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IPSKeith 06-04-2009 07:31 AM

Processing starting at 4.5%, save $$$, direct banking, IPSP available
 
Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]
o.800.439.1974

nation-x 06-04-2009 07:33 AM

repeatedly spamming your service with an un-formatted block of text in multiple posts is not a good method to gain clients. :2 cents:

PSSuperstars 06-04-2009 07:34 AM

:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 15923340)
repeatedly spamming your service with an un-formatted block of text in multiple posts is not a good method to gain clients. :2 cents:


Gasper 06-04-2009 07:34 AM

Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money.

We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through “smarter” billing, we can help.

If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren’t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS.

Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship.

Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]


Okay, that's better :)

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2009 07:37 AM

holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

Si 06-04-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15923366)
holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

What he said!

and go fuck yourself you stupid wanker!

I Love The Yayo 06-04-2009 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPSKeith (Post 15923330)
Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]
o.800.439.1974

Wow, you need some marketing lessons. Get those and come back because right now you're wasting your time.

Actually don't come back. I doubt there are people who want to work with a company who's pr dude is you. There must be something wrong with that company.

I Love The Yayo 06-04-2009 07:56 AM

Oh i see now you're an annoying spammer as well.

What a professional bunch of people you guys must be. I bet everyone can't wait to let you take care of their money :1orglaugh

dready 06-04-2009 08:08 AM

:321GFY :mad:

SilentKnight 06-04-2009 08:20 AM

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Domain Diva 06-04-2009 08:24 AM

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IPSKeith 06-05-2009 08:14 AM

Thanks for the message
 
That was actually really funny and pretty fucking hot! I just took the position and was doing what management wanted done. Didn't mean to step on any toes. Anyway, thanks for the message.

IPSKeith 06-05-2009 08:16 AM

sorry about that just doing what the management wanted. thanks for the message and advice

BradM 06-05-2009 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by IPSKeith (Post 15927835)
sorry about that just doing what the management wanted. thanks for the message and advice

Management is an idiot then. :)

IPSKeith 06-05-2009 08:28 AM

Sorry about that. Did not mean to piss on your cheerios. I just took the position and was just doing what management asked. I appreciate the advice, all be it harsh, but still good advice.
Thanks

Domain Diva 06-05-2009 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPSKeith (Post 15927829)
That was actually really funny and pretty fucking hot! I just took the position and was doing what management wanted done. Didn't mean to step on any toes. Anyway, thanks for the message.

Glad you liked it ! :thumbsup


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