Fucked myself over...
 

My new jealous girl is in the bed with me, its about 10am.. We had a party last night, my friends stayed the night and went home around 9am, while leaving the front door unlocked.. 10am, my ex walks in my bedroom and says HI with a big smile on her face..

Wish I had enough skills to turn that one into a 3some.. But they are both bitches..

LOL so what was the end result?

Oh Dear :1orglaugh

Sounds like fun!

Yeah...and? What happened?

Your ex walks into your house instead of knocking? Holy shit we're two very different people, lol.

The ex stayed in the living room, so I walked out there and kicked her outside, went back to the new girl in my room and kept hearing a horn outside, so I had to go outside and get her to leave my house as she threw the phone, I bought for her, at me.. i put it on the hood of her car and walked back inside my house.. the new girl is still in my bed but slowing putting her clothes back on, and i said what the fuck are u waiting for get the hell outta here, yall damn crazy bitches.. so shortly after she left.. the ex txt me and said im still in town, i said well come over as long as we dont discuss this morning, haha 10 minutes later im fucking her in my bed.. got a big ass wet spot in my bed.. now the new girl is txting me asking me if we are still talking

So what did the new girl do to piss you off and kick her out?

haha nothing really..

You didn't get to sleep with her and only your ex?

I prefer metaman and his 11 inches cock stories. LOL

Why was the bed wet?? Did you pee the bed :(

Pics or it didn't happen.

Women are crazy.

LOL yes women are crazy...

But he shouldn't have kicked out the new girlfriend she didn't do anything wrong... He picked the crazy bitch.

Girls like dicks and boy's like crazy bitches...

LOL you just make my day!

You were supposed to whip out your cock and say...

"Well...Since both of you are here...let's see who can do this better, shall we?"

For certain women, nothing gets them going more than the scent of another pussy on their man's cock. Competition brings out the best in a woman.

Tried, tested and true.