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IPSKeith 06-03-2009 07:13 AM

Processing starting at 4.5%, save $$$, direct banking, IPSP available
 
Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]
o.800.439.1974

Dollarmansteve 06-03-2009 08:52 AM

I'm dazzled by your marketing wizardry.

Here's a tip - repeatedly posting spam threads on GFY will have the exact opposite result you are looking for.

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2009 07:36 AM

holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

PSSuperstars 06-04-2009 07:36 AM

:321GFY
please tell me that when you applied for the job.. you didn't lie and say you had marketing skillls...
right?

It's like,
"Whoa I found a messageboard with dumbass webmasters.. these guys are idiots.. I'm gonna spam them.. they need me.."

:321GFY

JamesK 06-04-2009 07:39 AM

wall of text, I'll pass

Si 06-04-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15923356)
holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

What he said!

and go fuck yourself you stupid wanker!


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