puss.

i dont even know how these chix dont take care of it fucking nasty.

Priceless.

LOL that is strange most strippers make an effort to smell good... At least the ones I know

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Most of the situations when someone is sincere it turns bad.

I know right, it almost made me puke when that dirty slut bag's snatch gagged the shit out of me, i was with this petite blondie afterwords and her cunt was like a bowl of fresh mangos, the dumb honky with the tattoos and stanky cunt is not my type of girl :disgust

yeah, I would be really disappointed if a stripper didn't smell good.

I asked a stripper what she sprays one time because she was the best smelling stripper ever!

Anyhow If anyone else wants to know she dust herself with this smelling glitter from Vitoria secrets :Love spell scented
Then sprays her body with Very sexy
and sprays her clothes with PINK

I got all this the next day and it is the best smell ever!
Thank you! stripper at captain creams.

you are so lucky dude

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wow not good. what was the name of the club?? if your ever in miami gardens area you need to check out tootsies cabaret! the place is amazing!

same thing happened to me in montreal once
nasty

heard good things about it :thumbsup

Miami has a PP too, been there

pp = pink pony?

Finally... A business thread on the first page!

Which one is Justin?

I got a whiff of 'poorly wiped diarrhea ass' from a stripper once - that pretty much ruined my night.

bad day for you :)

oh man that sucks.
i've run into that a couple times......its not fun! lol

fucking nasty :(

i had a stripper tell me not to be a dumb fuck when she started dancing.. i eventually told her to go after she repeated it haha

Dude, suck it up and get back in there...use nose plugs, a gas mask, or even some cotton balls, if you have to...

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Just one piece of advice though - NEVER try to put a dollar worth of change in a stripper's g-string. That tends to piss them off... :2 cents:

ADG

Oops! Forgot to add this to my post...

A video that I shot of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles (featuring GFY's very own XXXJay on lead guitar and vocals), performing "Hit Me With Your Wet Twat" and their original, "BIG STINKY PUSSY", at Rock the Ball in Las Vegas a few years ago:



BTW, be sure to check the thread about XXXJay and wish him a speedy recovery!!!

ADG

:Oh crap Ugh.. that makes me wanna throw up... :error