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halfpint 06-02-2009 05:42 PM

At what age did you start ..........
 
pulling your tosser and did it have an impact on your life

I remember wanking like crazy and thought I had a huge load to blow ..but fuck me nothing came out I was so fucking disapointed with my self.. Its haunted ever since :(

Si 06-02-2009 06:02 PM

LOL

First time I came nothing came out. think it's one of them things.

But now i've got enough cream filling for quite a few cakes!

Nicky 06-02-2009 06:02 PM

Can't really remember but am pretty sure it was around 7 or so.

halfpint 06-02-2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15918847)
Can't really remember but am pretty sure it was around 7 or so.

God blimey that was young I think I was around 12-13

HorseShit 06-02-2009 06:06 PM

around 7 or so

halfpint 06-02-2009 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15918845)
LOL

First time I came nothing came out. think it's one of them things.

But now i've got enough cream filling for quite a few cakes!


nothing like a good old sponge filled with fresh cream :thumbsup

BusterBunny 06-02-2009 06:08 PM

i was busting nuts while i was still in the womb

420 06-02-2009 06:09 PM

I stole this pic from ADG. This my first attempt to place it.

http://i40.tinypic.com/20iosz.jpg

halfpint 06-02-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15918861)
I stole this pic from ADG. This my first attempt to place it.

http://i40.tinypic.com/20iosz.jpg

lol It belongs in this thread... 100% approved :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 06-02-2009 06:22 PM

I started at 20 and I do it at least twice a day...

tical 06-02-2009 06:40 PM

haha man, i remember when i found out about it

it was seriously like a ritual, getting everything perfect and rubbing one out... awesome

Spunky 06-02-2009 06:54 PM

I was a wee lad,probably 7 or 8

MandyBlake 06-02-2009 07:42 PM

i was like 9 or 10

qxm 06-02-2009 08:46 PM

Mmmm I think I was 12 or 13 ... I wanted to keep myself very clean down there and I remembered how uncomfortable it was to pull the skin that covers the penis towards the base ....well back when I was a child .....so I tried pulling the skin back and forth so that it wouldn't stick as much as it did during childhood .... and after a good 15 mins of back and forth movement ... voila! ..... actually I thought to myself WTF? did I pee myself? ... I was baffled so I tried it the day after and I discovered that thing I was secreeting after "cleaning myself" wasn't pee.....

Yeap.. thats how it happened for me...completely accidental...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-02-2009 09:23 PM

Okay, since we are doing true confessions...

I think I was in First or Second grade (making me perhaps 6 or 7 at the time), and during recess we sometimes played tetherball on the playground:

http://www.teamskyline.com/productImages/TB100P_1a.jpg

Well, this one day it was my turn to climb the pole and attach the tether with the ball to the top of the pole. As I climbed, I slipped a few times, and so I grasped the pole even harder with my loins, and thrust upwards.

By the time I got the ball attached, I experienced a euphoric ejaculation, although I had absolutely no idea what had just happened.

Well, to say the least I volunteered to put up the tetherball during the rest of my early grade school tetherball career, LOL.

I didn't actually consciously jerk off until several years later.

True story!

:jerkoff

ADG

Blackamooka 06-02-2009 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15919164)
Mmmm I think I was 12 or 13 ... I wanted to keep myself very clean down there and I remembered how uncomfortable it was to pull the skin that covers the penis towards the base ....well back when I was a child .....so I tried pulling the skin back and forth so that it wouldn't stick as much as it did during childhood .... and after a good 15 mins of back and forth movement ... voila! ..... actually I thought to myself WTF? did I pee myself? ... I was baffled so I tried it the day after and I discovered that thing I was secreeting after "cleaning myself" wasn't pee.....

Yeap.. thats how it happened for me...completely accidental...

Uncircumcised?

I can't even imagine trying to jerk off when your dick looks like a Shar Pei.

Deej 06-02-2009 10:57 PM

A girl showed me how to masturbate...

SideShow 06-02-2009 10:58 PM

rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt nnnooooowwwwwww

:throwup :throwup :throwup

raven1083 06-02-2009 11:14 PM

I was like 8 - 9

fallenmuffin 06-02-2009 11:36 PM

First cum was around 12, watching Jewel perform on the late show. Something about the way she crossed her legs.

Vitasoy 06-03-2009 01:19 AM

I think I was like ten or so

nico-t 06-03-2009 08:15 AM

7??? wtf :1orglaugh i guess porn is in your vains then. I dont remember when i started but i do no it wasnt 7, thats crazy

Cyber Fucker 06-03-2009 08:25 AM

11 or something around that :glugglug

candyflip 06-03-2009 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15918852)
God blimey that was young I think I was around 12-13

At 13 I was getting laid regularly. :1orglaugh

I'd have to say I started yanking my crank when I was 10 or so.

Scott McD 06-03-2009 09:57 AM

Never... :Graucho

Ecchi22 06-03-2009 12:05 PM

I think I was 5 or even younger.. And I have no idea if my life is affected by it, because I don't know how would it be if I started later :P

halfpint 06-03-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15920561)
Never... :Graucho

yep thats true :winkwink:

Ecchi22 06-03-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15919302)
A girl showed me how to masturbate...

I can say the same, but for some reason I was virgin till 25 :Oh crap

halfpint 06-03-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecchi22 (Post 15920923)
I think I was 5 or even younger.. And I have no idea if my life is affected by it, because I don't know how would it be if I started later :P

I was devastated that I only shot blanks Now every time I pull my plonker I think its going to happen all over again. :winkwink:

CurrentlySober 06-03-2009 12:27 PM

Juicy did it for me....

He touched me 'Under the Bridge'...

Manowar 06-04-2009 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15920986)
Juicy did it for me....

He touched me 'Under the Bridge'...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee 06-04-2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15920986)
Juicy did it for me....

He touched me 'Under the Bridge'...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bluemoney 06-04-2009 09:40 AM

13 . . . By 14 I was fucking Coug's

Kron 06-04-2009 09:44 AM

I think around 12 or 13

klinton 06-04-2009 09:45 AM

with orgasm - around 18...

The Seduction of Art 06-04-2009 09:50 AM

I first messed around with it at around 9 but didn't know what to do until a couple years later when I'd had my first wet dream. A couple days later, like the ape man in 2001 who gets inspired how to use a bone as a tool I snuck into the attic with a Candy Loving Playboy pictorial and POW! (I swear Strauss' "Also Sprach Zarathustra" was playing as my young jizz decorated the wood floor.)


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