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Happend to me yesterday after some kid kept yapping about how good he was after winning a 70dollar hand from me fishing it out (and bad play from my side).

1 hand later this happend, he kept raising and raising, and i kept calling. You cant see the whole convo going on, but he was like I PWN YOU AGAIN BIOTCHHHHH NOOB!

Needless to say, i smacked my ass laughing on the river. And because you can see mucked hands now after the allin, i thought lets check what he had :)

Will be continues with more personal pics. But feel free to post yours, with the story to go with it :thumbsup

nice hand.

Gotta love when you flop quads and your opponent has bullets, talk about a cooler hand. I can only imagine the look on his face when you called his all in and he saw you had the case king, at least he told you while it was going on he had second nuts.

Yeah, and I told him to fold.

But the nices thing was his victorious "I PWN BITCH" the hand before, and then right after this happend lol :)

Very nice hand :thumbsup...and lucky flop for you :winkwink:

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Another one lol, im on the good run it seems. Hope it continues to go like this.
Heres the hand history to go with it:

PokerStars Game #29126273446: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/06/08 7:39:04 ET
Table 'Caecilia II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: MiniP2002 ($49 in chips)
Seat 3: gaap ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 4: romeox69 ($117.30 in chips)
Seat 5: ibiza007 ($55.50 in chips)
Seat 6: joninholima ($22.95 in chips)
Seat 8: Mitch 360 ($59 in chips)
Seat 9: Livity ($124 in chips)
joninholima: posts small blind $0.50
Mitch 360: posts big blind $1
medicii: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gaap [Tc 3c]
Livity: folds
MiniP2002: raises $1 to $2
gaap: calls $2
romeox69: calls $2
ibiza007: folds
joninholima: folds
Mitch 360: raises $3 to $5
MiniP2002: calls $3
gaap: calls $3
romeox69: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Ts 3d 3s]
Mitch 360: bets $16
MiniP2002: calls $16
gaap: calls $16
romeox69: folds
*** TURN *** [Ts 3d 3s] [6h]
Mitch 360: bets $14
MiniP2002: calls $14
gaap: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [Ts 3d 3s 6h] [4c]
Mitch 360: checks
MiniP2002: checks
gaap: bets $61.50 and is all-in
Mitch 360: calls $24 and is all-in
MiniP2002: folds
Uncalled bet ($37.50) returned to gaap
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gaap: shows [Tc 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
Mitch 360: mucks hand
gaap collected $155.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $158.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ts 3d 3s 6h 4c]
Seat 2: MiniP2002 folded on the River
Seat 3: gaap showed [Tc 3c] and won ($155.50) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
Seat 4: romeox69 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ibiza007 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: joninholima (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Mitch 360 (big blind) mucked [Qc Qh]
Seat 9: Livity folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Im on a winning streak, this is getting weird. Just after posting the one above, i got this play.

Here is the handhistory:

PokerStars Game #29126515553: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/06/08 7:52:32 ET
Table 'Caecilia II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: medicii ($17 in chips)
Seat 2: AR_GTAm ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: gaap ($200.35 in chips)
Seat 5: ibiza007 ($51 in chips)
Seat 6: joninholima ($28.75 in chips)
Seat 7: bjao ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: Skibi ($18.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Livity ($127.05 in chips)
gaap said, "nh"
medicii: posts small blind $0.50
AR_GTAm: posts big blind $1
dymarko: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gaap [3h 7h]
gaap: calls $1
ibiza007: raises $3 to $4
joninholima: folds
bjao: folds
Skibi: folds
Livity: folds
medicii: folds
AR_GTAm: folds
gaap: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [7d 5d 7c]
gaap: checks
ibiza007: bets $9
gaap: calls $9
*** TURN *** [7d 5d 7c] [Tc]
gaap: checks
ibiza007: bets $17
gaap: raises $170.35 to $187.35 and is all-in
ibiza007: calls $21 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($149.35) returned to gaap
*** RIVER *** [7d 5d 7c Tc] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gaap: shows [3h 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
ibiza007: mucks hand
gaap collected $100.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $103.50 | Rake $3
Board [7d 5d 7c Tc Js]
Seat 1: medicii (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: AR_GTAm (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: gaap showed [3h 7h] and won ($100.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 5: ibiza007 mucked [Kc Kd]
Seat 6: joninholima folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bjao folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Skibi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Livity (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

you should be easy to play man ....will join your table soon :pimp

Well look me up, we will see :)
Ps name: gaap

lol @ starting hands

Some people love to be on top and then freak when they are not.

Yah haha so true pornguy!

Online poker is rigged on all the low limit tables...

Play high limit with me ;)

Wow, nice wins...based on your starting hands, looks like you see a lot of flops :)

Are there any free "trainers" online? I'd like to learn, but not willing to piss away money while learning.

you must waste a lot of money, holding on to those hands to see a flop.. you showed 3 that you got lucky with, i want to see the other 300..

I just checked your rankings. Let's play.. high stakes, low stakes, whatever you want. Your tournament rankings are super bad you have a ROI of -46% and you only cashed 11 bucks in the last 30 days.

Bwahahahahhahhaahahah!

What does his tournament rankings have to do with cash games?

Cool pics and it seems like you found some opponents already.

I was thinking the same thing. Wonder how much he called to see the flop in the first hand against bullets with his k/6 suited.

It can be a general indicator of his skill level. Its rare that someone would be a horrible tournament player and consistently win money long term in cash games, in my opinion. I know some cash players don't have the patience for tourneys, but its that same impatience which gets them into trouble in cash games because they are consistently playing marginal hands.

I do, i play to have fun. And most of the time i see a LOT of flops just to keep playing. Im getting bored fast if i want to play tight.

I do indeed. Dont take it to seriously bro, you might have noticed this thread is a thread of funny pics too. But your right, i waste a lot of money too.

I love people who base play or base skill on what some rankingsites say.
Guess the 800 i won the last couple days does not count either, because i will play it down to 0 fast to be honest. Basing cashply on tournaments, never a good idea :thumbsup

Not much, unless someone likes to think playing a tournament which takes hours is the same as playing some fast high stake cash games.

Think i called 10 or something, maybe i can check if the hand history is still there.

I play lots of tours, but like you said it, patience is the key and is something i dont have much of when playing poker.

The times i take the time to really play a tournament, i do pretty ok.

But feel free to play met at the 1million turbo takedown, i won a ticket a few days ago by becoming first 5.

And for the rest bitching about my play, hit me up on the tables, im there in 20 minutes, so whos up? :1orglaugh:winkwink:

happened to me with pokerstars, played and i was on a good streak not that good but pretty good up maybe $1k-2k in about 2 weeks, then one day i go to log in and my account wont work check my email and they wanted me to explain how and why i played a certain hand, i explained it and they reopened my account for a few days then closed it again saying i was 'chip dumping' (not sure what that means since i was winning) took like $250 i had in the account too :(

damn pokerstars and that was the last time i played internet poker...

never limp in lol

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heeehaaaw :1orglaugh


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hehe :)

Nice hand MD! You got a Royal Flush, hehehe

Some kick ass hands :)

wtf are you talking about?

they might be talking about some hands at pokertableratings.com. Hes a sneaky guy :pimp


nice hands Frisky

chip dumping...and how can they prove that

can't wait to join you soon!