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who 06-10-2009 02:09 PM

Fact: If your child has dimples, but neither you, nor the other parent have them:
 
Then one of you is not the real parent.

Is this true?

Deej 06-10-2009 02:12 PM

uhhmmm... no...

EDDIT!!!
it is inherited... but i do believe it can skip generations...

hypedough 06-10-2009 02:12 PM

It's true if you want to break up.

Walter Gropius 06-10-2009 02:31 PM

Most genetic stuff can and does skip generations.

who 06-10-2009 02:33 PM

Dimples is a dominant gene, therefore it only shows up if one of the parents has them. Am I wrong?

stickyfingerz 06-10-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15945463)
Dimples is a dominant gene, therefore it only shows up if one of the parents has them. Am I wrong?

nah it can come from a grandparent.

fallenmuffin 06-10-2009 02:54 PM

Pay the $500 and get a DNA test.

EuroRevenueUSA 06-10-2009 03:07 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15945380)
It's true if you want to break up.


CyberHustler 06-10-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 15945519)
Pay the $500 and get a DNA test.

:2 cents:

Choopa Phil 06-10-2009 03:09 PM

next on maury...

candyflip 06-10-2009 03:12 PM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...tthefather.gif

who 06-10-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15945589)

fucking funny :)

Jimbo66 06-10-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15945589)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 06-10-2009 03:14 PM

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_indian.jpg

mikeyddddd 06-10-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15945364)
Fact: If your child has dimples, but neither you, nor the other parent have them:

Then one of you is not the real parent.


$5 submissions 06-10-2009 05:50 PM

If the dimples gene is RECESSIVE (like blue eyes), you have a case.

gornyhuy 06-10-2009 05:57 PM

Fact: threads that start with Fact: are retarded.

woj 06-10-2009 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15945589)

:1orglaugh

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-10-2009 06:34 PM

FACT, I got dimples, but neither of my parents do, BUTTT my father is biologically my father.

FACT, your fact is FALSE.

Hotrocket 06-10-2009 06:45 PM

this may be of help to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...aits_in_humans

Quote:

Mendelian traits in humans
Several inheritable traits or congenital conditions in humans are classical examples of Mendelian inheritance: Their presence is controlled by a single gene that can either be of the autosomal-dominant or -recessive type. People that inherited at least one dominant gene from either parent usually present with the dominant form of the trait. Only those that received the recessive gene from both parents present with the recessive phenotype.

This mode of inheritance implies that the child of two parents that display the "recessive" genotype should also display the "recessive" phenotype.
Should this not be the case, that would be an indicator (but not absolute proof) that one of the parents may not be the child's biological parent.

It also means the "recessive" phenotype may theoretically skip any number of generations, lying dormant in heterozygous individuals until they mate with someone who also has the recessive gene and both pass it on.

These traits include:

* Ability to taste phenylthiocarbamide
* Albinism (recessive)
* Blood type
* Brachydactyly (Shortness of fingers and toes)
* Cheek dimples (dominant)
* Sickle-cell trait
* Cleft chin
* Free (dominant) or attached (recessive) earlobes
* Wet (dominant) or dry (recessive) earwax
* Face freckles (dominant)
* Hitchhiker's thumb (recessive)
* Six fingers
* Widow's peak (dominant)

Vitasoy 06-10-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15945589)

I actually saw that epsisode :1orglaugh

O MARINA 06-10-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15946218)
If the dimples gene is RECESSIVE (like blue eyes), you have a case.



Fact: I like dimples AND blue eyes

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-10-2009 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15946446)
Fact: I like dimples AND blue eyes

FACT: I have dimples AND blue eyes AND blond hair, BUT NO big penis like MetaMan :(

Deej 06-10-2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15946453)
FACT: I have dimples AND blue eyes AND blond hair, BUT NO big penis like MetaMan :(

Dude you just gave away the ending...

Socks 06-10-2009 10:19 PM

I had my dimples surgically removed.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-10-2009 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15946871)
Dude you just gave away the ending...

It saves myself from crying while I beat off when the girl sees it, laughs, and walks out the door.

96ukssob 06-10-2009 11:56 PM

I would just tell the girl you are sterile and can not have kids, so she had to sleep with someone else. If she gets nervous then you know.

There, i just saved everyone the cost of a DNA and lie detector test :thumbsup

martinsc 06-11-2009 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15945380)
It's true if you want to break up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Walter Gropius 06-11-2009 01:48 AM

Six fingers?! :Oh crap

The Judge 06-11-2009 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walter Gropius (Post 15947190)
Six fingers?! :Oh crap

Now don't you start poking fun at that boy, many folks have six toes.

MetaMan 06-11-2009 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15946453)
FACT: I have dimples AND blue eyes AND blond hair, BUT NO big penis like MetaMan :(

:1orglaugh

the blue eyes come advantage trust me,

girls picture innocence with blue eyes but then they see a grown man and then it kinda plays with them a little bit.

being the nice guy (which i am) def pays off for the blue eyed guys, then when you get them in bed fuck their brains out.

then they will want you forever because they will think "how can this innocent blue eyed guy be so nice and fuck so good"

that is my lesson for the day. :pimp


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